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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Friday night, it's not even 8pm yet and all I want to do is go to bed to sleep.
How sad am I?!  "
Me too, last night was a long cold night and even when it was safe to sleep I kept waking up.
You may have found me floating about in your front garden x |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Wouldn't it be great if you could get Morgan Freeman to read the forum to you...
Or Attenborough x "
Haha I just got my phone to read the posts to me. Not a very sexy voice though. It doesn't blow kisses very well either  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wouldn't it be great if you could get Morgan Freeman to read the forum to you...
Or Attenborough x
Haha I just got my phone to read the posts to me. Not a very sexy voice though. It doesn't blow kisses very well either "
I just read your reply in Morgan Freeman's voice and it was awesome! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Wouldn't it be great if you could get Morgan Freeman to read the forum to you...
Or Attenborough x
Haha I just got my phone to read the posts to me. Not a very sexy voice though. It doesn't blow kisses very well either
I just read your reply in Morgan Freeman's voice and it was awesome!"
No no that was actually me. You can hang up now.
You first
No, you
You
No, you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But if I close them I can't read or post.
Could someone come and read the forum to me please?"
get the loo roll out make a pad warm water and lay back with it on your eyes closed for 5 mins .It Will clean and rest your eyes .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have just been sent a pic that's made my eyes hurt...... A lot 
Not guilty
Why dont i believe you  "
Ryan's in the clear... It wasn't him that sent it!
If I told you who did you would never believe me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have just been sent a pic that's made my eyes hurt...... A lot
Not guilty
Why dont i believe you
Ryan's in the clear... It wasn't him that sent it!
If I told you who did you would never believe me "
Try me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have just been sent a pic that's made my eyes hurt...... A lot
Not guilty
Why dont i believe you
Ryan's in the clear... It wasn't him that sent it!
If I told you who did you would never believe me
Try me "
Guess ! Go on you know you want to |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I have just been sent a pic that's made my eyes hurt...... A lot
Not guilty
Why dont i believe you
Ryan's in the clear... It wasn't him that sent it!
If I told you who did you would never believe me
Try me
Guess ! Go on you know you want to "
My money is on Hot Bot |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Wouldn't it be great if you could get Morgan Freeman to read the forum to you..."
I want Philip Winchester to read the forum to me in Michael Stonebridge character.
It would be a ploy to get him close enough to jump him. The reading would last all of a few seconds before I molested him.
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Oh, and I passed out, still dressed, shortly after that post.
I'm now awake again, with gummy eyes, a dry mouth, a headache and mortal injuries from being stabbed by the underwires in my bra.
Meh.  |
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