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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"So you're saying you have a gremlin or a malevolent spirit which turned the tv off and is preventing your tree lights from working? 
That's exactly it!   "
It's because you are blonde then. Gremlins and malevolent spirits like blondes. *nod* *nod* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So you're saying you have a gremlin or a malevolent spirit which turned the tv off and is preventing your tree lights from working?
That's exactly it!
It's because you are blonde then. Gremlins and malevolent spirits like blondes. *nod* *nod*"
*im not actually blonde  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"So you're saying you have a gremlin or a malevolent spirit which turned the tv off and is preventing your tree lights from working?
That's exactly it!
It's because you are blonde then. Gremlins and malevolent spirits like blondes. *nod* *nod*
*im not actually blonde "
They like non-blondes too. Probably.
*as a blonde, I can't be certain. |
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"why would the telly go of if you are turning something on
Because my Christmas lights don't work by remote "
oooooohhhhhhh now i get it.....i often try to open my front door by blipping my central locking fob for my car |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"why would the telly go of if you are turning something on
Because my Christmas lights don't work by remote
OMG that was so funny  "
Yesterdays moment was better - or worse, depending on how you look at it  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"why would the telly go of if you are turning something on
Because my Christmas lights don't work by remote
OMG that was so funny
Yesterdays moment was better - or worse, depending on how you look at it "
Which leads us to... What was yesterday's moment? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"why would the telly go of if you are turning something on
Because my Christmas lights don't work by remote
OMG that was so funny
Yesterdays moment was better - or worse, depending on how you look at it
Which leads us to... What was yesterday's moment?"
Obi will tell you, I'll let him share his amusement with you all |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"why would the telly go of if you are turning something on
Because my Christmas lights don't work by remote
OMG that was so funny
Yesterdays moment was better - or worse, depending on how you look at it
Which leads us to... What was yesterday's moment?
Obi will tell you, I'll let him share his amusement with you all "
Can he do it here please? It saves using up another thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"why would the telly go of if you are turning something on
Because my Christmas lights don't work by remote
OMG that was so funny
Yesterdays moment was better - or worse, depending on how you look at it
Which leads us to... What was yesterday's moment?
Obi will tell you, I'll let him share his amusement with you all
Can he do it here please? It saves using up another thread."
I'm sure he'll be more than willing to - hell be home in a minute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was probably because you pulled the telly plug out to plug the lights in "
that was my initial thoughts were, but fox tried to turn the lights on with the tv remote |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why would the telly go of if you are turning something on
Because my Christmas lights don't work by remote
OMG that was so funny
Yesterdays moment was better - or worse, depending on how you look at it
Which leads us to... What was yesterday's moment?
Obi will tell you, I'll let him share his amusement with you all
Can he do it here please? It saves using up another thread.
I'm sure he'll be more than willing to - hell be home in a minute"
Right - comfy on the sofa!
Think I might take Fox to specsavers next week. (And before you all start - yes, she probably is overdue an appt already! ). Hooked the laptop up at the hotel over the weekend to watch some films between club trips and popped on some footage (a good half hours worth) of a gig I went to recently. Then popped on the music vid of a song she particularly likes only to hear the words "That guy (the lead singer) looks really familiar!"
Suffice to say it was the same band she'd just spent half an hour watching!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"why would the telly go of if you are turning something on
Because my Christmas lights don't work by remote
OMG that was so funny
Yesterdays moment was better - or worse, depending on how you look at it
Which leads us to... What was yesterday's moment?
Obi will tell you, I'll let him share his amusement with you all
Can he do it here please? It saves using up another thread.
I'm sure he'll be more than willing to - hell be home in a minute
Right - comfy on the sofa!
Think I might take Fox to specsavers next week. (And before you all start - yes, she probably is overdue an appt already! ). Hooked the laptop up at the hotel over the weekend to watch some films between club trips and popped on some footage (a good half hours worth) of a gig I went to recently. Then popped on the music vid of a song she particularly likes only to hear the words "That guy (the lead singer) looks really familiar!"
Suffice to say it was the same band she'd just spent half an hour watching! "
That's not so bad. I want a better story now that I have myself comfy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why would the telly go of if you are turning something on
Because my Christmas lights don't work by remote
OMG that was so funny
Yesterdays moment was better - or worse, depending on how you look at it
Which leads us to... What was yesterday's moment?
Obi will tell you, I'll let him share his amusement with you all
Can he do it here please? It saves using up another thread.
I'm sure he'll be more than willing to - hell be home in a minute
Right - comfy on the sofa!
Think I might take Fox to specsavers next week. (And before you all start - yes, she probably is overdue an appt already! ). Hooked the laptop up at the hotel over the weekend to watch some films between club trips and popped on some footage (a good half hours worth) of a gig I went to recently. Then popped on the music vid of a song she particularly likes only to hear the words "That guy (the lead singer) looks really familiar!"
Suffice to say it was the same band she'd just spent half an hour watching!
That's not so bad. I want a better story now that I have myself comfy."
Ok.
Some twat went to a club dressed in a reindeer onesie yesterday - but as the nose on the onesie was white, coloured it in with red permanent marker!
Luckily as it was reasonably dark, as in most clubs - most people didn't notice the fact the red ink had unfortunately transferred to his forehead - making it look like he'd either been hit by a car airbag or lamped with a frying pan!
Hopefully i'll....erm.....I mean "he'll" get it all off before work tomorrow!  |
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"why would the telly go of if you are turning something on
Because my Christmas lights don't work by remote
OMG that was so funny
Yesterdays moment was better - or worse, depending on how you look at it
Which leads us to... What was yesterday's moment?
Obi will tell you, I'll let him share his amusement with you all
Can he do it here please? It saves using up another thread.
I'm sure he'll be more than willing to - hell be home in a minute
Right - comfy on the sofa!
Think I might take Fox to specsavers next week. (And before you all start - yes, she probably is overdue an appt already! ). Hooked the laptop up at the hotel over the weekend to watch some films between club trips and popped on some footage (a good half hours worth) of a gig I went to recently. Then popped on the music vid of a song she particularly likes only to hear the words "That guy (the lead singer) looks really familiar!"
Suffice to say it was the same band she'd just spent half an hour watching!
That's not so bad. I want a better story now that I have myself comfy.
Ok.
Some twat went to a club dressed in a reindeer onesie yesterday - but as the nose on the onesie was white, coloured it in with red permanent marker!
Luckily as it was reasonably dark, as in most clubs - most people didn't notice the fact the red ink had unfortunately transferred to his forehead - making it look like he'd either been hit by a car airbag or lamped with a frying pan!
Hopefully i'll....erm.....I mean "he'll" get it all off before work tomorrow! "
Why worry do you get your knob out at work? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"why would the telly go of if you are turning something on
Because my Christmas lights don't work by remote
OMG that was so funny
Yesterdays moment was better - or worse, depending on how you look at it
Which leads us to... What was yesterday's moment?
Obi will tell you, I'll let him share his amusement with you all
Can he do it here please? It saves using up another thread.
I'm sure he'll be more than willing to - hell be home in a minute
Right - comfy on the sofa!
Think I might take Fox to specsavers next week. (And before you all start - yes, she probably is overdue an appt already! ). Hooked the laptop up at the hotel over the weekend to watch some films between club trips and popped on some footage (a good half hours worth) of a gig I went to recently. Then popped on the music vid of a song she particularly likes only to hear the words "That guy (the lead singer) looks really familiar!"
Suffice to say it was the same band she'd just spent half an hour watching!
That's not so bad. I want a better story now that I have myself comfy."
He's not telling it very well
I thought he put normal tv back on (he hooked the laptop up to the tv) and I said the guy with the dark hair looks familiar and he let me carry on wondering why I thought I knew him for bit pretending he didn't know either, then when I did cotton on - lets just say I hope he gets a bruise from it at least |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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He's not telling it very well
I thought he put normal tv back on (he hooked the laptop up to the tv) and I said the guy with the dark hair looks familiar and he let me carry on wondering why I thought I knew him for bit pretending he didn't know either, then when I did cotton on - lets just say I hope he gets a bruise from it at least "
Let's hope his work colleagues think he has been "lamped with a frying pan" then.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"why would the telly go of if you are turning something on
Because my Christmas lights don't work by remote
OMG that was so funny
Yesterdays moment was better - or worse, depending on how you look at it
Which leads us to... What was yesterday's moment?
Obi will tell you, I'll let him share his amusement with you all
Can he do it here please? It saves using up another thread.
I'm sure he'll be more than willing to - hell be home in a minute
Right - comfy on the sofa!
Think I might take Fox to specsavers next week. (And before you all start - yes, she probably is overdue an appt already! ). Hooked the laptop up at the hotel over the weekend to watch some films between club trips and popped on some footage (a good half hours worth) of a gig I went to recently. Then popped on the music vid of a song she particularly likes only to hear the words "That guy (the lead singer) looks really familiar!"
Suffice to say it was the same band she'd just spent half an hour watching!
That's not so bad. I want a better story now that I have myself comfy.
Ok.
Some twat went to a club dressed in a reindeer onesie yesterday - but as the nose on the onesie was white, coloured it in with red permanent marker!
Luckily as it was reasonably dark, as in most clubs - most people didn't notice the fact the red ink had unfortunately transferred to his forehead - making it look like he'd either been hit by a car airbag or lamped with a frying pan!
Hopefully i'll....erm.....I mean "he'll" get it all off before work tomorrow!
Why worry do you get your knob out at work? "
Te he
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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He's not telling it very well
I thought he put normal tv back on (he hooked the laptop up to the tv) and I said the guy with the dark hair looks familiar and he let me carry on wondering why I thought I knew him for bit pretending he didn't know either, then when I did cotton on - lets just say I hope he gets a bruise from it at least
Let's hope his work colleagues think he has been "lamped with a frying pan" then.
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I can easily make it a fact |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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He's not telling it very well
I thought he put normal tv back on (he hooked the laptop up to the tv) and I said the guy with the dark hair looks familiar and he let me carry on wondering why I thought I knew him for bit pretending he didn't know either, then when I did cotton on - lets just say I hope he gets a bruise from it at least
Let's hope his work colleagues think he has been "lamped with a frying pan" then.
I can easily make it a fact "
Now, now! That would be wrong and I don't condone violence of any sort. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
He's not telling it very well
I thought he put normal tv back on (he hooked the laptop up to the tv) and I said the guy with the dark hair looks familiar and he let me carry on wondering why I thought I knew him for bit pretending he didn't know either, then when I did cotton on - lets just say I hope he gets a bruise from it at least
Let's hope his work colleagues think he has been "lamped with a frying pan" then.
I can easily make it a fact
Now, now! That would be wrong and I don't condone violence of any sort."
But he spent to weekend abusing my backside with a flogger!!  |
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