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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Accidentally (or in jest!) given the wrong advice/information to someone who asked a question about sex, swinging or general 'misbehaviour'?

Have you ever asked someone due to lack of understanding and found that your previous thoughts were way off the mark?

E.G the wrong definition for, lets say. 'Teapotting'? Or an alternative meaning for one of the many abbreviations or acronyms commonly used on site?

Or are we all too clued up and nice?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Errrrr yes I'm quite dippy on occasions

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

i may regret this but what is teapotting?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's tea potting?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

U mean OP u have misled me on many occasions ................... WOW then I can honestly say ............ It wasnt my fault but yours!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i may regret this but what is teapotting?"

I was thinking the same but maybe she meant teabagging

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All the time ... It amuses me so

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By *issBehavingxxWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

I must be innocent... I have no idea what teapotting is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've been asked what the 3 P's are before

My explanation was 'porcupines, pineapples and pine cones - all things you should NEVER shove up your arse!'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been asked what the 3 P's are before

My explanation was 'porcupines, pineapples and pine cones - all things you should NEVER shove up your arse!' "

Why would you ever be tempted to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

1. tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Or are we all too clued up and nice? "

Clued up? I have to google things I read in the Forums quite often! I sometimes think I've led a very sheltered life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have yes and on the wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've been asked what the 3 P's are before

My explanation was 'porcupines, pineapples and pine cones - all things you should NEVER shove up your arse!'

Why would you ever be tempted to? "

I dunno, desperate times and all that - you know what some people get like! - at least he knows not to now

still waiting to find out if he still believes my explanation

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Swear this place gets weirder every day

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By *lentyoffun40Couple  over a year ago

Lancashire

Kettles on

Any one for a pot ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow u dont half learn some things on ere

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I tend not to give advice unless I've actually been there, plus it would help if I actually knew what I was doing myself. I tend to fumble around blindly.. And sexual terminology erm what??? Bukkake for instance... I thought was pronounced book ache much to the other halves amusement!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act. "

That's okay, but not as good as perculating

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Or is it option number....

2. Tea potting

A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man.

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By *hitedukeMan  over a year ago

derby


"1. tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act. "

Great description, i particularly like the disclaimer at the end.

Otherwise you can imagine the "claims vultures" ads on the t.v. In a few months......

"Have you had your nuts boiled in a teapot?"

No win, no fee of course.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Bukkake for instance... I thought was pronounced book ache much to the other halves amusement! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Or are we all too clued up and nice?

Clued up? I have to google things I read in the Forums quite often! I sometimes think I've led a very sheltered life O"

Me too. DP for example

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tend not to give advice unless I've actually been there, plus it would help if I actually knew what I was doing myself. I tend to fumble around blindly.. And sexual terminology erm what??? Bukkake for instance... I thought was pronounced book ache much to the other halves amusement! "

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By *r Mahogany70Man  over a year ago

Leicester


"I tend not to give advice unless I've actually been there, plus it would help if I actually knew what I was doing myself. I tend to fumble around blindly.. And sexual terminology erm what??? Bukkake for instance... I thought was pronounced book ache much to the other halves amusement! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tend not to give advice unless I've actually been there, plus it would help if I actually knew what I was doing myself. I tend to fumble around blindly.. And sexual terminology erm what??? Bukkake for instance... I thought was pronounced book ache much to the other halves amusement! "

Me too , and I bet a lot of other people too x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you do it with horlicks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Or perhaps it's option number

3. teapotting

Teapotting is when a man is masturbating and sticks his thumb up his own ass to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience. "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Or are we all too clued up and nice?

Clued up? I have to google things I read in the Forums quite often! I sometimes think I've led a very sheltered life O

Me too. DP for example "

Double Pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Or are we all too clued up and nice?

Clued up? I have to google things I read in the Forums quite often! I sometimes think I've led a very sheltered life O

Me too. DP for example

Double Pineapple"

No. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Although please god tell me it's not actually this suggestion from the good old urban dictionary.....option number

4. Teapotting

An act where a male rests his testicles on the closed eyes of his partner (male or female) and proceeds to lean forward and urinate into his partner's open mouth. Best if performed on a hot, sweaty day.

"Much like enjoying a rocking chair whilst sipping a crisp mojito, teapotting can serve as quite the refreshing summer activity."

WTF!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tend not to give advice unless I've actually been there, plus it would help if I actually knew what I was doing myself. I tend to fumble around blindly.. And sexual terminology erm what??? Bukkake for instance... I thought was pronounced book ache much to the other halves amusement!

"

Lol and what did you call it? Butt ache wasn't it lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bukkake for instance... I thought was pronounced book ache much to the other halves amusement!

"

Ha miss I kid you not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tend not to give advice unless I've actually been there, plus it would help if I actually knew what I was doing myself. I tend to fumble around blindly.. And sexual terminology erm what??? Bukkake for instance... I thought was pronounced book ache much to the other halves amusement!

Lol and what did you call it? Butt ache wasn't it lol xx"

Pmsl something like that . I blame the vodka

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act. "

... And then wash it before you make your mum a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act. "

Wtf ?

Jeez .... who came up with this as an idea ????

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Yep. I once completely misunderstood what creampie was and replied accordingly. I was corrected by someone who told me that "google is your friend" I found a certain irony in being corrected by someone who believes that I have an internet search engine as a companion

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Yep. I once completely misunderstood what creampie was and replied accordingly. I was corrected by someone who told me that "google is your friend" I found a certain irony in being corrected by someone who believes that I have an internet search engine as a companion "

I'm so slow at typing stuff, by the time I've read everything, thought to ask and typed it, someone has already answered. I hope it wasn't me who said google is your friend but I recall the creampie convo.

If teapotting is what Obi said, then what's trainspotting?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The old "stick it in her ass, she'll love it" is a classic.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Yep. I once completely misunderstood what creampie was and replied accordingly. I was corrected by someone who told me that "google is your friend" I found a certain irony in being corrected by someone who believes that I have an internet search engine as a companion

I'm so slow at typing stuff, by the time I've read everything, thought to ask and typed it, someone has already answered. I hope it wasn't me who said google is your friend but I recall the creampie convo.

If teapotting is what Obi said, then what's trainspotting? "

No it wasn't you you sympathised with my plight.

The google thing was a joke but sometimes (well quite often ) I'm the only one who gets my jokes

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My street cred is still intact

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Or is it option number....

2. Tea potting

A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man. "

Omg i burst out laughing at that version! Got all sorts of images running through my head now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act. "

umm WOW

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have been corrupted on this site.

Things that I didn't realise had alternative meanings:

Teabag

Bullet

Creampie

Facial

Walnut Whip

And many more.

Last night I was given another meaning for chutney, from a Yorkshireman I am not entirely convinced I can trust.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have been corrupted on this site.

Things that I didn't realise had alternative meanings:

Teabag

Bullet

Creampie

Facial

Walnut Whip

And many more.

Last night I was given another meaning for chutney, from a Yorkshireman I am not entirely convinced I can trust.

"

Your senses serve you well Lickety I'm a born n bred Yorkshire lass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah tea potting

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Last night I was given another meaning for chutney, from a Yorkshireman I am not entirely convinced I can trust.

Your senses serve you well Lickety I'm a born n bred Yorkshire lass "

Does that mean I can go back to thinking of chutney as the relish I make, stick in a jar and give out as presents then?

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have been corrupted on this site.

Things that I didn't realise had alternative meanings:

Teabag

Bullet

Creampie

Facial

Walnut Whip

And many more.

Last night I was given another meaning for chutney, from a Yorkshireman I am not entirely convinced I can trust.

"

But Yorkshire Chutney is lovely.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have been corrupted on this site.

Things that I didn't realise had alternative meanings:

Teabag

Bullet

Creampie

Facial

Walnut Whip

And many more.

Last night I was given another meaning for chutney, from a Yorkshireman I am not entirely convinced I can trust.

But Yorkshire Chutney is lovely..... "

Not the way he described the use of the word. It's one for you, Diamondsmiles and Ryan.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have been corrupted on this site.

Things that I didn't realise had alternative meanings:

Teabag

Bullet

Creampie

Facial

Walnut Whip

And many more.

Last night I was given another meaning for chutney, from a Yorkshireman I am not entirely convinced I can trust.

"

I'm going to regret this.... What's a Walnut Whip?

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By *taffsfella1Man  over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

As I was dropped off at university, my dad told me not to go bareback. In my naive youth, as I had never heard the phrase before I thought he was telling me not to have gay sex

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have been corrupted on this site.

Things that I didn't realise had alternative meanings:

Teabag

Bullet

Creampie

Facial

Walnut Whip

And many more.

Last night I was given another meaning for chutney, from a Yorkshireman I am not entirely convinced I can trust.

But Yorkshire Chutney is lovely.....

Not the way he described the use of the word. It's one for you, Diamondsmiles and Ryan.

"

Ahhhhh THAT kind of chutney....chunks or diced?

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have been corrupted on this site.

Things that I didn't realise had alternative meanings:

Teabag

Bullet

Creampie

Facial

Walnut Whip

And many more.

Last night I was given another meaning for chutney, from a Yorkshireman I am not entirely convinced I can trust.

I'm going to regret this.... What's a Walnut Whip?"

A cock thats deflated......a lot!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Last night I was given another meaning for chutney, from a Yorkshireman I am not entirely convinced I can trust.

But Yorkshire Chutney is lovely.....

Not the way he described the use of the word. It's one for you, Diamondsmiles and Ryan.

Ahhhhh THAT kind of chutney....chunks or diced? "

Both, not necessarily at the same time. It's not a definition or usage I had ever heard before.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Obi: "want a cup of tea, darling?"

Fox: ".....er....coffee, please."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act. "

who on earth thought that up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This turned into Call my Bluff I think. Where's Frank Muir?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"This turned into Call my Bluff I think. Where's Frank Muir? "

Are you saying Obi is Robert Robinson without the comb-over?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i may regret this but what is teapotting?

I was thinking the same but maybe she meant teabagging "

That's what I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.

who on earth thought that up!!!"

Well know I know lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This turned into Call my Bluff I think. Where's Frank Muir?

Are you saying Obi is Robert Robinson without the comb-over?

"

No never!! P P Patrick C C Campbell?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"This turned into Call my Bluff I think. Where's Frank Muir?

Are you saying Obi is Robert Robinson without the comb-over?

No never!! P P Patrick C C Campbell?"

"Come along! Come along!" or is it "cum ah long" for Obi Campbell?

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By *igSuki81Man  over a year ago

Retirement Village

Ok having read the tea potting definitions which one is true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

DP, DV, Spit roast .. Former and latter I mixed up.

Now no DP is Arse+Pussy, DV is two in Pussy and Spit Roast is obvious; Doggy and Fellato ... Amazing what you can learn.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This turned into Call my Bluff I think. Where's Frank Muir?

Are you saying Obi is Robert Robinson without the comb-over?

No never!! P P Patrick C C Campbell?

"Come along! Come along!" or is it "cum ah long" for Obi Campbell?"

Lol. We can only guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"This turned into Call my Bluff I think. Where's Frank Muir?

Are you saying Obi is Robert Robinson without the comb-over?

No never!! P P Patrick C C Campbell?

"Come along! Come along!" or is it "cum ah long" for Obi Campbell?

Lol. We can only guess "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

how about Intercrural sex, you heard of that before?

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By *taffsfella1Man  over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

funnily enough, I can easily picture Frank Muir as a closet teapotter! lol

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"As I was dropped off at university, my dad told me not to go bareback. In my naive youth, as I had never heard the phrase before I thought he was telling me not to have gay sex "

bless him..........and you. If that had happened to me I would have thought he meant always saddle up....mind you it was 1974

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"DP, DV, Spit roast .. Former and latter I mixed up.

Now no DP is Arse+Pussy, DV is two in Pussy and Spit Roast is obvious; Doggy and Fellato ... Amazing what you can learn. "

Let's not forget airtight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"DP, DV, Spit roast .. Former and latter I mixed up.

Now no DP is Arse+Pussy, DV is two in Pussy and Spit Roast is obvious; Doggy and Fellato ... Amazing what you can learn.

Let's not forget airtight. "

Isn't that sticking a bag over your head?

Like Michael Hutchence, David Carradine - or Ryan?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't we have a translation section for all the abbreviations on here for those of us who have to google sometimes?

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Accidentally (or in jest!) given the wrong advice/information to someone who asked a question about sex, swinging or general 'misbehaviour'?

Have you ever asked someone due to lack of understanding and found that your previous thoughts were way off the mark?

E.G the wrong definition for, lets say. 'Teapotting'? Or an alternative meaning for one of the many abbreviations or acronyms commonly used on site?

Or are we all too clued up and nice? "

I learn new stuff all the time. I'd never heard of ATM until I joined here and I completely misunderstood what it meant the first time it was mentioned to me.

I tend not to offer advice unless I am reasonably sure I know what I am on about and that the advice is good. I've probably made mistakes though. I'm definitely not infallible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Accidentally (or in jest!) given the wrong advice/information to someone who asked a question about sex, swinging or general 'misbehaviour'?

Have you ever asked someone due to lack of understanding and found that your previous thoughts were way off the mark?

E.G the wrong definition for, lets say. 'Teapotting'? Or an alternative meaning for one of the many abbreviations or acronyms commonly used on site?

Or are we all too clued up and nice?

I learn new stuff all the time. I'd never heard of ATM until I joined here and I completely misunderstood what it meant the first time it was mentioned to me.

I tend not to offer advice unless I am reasonably sure I know what I am on about and that the advice is good. I've probably made mistakes though. I'm definitely not infallible. "

Der!!! Where do you think everyone gets their cash from?

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Accidentally (or in jest!) given the wrong advice/information to someone who asked a question about sex, swinging or general 'misbehaviour'?

Have you ever asked someone due to lack of understanding and found that your previous thoughts were way off the mark?

E.G the wrong definition for, lets say. 'Teapotting'? Or an alternative meaning for one of the many abbreviations or acronyms commonly used on site?

Or are we all too clued up and nice?

I learn new stuff all the time. I'd never heard of ATM until I joined here and I completely misunderstood what it meant the first time it was mentioned to me.

I tend not to offer advice unless I am reasonably sure I know what I am on about and that the advice is good. I've probably made mistakes though. I'm definitely not infallible.

Der!!! Where do you think everyone gets their cash from? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ever since I learned the definition of "airtight" here I have not been able to look at a Tupperware without smirking...

Do you remember that thread???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

brightened up my bus journey lol : )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. tea potting

a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act. "

I like the sound of this one!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Accidentally (or in jest!) given the wrong advice/information to someone who asked a question about sex, swinging or general 'misbehaviour'?

Have you ever asked someone due to lack of understanding and found that your previous thoughts were way off the mark?

E.G the wrong definition for, lets say. 'Teapotting'? Or an alternative meaning for one of the many abbreviations or acronyms commonly used on site?

Or are we all too clued up and nice?

I learn new stuff all the time. I'd never heard of ATM until I joined here and I completely misunderstood what it meant the first time it was mentioned to me.

I tend not to offer advice unless I am reasonably sure I know what I am on about and that the advice is good. I've probably made mistakes though. I'm definitely not infallible.

Der!!! Where do you think everyone gets their cash from? "

I still think of cash machines whenever I see ATM on here and then the place I buried what it means here surfaces and I have to go and brush my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I still think of cash machines whenever I see ATM on here and then the place I buried what it means here surfaces and I have to go and brush my teeth."

Te He

I am innocent - I don't know or do any of these things

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Accidentally (or in jest!) given the wrong advice/information to someone who asked a question about sex, swinging or general 'misbehaviour'?

Have you ever asked someone due to lack of understanding and found that your previous thoughts were way off the mark?

E.G the wrong definition for, lets say. 'Teapotting'? Or an alternative meaning for one of the many abbreviations or acronyms commonly used on site?

Or are we all too clued up and nice?

I learn new stuff all the time. I'd never heard of ATM until I joined here and I completely misunderstood what it meant the first time it was mentioned to me.

I tend not to offer advice unless I am reasonably sure I know what I am on about and that the advice is good. I've probably made mistakes though. I'm definitely not infallible.

Der!!! Where do you think everyone gets their cash from?

I still think of cash machines whenever I see ATM on here and then the place I buried what it means here surfaces and I have to go and brush my teeth."

How about bullet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ahh now then. A teapot for me would be impossible to use as i have really big balks and simply could not 'drop' them into the top of said device. As a keen gardener i can offer up a suitable substitute apparatus.........

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Accidentally (or in jest!) given the wrong advice/information to someone who asked a question about sex, swinging or general 'misbehaviour'?

Have you ever asked someone due to lack of understanding and found that your previous thoughts were way off the mark?

E.G the wrong definition for, lets say. 'Teapotting'? Or an alternative meaning for one of the many abbreviations or acronyms commonly used on site?

Or are we all too clued up and nice?

I learn new stuff all the time. I'd never heard of ATM until I joined here and I completely misunderstood what it meant the first time it was mentioned to me.

I tend not to offer advice unless I am reasonably sure I know what I am on about and that the advice is good. I've probably made mistakes though. I'm definitely not infallible.

Der!!! Where do you think everyone gets their cash from?

I still think of cash machines whenever I see ATM on here and then the place I buried what it means here surfaces and I have to go and brush my teeth.

How about bullet? "

I confessed to that further up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Accidentally (or in jest!) given the wrong advice/information to someone who asked a question about sex, swinging or general 'misbehaviour'?

Have you ever asked someone due to lack of understanding and found that your previous thoughts were way off the mark?

E.G the wrong definition for, lets say. 'Teapotting'? Or an alternative meaning for one of the many abbreviations or acronyms commonly used on site?

Or are we all too clued up and nice?

I learn new stuff all the time. I'd never heard of ATM until I joined here and I completely misunderstood what it meant the first time it was mentioned to me.

I tend not to offer advice unless I am reasonably sure I know what I am on about and that the advice is good. I've probably made mistakes though. I'm definitely not infallible.

Der!!! Where do you think everyone gets their cash from?

I still think of cash machines whenever I see ATM on here and then the place I buried what it means here surfaces and I have to go and brush my teeth."

ATM?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Accidentally (or in jest!) given the wrong advice/information to someone who asked a question about sex, swinging or general 'misbehaviour'?

Have you ever asked someone due to lack of understanding and found that your previous thoughts were way off the mark?

E.G the wrong definition for, lets say. 'Teapotting'? Or an alternative meaning for one of the many abbreviations or acronyms commonly used on site?

Or are we all too clued up and nice?

I learn new stuff all the time. I'd never heard of ATM until I joined here and I completely misunderstood what it meant the first time it was mentioned to me.

I tend not to offer advice unless I am reasonably sure I know what I am on about and that the advice is good. I've probably made mistakes though. I'm definitely not infallible.

Der!!! Where do you think everyone gets their cash from?

I still think of cash machines whenever I see ATM on here and then the place I buried what it means here surfaces and I have to go and brush my teeth.

ATM? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Accidentally (or in jest!) given the wrong advice/information to someone who asked a question about sex, swinging or general 'misbehaviour'?

Have you ever asked someone due to lack of understanding and found that your previous thoughts were way off the mark?

E.G the wrong definition for, lets say. 'Teapotting'? Or an alternative meaning for one of the many abbreviations or acronyms commonly used on site?

Or are we all too clued up and nice?

I learn new stuff all the time. I'd never heard of ATM until I joined here and I completely misunderstood what it meant the first time it was mentioned to me.

I tend not to offer advice unless I am reasonably sure I know what I am on about and that the advice is good. I've probably made mistakes though. I'm definitely not infallible.

Der!!! Where do you think everyone gets their cash from?

I still think of cash machines whenever I see ATM on here and then the place I buried what it means here surfaces and I have to go and brush my teeth.

ATM? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A guy mentioned he was off dogging (jokingly) the brother in law at work, my brother in law responded with "what dog do you have, I've got a rot try"

That evening he told me he said and that the guy gave him a strange look and walked off... I was in hysterics but told him what it was. He was blood red from embarrassment lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rot try Rotty•

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