"Awake too early. Can't get back to sleep.
I'd like to be 3 years old again so I could have a tantrum about not wanting to get up."
I wish my 3 year old didn't wanna get up! I have a battle on my hands trying to get him to stay in bed past 5am. Can't wait till he's a teenager. Revenge is sweet |
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"I woke up at 4am! Went outside for a crafty fag and when I went.to get back in bed I discovered it had been taken over by a stray cat!!
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What you moaning about you had some pussy to get back in bed with lol |
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"Can I borrow some socks my feet are freezing x
You want socks that have been on Ryan's cock?!
My feet are so cold I would !!! Brrrr
You may have to bash em with a hammer first "
That's a thought. Will get frost bite instead ! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I woke up at 4am! Went outside for a crafty fag and when I went.to get back in bed I discovered it had been taken over by a stray cat!!
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I woke up in the night last week to find an intruder cat's paws at the side of my bed and its face looking at me. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I was doing naked star jumps at 5am. My belly thinks it's lunchtime. "
I have a strange image now of your bits doing Newton's Balls, a clock on your belly and your socks worn with sock suspenders. |
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"Can I borrow some socks my feet are freezing x
You want socks that have been on Ryan's cock?!
My feet are so cold I would !!! Brrrr
You may have to bash em with a hammer first "
Yukkkkkkkkkk |
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