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My computer keeps going down on me....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The immortal words uttered by the Vodafone guy on the phone when I was sorting Mum's phone upgrade out. I have to admit that I was awfully glad I had an empty bladder when he said that!

Its clearly Double Entendre Tuesday!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not usually a fan of smutty innuendo but every now and again I like to slip one in….

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Says he who shouted cock in Newcastle city centre within 10 seconds of meeting me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Says he who shouted cock in Newcastle city centre within 10 seconds of meeting me

Well we were short on time..... so it just seemed the logical thing to do....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

And there was me thinking cybersex was out of fashion. I suppose if it has a 3 1/2 inch floppy, it needs to go down...

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman over a year ago

kinky land

Strong selling point

I wonder if that will be available on other networks soon

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By *ussyGalore and Mr OCouple over a year ago

A House

"The immortal words uttered by the Vodafone guy on the phone when I was sorting Mum's phone upgrade out. I have to admit that I was awfully glad I had an empty bladder when he said that!

Its clearly Double Entendre Tuesday!!"

OMG haha id've been crying, maybe one day it will become reality

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The immortal words uttered by the Vodafone guy on the phone when I was sorting Mum's phone upgrade out. I have to admit that I was awfully glad I had an empty bladder when he said that!

Its clearly Double Entendre Tuesday!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't stop laughing now so I wouldn't of held it together if it was me on the other end on the line well done you ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a lunch date with a bunch of silver surfers today ............... I spent the whole time alternating between blushing and laughing ................ they were bad people for the innuendo .......

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