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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Passionate kiss like spiders web,soon lead to undoing of fly. 
Is that an ancient Yoda proverb?
I'll cogitate in my sleep and see what emerges."
I am not sure, but I think Yoda was a kinky fucker underneath all that shite he spouts.....funny look in his eyes..... |
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"Man with hands always in pockets is feeling cocky!"
But man with hands in two pockets not feeling two cocky
And man going to bed with itchy bum may wake up with smelly finger
If secretary get screwed on desk may become permanent fixture |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
I remember a rollocking night out with friends years ago when we spent the evening making up stupid nonsensical ones. Cannot remember most of them now - but I am sure they are not nearly so funny as we found them. We were pretty hammered at the time.
One was 'man with large feet should be careful of ducklings underfoot.'
And 'table with only two legs need wall for support.'
See? Not really funny - but we were howling. Must have pissed off the entire pub. |
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a cockerel was sat staring up a tree when a bull happened to walk past, he as the cock what he was doing the cock replyed I so wish I could get to the top of that tree and see the world around me but us cockerels can not fly.
the bull then said to the cock eat some of my poop it has magical powers and will help you get to the top of that tree. well the cock thought about this for a while and decided what the hell he would give it a go and sure enough after just one peck he got to the lowest branch in the tree. over the next few weeks the cock every morning ate the poop until one day there he was right at the very top he was so pleased with him self he cockadoodle dood to his harts content. at which point the farmer came out and shot him right out of the top of that tree.
now the moral to this story is bull shit might get you to the top but it sure as hell wont keep you there xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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