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Christmas cracker jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In a recent survey 72% of us think Christmas cracker jokes are outdated. A competition was launched to find jokes that would make us laugh rather than cringe. The winner won £5000 for:

What's Miley Cyrus having for Christmas dinner?

Twerky!

Do you have any better efforts?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

A turkey that can pluck itself!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinselitis!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?

A turkey that can pluck itself!

I liked it

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