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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates 
You're supposed to be writing my Christmas card x"
Finished my ever so long list of cards an hour ago, I'm free to shake my booty before it disappears |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Hello...can I sit on someone's lap? 
Come here big boy 
Yum! Ooh! That's feels good! Christ! I've spilt red wine all over my jeans! They will have to come off but quick! "
Oh I say....wow that's a big ermmmm   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates
You're supposed to be writing my Christmas card x
Finished my ever so long list of cards an hour ago, I'm free to shake my booty before it disappears "
Want to swap bums?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates
You're supposed to be writing my Christmas card x
Finished my ever so long list of cards an hour ago, I'm free to shake my booty before it disappears
Want to swap bums? "
You don't want my bum x |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates
You're supposed to be writing my Christmas card x
Finished my ever so long list of cards an hour ago, I'm free to shake my booty before it disappears
Want to swap bums? "
Trust me you really don't want his bum.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll stand in the corner and be Billy no mates
You're supposed to be writing my Christmas card x
Finished my ever so long list of cards an hour ago, I'm free to shake my booty before it disappears
Want to swap bums?
You don't want my bum x"
I don't want mine at the moment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anyone got any Black Lace? "
Come on girls, mind out the sauce pot, I was talking about the band. A parrrrty is not a parrrrrty without a bit of Black Lace lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I too late for the party? Room for lil ole me? 
Noooo welcome "
Ohhhh I is back armed with vodka! And mistletoe, I have lots of glitter to sprinkle is feeling very Christmassy!
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Am I too late for the party? Room for lil ole me?
Noooo welcome
Ohhhh I is back armed with vodka! And mistletoe, I have lots of glitter to sprinkle is feeling very Christmassy!
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Me too I'm getting right in the sprit of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I too late for the party? Room for lil ole me?
Noooo welcome
Ohhhh I is back armed with vodka! And mistletoe, I have lots of glitter to sprinkle is feeling very Christmassy!
Me too I'm getting right in the sprit of it "
Well after today I'm off for a week so that's helping... And ill be playing silly music and probably acting like an ejit ...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Careful with the glitter. It can get stuck in the strangest places."
So I hear Lickety, oohhhh bend over while I sprinkle sparkely foo foo, ohhh no sorry it's quim isn't it!
Christmas makes me giddy |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Careful with the glitter. It can get stuck in the strangest places.
So I hear Lickety, oohhhh bend over while I sprinkle sparkely foo foo, ohhh no sorry it's quim isn't it!
Christmas makes me giddy "
Lmao you never fail to make me smile lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Careful with the glitter. It can get stuck in the strangest places.
So I hear Lickety, oohhhh bend over while I sprinkle sparkely foo foo, ohhh no sorry it's quim isn't it!
Christmas makes me giddy "
That's right, it's quim for me. I'm holding out for Funky's glitter on my quim - so far he's just left it on my suede shoes when I was out.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Careful with the glitter. It can get stuck in the strangest places.
So I hear Lickety, oohhhh bend over while I sprinkle sparkely foo foo, ohhh no sorry it's quim isn't it!
Christmas makes me giddy
That's right, it's quim for me. I'm holding out for Funky's glitter on my quim - so far he's just left it on my suede shoes when I was out.
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He stalks your shoes when you are out.
Oh my... Never mind that funky I'm here with glitter and..... I have... Pritt stick too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Careful with the glitter. It can get stuck in the strangest places.
So I hear Lickety, oohhhh bend over while I sprinkle sparkely foo foo, ohhh no sorry it's quim isn't it!
Christmas makes me giddy
Lmao you never fail to make me smile lol "
Ahh chops aim to please.. I can see a slap heading way via Lickety... She's not armed with a wet fish is she
Ohhh I'm outta here sharpish... I'm away to knit |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Careful with the glitter. It can get stuck in the strangest places.
So I hear Lickety, oohhhh bend over while I sprinkle sparkely foo foo, ohhh no sorry it's quim isn't it!
Christmas makes me giddy
Lmao you never fail to make me smile lol
Ahh chops aim to please.. I can see a slap heading way via Lickety... She's not armed with a wet fish is she
Ohhh I'm outta here sharpish... I'm away to knit "
I'm a lover not a fighter. I just give withering looks and the odd Paddington Hard Stare.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair 
Only because someone was too lazy to drive to tesco to get any...lol "
I know but you never even offered me a virtual one, some friend you are  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair
Only because someone was too lazy to drive to tesco to get any...lol
I know but you never even offered me a virtual one, some friend you are "
I don't share my JD.....but here have a swig |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair
Only because someone was too lazy to drive to tesco to get any...lol
I know but you never even offered me a virtual one, some friend you are
I don't share my JD.....but here have a swig "
Pfffft |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair
Only because someone was too lazy to drive to tesco to get any...lol
I know but you never even offered me a virtual one, some friend you are
I don't share my JD.....but here have a swig
Pfffft"
Says he who say that women don't belong on the golf course lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair
Only because someone was too lazy to drive to tesco to get any...lol
I know but you never even offered me a virtual one, some friend you are
I don't share my JD.....but here have a swig
Pfffft
Says he who say that women don't belong on the golf course lol "
And?? What's wrong with that lol |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair
Only because someone was too lazy to drive to tesco to get any...lol
I know but you never even offered me a virtual one, some friend you are
I don't share my JD.....but here have a swig
Pfffft
Says he who say that women don't belong on the golf course lol
And?? What's wrong with that lol"
Do you get OAP rate at the golf club? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Somebody has JD and I don't, that is so not fair
Only because someone was too lazy to drive to tesco to get any...lol
I know but you never even offered me a virtual one, some friend you are
I don't share my JD.....but here have a swig
Pfffft
Says he who say that women don't belong on the golf course lol
And?? What's wrong with that lol
Do you get OAP rate at the golf club? "
Touchè |
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