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Clone your cock !!! LOL :-D
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you get to paint it yourself like an Airfix model?
Hell of a gift to one old person to another, say for their diamond anniversary or whatever the BIG ones are."
LOL , does it come with decals  |
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"Do you get to paint it yourself like an Airfix model?
Hell of a gift to one old person to another, say for their diamond anniversary or whatever the BIG ones are.
LOL , does it come with decals "
I'll make my own, can even copy company logo's. Im not sending out any pre-printed little rugby ball shaped, stress balls this year.
Nuh, Merry Christmas, hope you like your new paper weight, dont forget to order your supplies from us next year  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you get to paint it yourself like an Airfix model?
Hell of a gift to one old person to another, say for their diamond anniversary or whatever the BIG ones are.
LOL , does it come with decals
I'll make my own, can even copy company logo's. Im not sending out any pre-printed little rugby ball shaped, stress balls this year.
Nuh, Merry Christmas, hope you like your new paper weight, dont forget to order your supplies from us next year "
Hey mate , what an idea !!! We approach big companies like Pepsi or Nike , and in return for advertising there company name on the cloned cocks , we charge a royalty |
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You could drill some holes, scrape a bit out and put string though the end, hey presto next Fancy Dress party you can go as Rebecca Adlington.
I didnt just say that did I?  Im going to hell I just know it |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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There are a few cocks on here I wouldn't mind clones of.
I'd prefer the real thing, with its owner, but failing that, a clone would be lovely.
There are a lot of really ugly cocks on here but also a few that are very aesthetically pleasing.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You could drill some holes, scrape a bit out and put string though the end, hey presto next Fancy Dress party you can go as Rebecca Adlington.
I didnt just say that did I? Im going to hell I just know it"
that would be a big cock then !!!  |
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"Do you get to paint it yourself like an Airfix model?
Hell of a gift to one old person to another, say for their diamond anniversary or whatever the BIG ones are.
LOL , does it come with decals
I'll make my own, can even copy company logo's. Im not sending out any pre-printed little rugby ball shaped, stress balls this year.
Nuh, Merry Christmas, hope you like your new paper weight, dont forget to order your supplies from us next year
Hey mate , what an idea !!! We approach big companies like Pepsi or Nike , and in return for advertising there company name on the cloned cocks , we charge a royalty "
Who wants a diary with some companys name on it?
This fucking shitty stress ball I have on my desk?
A mug with a companys name on? Nah not really.
How about a cock - You could award it to 'Dick of the day', and I bet it would increase sales and pull the UK out of recession.
Eh dont forget ya mates when you buy your first yaught  |
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"I'm going to get my female boss a clone of my cock in the secret Santa thing at work "
Thats the best I can offer in regards to a High 5.
I hope my Sister isn't your boss, works for SSE in Reading, soon wipe the smile off my face
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to get my female boss a clone of my cock in the secret Santa thing at work
Thats the best I can offer in regards to a High 5.
I hope my Sister isn't your boss, works for SSE in Reading, soon wipe the smile off my face
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SHIT !!!!!! that's really spooky  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"omg this reminds me of a piss funny thread.. oh how i wish i could remember what it was called.. "
If I remember rightly it was a removed thread!
OP - it would be totally useless for me - latex burns my insides! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen a comedy film years ago , two guys running around a woman's bedroom with glow in the dark condoms on , just like star wars light sabers lol "
Saw that too! Well funny lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"omg this reminds me of a piss funny thread.. oh how i wish i could remember what it was called..
If I remember rightly it was a removed thread!
OP - it would be totally useless for me - latex burns my insides! "
Pop a latex free condom on it baby .....yeah ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP - it would be totally useless for me - latex burns my insides!
Pop a latex free condom on it baby .....yeah ! "
And risk it breaking my insides burning! Nope, I'd rather stick with the real thing! I would even be able to hold it in my hands!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OP - it would be totally useless for me - latex burns my insides!
Pop a latex free condom on it baby .....yeah !
And risk it breaking my insides burning! Nope, I'd rather stick with the real thing! I would even be able to hold it in my hands!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP - it would be totally useless for me - latex burns my insides!
Pop a latex free condom on it baby .....yeah !
And risk it breaking my insides burning! Nope, I'd rather stick with the real thing! I would even be able to hold it in my hands!
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Love hurts "
Woah woah woah - who said anything about love! I was cloning a cock a minute ago! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have one..my FWB made me it for my Birthday
Oh good . Fancy a free upgrade ?
I've only had it a few weeks
Sure but progress is progress !
DP ?  "
Mmmm good idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have one..my FWB made me it for my Birthday
Oh good . Fancy a free upgrade ?
I've only had it a few weeks
Sure but progress is progress !
DP ?
Mmmm good idea "
Could start a collection of cloned cocks  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me and the husband did one after a few beers but we had far to much ingredients left  sorry love"
But if he had stayed hard he would fill the can ...yeah ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want one!! Are the kits easy to use? I wonder how I could convince him to do it..... 
Ok if two are doing it. Just remember, cock to mixture. Not mixture to cock "
What if the mixture gets up the errrm hole? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want one!! Are the kits easy to use? I wonder how I could convince him to do it.....
Ok if two are doing it. Just remember, cock to mixture. Not mixture to cock
What if the mixture gets up the errrm hole? "
my anal clone does my cloned tits in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want one!! Are the kits easy to use? I wonder how I could convince him to do it.....
Ok if two are doing it. Just remember, cock to mixture. Not mixture to cock
What if the mixture gets up the errrm hole?
my anal clone does my cloned tits in"
You cloned your arse hole? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I want one!! Are the kits easy to use? I wonder how I could convince him to do it.....
Ok if two are doing it. Just remember, cock to mixture. Not mixture to cock
What if the mixture gets up the errrm hole? "
You make a bonus tooth pick as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once made one from modeling clay. Must have a picture somewhere. Did it during office hours. My colleagues were aghast/impressed.
Did you mount it ?"
Yup. On a champagne bottle. |
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"I was wanting to buy the vagina one and make it to give to my partner for Xmas even though I've bought him a ticket to see Frank Turner in Feb "
The clone a vagina kits are pretty rubbish by comparison.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was wanting to buy the vagina one and make it to give to my partner for Xmas even though I've bought him a ticket to see Frank Turner in Feb
The clone a vagina kits are pretty rubbish by comparison.
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Really?  awww  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like to clone my sweetie's cock!!
mmmm, I'd love to clone G's cock too, I only get to see him once or twice a month and even then we don't always get to do anything sexy, yes, a clone sounds just the ticket "
The one I've got comes with a vibrator attachment lol |
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"Tried it once a few years ago, ended up a mess due to mistiming the latex pour, leaking out the base of tube and cock losing interest!!! "
That was part of the fun when we made ours, lots of kissing and him feeling me up to keep him rock hard whilst his cock was stuck in a tube of goo that was getting colder by the second |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's Obi when you want him!? "
Oi!
OP - don't do it - unless you can guarantee it won't go tits up (and you run out of 'goo') and end up with a smaller, mutant version of your knob! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where's Obi when you want him!?
Oi!
OP - don't do it - unless you can guarantee it won't go tits up (and you run out of 'goo') and end up with a smaller, mutant version of your knob! "
The thread about that experience had me in hysterics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's Obi when you want him!?
Oi!
OP - don't do it - unless you can guarantee it won't go tits up (and you run out of 'goo') and end up with a smaller, mutant version of your knob!
The thread about that experience had me in hysterics "
Is that thread still available? Am always willing to learn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's Obi when you want him!?
Oi!
OP - don't do it - unless you can guarantee it won't go tits up (and you run out of 'goo') and end up with a smaller, mutant version of your knob!
The thread about that experience had me in hysterics
Is that thread still available? Am always willing to learn. "
Should imagine so. Maybe ask please_me for the thread title x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's Obi when you want him!?
Oi!
OP - don't do it - unless you can guarantee it won't go tits up (and you run out of 'goo') and end up with a smaller, mutant version of your knob!
The thread about that experience had me in hysterics
Is that thread still available? Am always willing to learn. "
Nope. I murdered it and buried it in a box ib a field in the middle of....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's Obi when you want him!?
Oi!
OP - don't do it - unless you can guarantee it won't go tits up (and you run out of 'goo') and end up with a smaller, mutant version of your knob!
The thread about that experience had me in hysterics
Is that thread still available? Am always willing to learn. "
There were a number of threads about it! Some were removed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are a few cocks on here I wouldn't mind clones of.
I'd prefer the real thing, with its owner, but failing that, a clone would be lovely.
There are a lot of really ugly cocks on here but also a few that are very aesthetically pleasing.
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I agree with you there are quite a few that think would make a good clone lol |
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They are so hard to do as staying hard knowing you are going to take your cock out of her mouth/pussy to then push it into a plastic tube with cold putty is not the sexiest thing! Then the water has to be the right temperature to mix with the powder....and then you have to stop laughing enough to do all this!! I didn't have enough powder so had to order more....it's still in our sex drawer for another time... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ive done 1 well 2 because the first one didnt set lol very hard to do, surprising how good it looks after though! worth giving for a little gift at Xmas |
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