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Help wanted..

By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

Lucy and I have decided that it would be nice to have a day snuggled on the sofa being waited on hand and foot, champers, choccy etc.

She would like a sexy man dressed in ladies lingerie and I would just like a sexy man. Maybe a sexy lady in a French maids outfit too..

So anyone wishing to apply for the positions of 'slave for a day' please apply below, stating any qualifications or skills which you think will help you fill the position.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

i'd like to apply .. but i'd have to borrow some of your undies

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

May I apply to join you on the sofa?

I want Funky to serve us.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice call hottie!!

I will let you do the interviews!!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"May I apply to join you on the sofa?

I want Funky to serve us."

I don't think funky would behave himself as a serving boy. Although I can picture him in nothing but a little apron

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My qualifications are listed below:

Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved!

For your consideration....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like popping champagne corks

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like popping champagne corks"

I don't pop my cork for every man I meet.

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"My qualifications are listed below:

Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved!

For your consideration...."

There can be baileys as long as you pour it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My qualifications are listed below:

Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved!

For your consideration....

There can be baileys as long as you pour it.

I have Stollen...

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"My qualifications are listed below:

Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved!

For your consideration....

There can be baileys as long as you pour it.

I have Stollen..."

I don't even know what stollen is!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My qualifications are listed below:

Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved!

For your consideration...."

The jobs yours!! One of the other slaves can get the nibbles!! And baileys on tap for you! And lickety has stollen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would i have to Shave my Legs

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My qualifications are listed below:

Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved!

For your consideration....

There can be baileys as long as you pour it.

I have Stollen...

I don't even know what stollen is!!

Almond marzipan cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would i have to Shave my Legs

For what? What position are you applying for?

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"My qualifications are listed below:

Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved!

For your consideration....

There can be baileys as long as you pour it.

I have Stollen...

I don't even know what stollen is!!

Almond marzipan cake."

Oh god that sounds like my worst nightmare.

no stollen for me!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"Would i have to Shave my Legs

Which half of the couple is this??

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By *ScotsmanMan over a year ago

ayrshire

I've only stollen once and was only a sweety from a shop..but dont have any underwear. X x X.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My qualifications are listed below:

Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved!

For your consideration....

There can be baileys as long as you pour it.

I have Stollen...

I don't even know what stollen is!!

Almond marzipan cake.

Oh god that sounds like my worst nightmare.

no stollen for me! "

I have dark chocolate cherry liqueurs too.

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"My qualifications are listed below:

Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved!

For your consideration....

There can be baileys as long as you pour it.

I have Stollen...

I don't even know what stollen is!!

Almond marzipan cake.

Oh god that sounds like my worst nightmare.

no stollen for me!

I have dark chocolate cherry liqueurs too."

They sound nice!

What sort of slave would you like lickety?? X

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My qualifications are listed below:

Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved!

For your consideration....

There can be baileys as long as you pour it.

I have Stollen...

I don't even know what stollen is!!

Almond marzipan cake.

Oh god that sounds like my worst nightmare.

no stollen for me!

I have dark chocolate cherry liqueurs too.

They sound nice!

What sort of slave would you like lickety?? X"

Ideally Funky. He knows what I need.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My qualifications are listed below:

Get your own bloody nibbles coz im not wasting good undies unless there's a serious amount of Baileys and Stollen cake involved!

For your consideration....

The jobs yours!! One of the other slaves can get the nibbles!! And baileys on tap for you! And lickety has stollen

*Slides down suspiciously well lubed pole to the tranny cave and the pink mobile*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ideally Funky. He knows what I need.

I think we all know what you need

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ideally Funky. He knows what I need.

I think we all know what you need

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would i have to Shave my Legs

For what? What position are you applying for?

All of them...I'm so Easy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would i have to Shave my Legs

For what? What position are you applying for?

All of them...I'm so Easy lol

Do you have a maids outfit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would i have to Shave my Legs

For what? What position are you applying for?

All of them...I'm so Easy lol

Do you have a maids outfit?

I have a Black binliner and a Cooks Apron, I'm sure i can borrow a pair of Nettes Frilly Drawers, Maybe even Share em

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have a maids outfit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would i have to Shave my Legs

For what? What position are you applying for?

All of them...I'm so Easy lol

Do you have a maids outfit?

I have a Black binliner and a Cooks Apron, I'm sure i can borrow a pair of Nettes Frilly Drawers, Maybe even Share em

Your prepared to wear ladies undies?

The jobs yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would i have to Shave my Legs

For what? What position are you applying for?

All of them...I'm so Easy lol

Do you have a maids outfit?

I have a Black binliner and a Cooks Apron, I'm sure i can borrow a pair of Nettes Frilly Drawers, Maybe even Share em

Your prepared to wear ladies undies?

The jobs yours "

Told ya i was Easy..Quite Fancy seeing Nette dressed as a Butler..Minus the Frilly Drawers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this vacancy now closed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this vacancy now closed

Depends what you would like to apply for? I am sure we could fit you both in!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ideally Funky. He knows what I need.

I think we all know what you need

I need broadband/WiFi, television and phone back. I have no choice but to sit on the sofa now. I can't do any work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this vacancy now closed

Depends what you would like to apply for? I am sure we could fit you both in!!

Oh I say, we can do all sorts of positions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually find this the most offensive thread I've ever seen on here

Well jel I didn't think of this idea myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this vacancy now closed

Depends what you would like to apply for? I am sure we could fit you both in!!

Oh I say, we can do all sorts of positions

Perhaps you should show us your positions

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I actually find this the most offensive thread I've ever seen on here

Well jel I didn't think of this idea myself

Just do what I did and plant your bottie next to Hottie's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I actually find this the most offensive thread I've ever seen on here

Well jel I didn't think of this idea myself

Shirley Not! you were just too shy n retiring to ask first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I actually find this the most offensive thread I've ever seen on here

Well jel I didn't think of this idea myself

Just do what I did and plant your bottie next to Hottie's."

And what's wrong with my bottie??

What's hottie got that I haven't!!

Pppffffttt favoritism

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I actually find this the most offensive thread I've ever seen on here

Well jel I didn't think of this idea myself

Just do what I did and plant your bottie next to Hottie's."

Oh good idea , move over ladies, incoming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I actually find this the most offensive thread I've ever seen on here

Well jel I didn't think of this idea myself

Shirley Not! you were just too shy n retiring to ask first

Awww see I knew someone out there knew the real me

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

Think we are going to need a bigger sofa....

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I actually find this the most offensive thread I've ever seen on here

Well jel I didn't think of this idea myself

Just do what I did and plant your bottie next to Hottie's.

And what's wrong with my bottie??

What's hottie got that I haven't!!

Pppffffttt favoritism

I am all over your bottie already. Plus one of me equals all three of you put together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think we are going to need a bigger sofa...."

Now all I can think is that there is a film quote about getting something bigger and I can't think what it is or what film it's from

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Think we are going to need a bigger sofa...."

Man made?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I leave for one just one! Bloody minute, and I have a room full of bootie, to wait on

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Think we are going to need a bigger sofa....

Now all I can think is that there is a film quote about getting something bigger and I can't think what it is or what film it's from

Buns... Calendar Girls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Danny will get cracking on a new sofa, while I refill the hotties glasses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hottie.......

We are going to need more slaves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a chef. Have experience of barbequing in a bikini.

I don't do washing up tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think we are going to need a bigger sofa....

Now all I can think is that there is a film quote about getting something bigger and I can't think what it is or what film it's from

I think were going to need a Bigger Sofa..From Hotties do South East Fab ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hottie.......

We are going to need more slaves

Erm yes if you don't mind

I'm running round like crazy here topping up these cocktails!

I'm roasting would Madame allow me to remove my pinny.. Danny's already down to the bow tie!! Eekkk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hottie.......

We are going to need more slaves

Erm yes if you don't mind

I'm running round like crazy here topping up these cocktails!

I'm roasting would Madame allow me to remove my pinny.. Danny's already down to the bow tie!! Eekkk

Oh hell yeah! Just get them off!!

What's Danny been stirring our cocktails with?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I would gladly volunteer , but I ain't wearing no " budgie smugglers" or owt like that . Happy to pop the Tux on for you though .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I would gladly volunteer , but I ain't wearing no " budgie smugglers" or owt like that . Happy to pop the Tux on for you though .

Ere who are you calling "Pop"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I would gladly volunteer , but I ain't wearing no " budgie smugglers" or owt like that . Happy to pop the Tux on for you though .

"
feel very free Mr.suited

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

"Hottie.......

We are going to need more slaves

Erm yes if you don't mind

I'm running round like crazy here topping up these cocktails!

I'm roasting would Madame allow me to remove my pinny.. Danny's already down to the bow tie!! Eekkk

Oh hell yeah! Just get them off!!

What's Danny been stirring our cocktails with?

His 'cock' tail stirrer

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

So on the sofa we have Lucy, myself, lickety and moody.

And slaves we have Jodie, the fockers (who are already naked

) suited and booted.. Did I miss anyone??

I was hoping for some young men too... Very disappointed.., x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hottie.......

We are going to need more slaves

Erm yes if you don't mind

I'm running round like crazy here topping up these cocktails!

I'm roasting would Madame allow me to remove my pinny.. Danny's already down to the bow tie!! Eekkk

Oh hell yeah! Just get them off!!

What's Danny been stirring our cocktails with?

His 'cock' tail stirrer

God I can never leave him for a min, passes Danny a mermaid shaped stirrer. And looks at Danny

sorry ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sooo ladies what's your tipple any requests?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont beat me...sorry im late, in the middle of making a marshmallow/crispy house.

Now what do you want me to do...wheres me knickers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sooo ladies what's your tipple any requests? "

Is danny in his santa outfit ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sooo ladies what's your tipple any requests?

Is danny in his santa outfit ?

Pmp he's currently in his bow tie and wellies and stirring these poor ahem innocent ladies drinks, with his own personal stirrer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Think we are going to need a bigger sofa....

Now all I can think is that there is a film quote about getting something bigger and I can't think what it is or what film it's from

Buns... Calendar Girls"

You are blooming amazing , thank you thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont beat me...sorry im late, in the middle of making a marshmallow/crispy house.

Now what do you want me to do...wheres me knickers?"

Jules Five mins you've been here and uve lost your knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sooo ladies what's your tipple any requests? "

Hot chocolate with cream please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont beat me...sorry im late, in the middle of making a marshmallow/crispy house.

Now what do you want me to do...wheres me knickers?

Jules Five mins you've been here and uve lost your knickers

No hope for me xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm applying for the sofa position

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sooo ladies what's your tipple any requests?

Hot chocolate with cream please

For you sexy moo, cream and choice curls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm applying for the sofa position

Ohhh here's trouble vodka?

For miss chops?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont beat me...sorry im late, in the middle of making a marshmallow/crispy house.

Now what do you want me to do...wheres me knickers?

Jules Five mins you've been here and uve lost your knickers

No hope for me xx"

I'm in need of some help here woman never mind swinging your draws about your head.. I've give up with Danny all he seems to be wanting to do is stir ladies cocktails ... With his friendly member!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman over a year ago

Kent

Right... On the sofa we have me, Lucy, moody, lickety and cheeky.

Jules has lost her knickers. The fockers are naked and stirring cocktails with Danny's cock. Jodie is pissed on baileys and eating cake... Did I miss anything???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just so we are clear girls if I am putting the Tux on then I insist I serve the COCK tails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lucy and I have decided that it would be nice to have a day snuggled on the sofa being waited on hand and foot, champers, choccy etc.

She would like a sexy man dressed in ladies lingerie and I would just like a sexy man. Maybe a sexy lady in a French maids outfit too..

So anyone wishing to apply for the positions of 'slave for a day' please apply below, stating any qualifications or skills which you think will help you fill the position.

This is brilliant lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just so we are clear girls if I am putting the Tux on then I insist I serve the COCK tails

Oh no you don't that's my job you can help, but I'm head waitress mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's not much room left on this sofa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's not much room left on this sofa

Oh FFs and where have you been eh?

I've been standing here for hours... It's very hard you know trying to stop Danny running amok! With his stirrer pmsl

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm ready for a hot buttered rum now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's not much room left on this sofa

Oh FFs and where have you been eh?

I've been standing here for hours... It's very hard you know trying to stop Danny running amok! With his stirrer pmsl

Sorry I must have dropped off!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's not much room left on this sofa

Oh FFs and where have you been eh?

I've been standing here for hours... It's very hard you know trying to stop Danny running amok! With his stirrer pmsl

Sorry I must have dropped off!

Well I resign some bloody employer you are...

come on Danny put that bloody stirrer away!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's not much room left on this sofa

Oh FFs and where have you been eh?

I've been standing here for hours... It's very hard you know trying to stop Danny running amok! With his stirrer pmsl

Sorry I must have dropped off!

Well I resign some bloody employer you are...

come on Danny put that bloody stirrer away!

Oh no you don't!! You signed a contract!!

Pleaseeeeeeee stay!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll do it - but i have a very demanding rider!!

Cake - chocolate fudge

JD - 1 bottle

Haagen Dazs - Cookies & Cream

Red Wine - Wolf Blass Presidents Selection Shiraz

Biscuits - Chocolate Hob Nobs

Hot Dogs - 6

Ribena - 2 bottles

Popping Candy - 3 bags

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's not much room left on this sofa

Oh FFs and where have you been eh?

I've been standing here for hours... It's very hard you know trying to stop Danny running amok! With his stirrer pmsl

Sorry I must have dropped off!

Well I resign some bloody employer you are...

come on Danny put that bloody stirrer away!

Oh no you don't!! You signed a contract!!

Pleaseeeeeeee stay!! "

I'm sleeping I've been over worked and under paid feck knows what uve all done to Danny... But he keeps prodding me with his cock and saying .... Stir Madame

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's not much room left on this sofa

Oh FFs and where have you been eh?

I've been standing here for hours... It's very hard you know trying to stop Danny running amok! With his stirrer pmsl

Sorry I must have dropped off!

Well I resign some bloody employer you are...

come on Danny put that bloody stirrer away!

Oh no you don't!! You signed a contract!!

Pleaseeeeeeee stay!!

I'm sleeping I've been over worked and under paid feck knows what uve all done to Danny... But he keeps prodding me with his cock and saying .... Stir Madame

You take a rest my dear!! Danny looks shagged

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'll do it - but i have a very demanding rider!!

Cake - chocolate fudge

JD - 1 bottle

Haagen Dazs - Cookies & Cream

Red Wine - Wolf Blass Presidents Selection Shiraz

Biscuits - Chocolate Hob Nobs

Hot Dogs - 6

Ribena - 2 bottles

Popping Candy - 3 bags

That's all fine as long as you fetch them yourself. We're on the sofa. Although if you rummage around my bag you may find some popping candy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I take a turn on the sofa my feet are killing me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can I wiggle in too I have stollen as well

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can I take a turn on the sofa my feet are killing me"

Go on, take my seat it's about time I went for a wee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone can have my spot as I am off to bed!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to go and do some more work !!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's not much room left on this sofa

Oh FFs and where have you been eh?

I've been standing here for hours... It's very hard you know trying to stop Danny running amok! With his stirrer pmsl

Sorry I must have dropped off!

Well I resign some bloody employer you are...

come on Danny put that bloody stirrer away!

Oh no you don't!! You signed a contract!!

Pleaseeeeeeee stay!!

I'm sleeping I've been over worked and under paid feck knows what uve all done to Danny... But he keeps prodding me with his cock and saying .... Stir Madame

You take a rest my dear!! Danny looks shagged

Pmsl yes more than likely hmm

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