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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ive just been told that i have a little Sausage, ok i cant tuck it in my sock anymore since i had the last 9 inches removed for safety reasons but i do think it was rude of the Bitch to mention it ... Im even thinking of stopping using it as a scarve through embaressment

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

My fingers are like sausages. (Walls variety. They don't have foreskins)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eh! You kept a sausage in your sock,,,? now that’s just weird

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can we poke the sausage with a fork?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

He has gone off sulking I've ruined him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He has gone off sulking I've ruined him"

good girl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can we prick it to stop it exploding

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can we prick it to stop it exploding "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can we prick it to stop it exploding "

yes but then it spits everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Poor sausage what shall we do for him

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"He has gone off sulking I've ruined him

good girl "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Spitting is a filthy sin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ladies always laugh at my "cute little fingers" Fortunately the whole finger/thumb equates to sausage length isn't true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spitting is a filthy sin "

it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Spitting is a filthy sin

it is"

yes always digest naturally

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Bloody hell im emotionally traumatized here n all im getting is abuse.... Not even one offer of a sympathy Shag .. Its the last time il be opening my heart to you lot

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Your post is most timely,, thanks for reminding me I need some cocktail sausages for christmas,,

Have you thought of calling yourself something catchy,,,,

like the chippolata kid,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Oh cheers pal, dont expect a bloody christmas card from me ..oh n by the way ya bum smells lol

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