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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nelson Mandela is watching TV when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens it to be confronted by a small Chimese man clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him is a truck loaded with car parts.
"But I didn't order this," Mandela says.
The Chinese man looks puzzled. "You not Nissan Main Dealer?" |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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Back in the day, a 'joke' in poor taste would circulate by word of mouth amongst a few friends.
Now it's across the internet and around the world in minutes and the media are searching for the originator so they can vilify him/ her.
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"  Im speechless!!!
I'd be speechless if there weren't any. Respected or not there will always be those who make jokes at times like this and if i am totally honest i did get and forward quite a few Jacko jokes  "
I think part of it is a way of dealing with loss. Even when family members die we make jokes about how they'll be looking down/up at us etc
Its not a bad thing to have some humour at Times like this. It just has to be well placed and thought through. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"go on then i will kick this off
what have Paul walker and Nelson Mandela got in common ?
they both died pushing for 96 !
awaits usual sanctimonious bilge "
Don't get the Paul Walker 96 bit??? |
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"go on then i will kick this off
what have Paul walker and Nelson Mandela got in common ?
they both died pushing for 96 !
awaits usual sanctimonious bilge
Don't get the Paul Walker 96 bit??? "
Speed mph |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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" Im speechless!!!
I'd be speechless if there weren't any. Respected or not there will always be those who make jokes at times like this and if i am totally honest i did get and forward quite a few Jacko jokes
I think part of it is a way of dealing with loss. Even when family members die we make jokes about how they'll be looking down/up at us etc
Its not a bad thing to have some humour at Times like this. It just has to be well placed and thought through. "
Think you've hit the nail on the head  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"go on then i will kick this off
what have Paul walker and Nelson Mandela got in common ?
they both died pushing for 96 !
awaits usual sanctimonious bilge
Don't get the Paul Walker 96 bit???
Speed mph"
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Im speechless!!!
I'd be speechless if there weren't any. Respected or not there will always be those who make jokes at times like this and if i am totally honest i did get and forward quite a few Jacko jokes
I think part of it is a way of dealing with loss. Even when family members die we make jokes about how they'll be looking down/up at us etc
Its not a bad thing to have some humour at Times like this. It just has to be well placed and thought through.
Think you've hit the nail on the head "
There's a bit of a difference in talking about family members and remembering them in a fond way to asking for jokes in a public forum, but that's just my opinion obviously!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Every time I see Mandela speeches I can't help thinking about Harry Enfield impersonating him; ssssoooooooo damn funny! )
.......but yes, the Tory boys' crocodile tears look pretty pathetic. |
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Take a look on sickipedia, there's hundreds of them.
Here's a small sample:
After a state funeral, Nelson Mandela will be cremated at a private ceremony.
This will be done by placing a tyre round his neck, filling it with petrol...
It's a good job that Nelson Mandela was imprisoned back then instead of now.
I can't imagine he'd be such an inspirational figure if he just had a 3 month suspended sentence with 80 hours of community service |
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