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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd offer but your 300 miles away and don't like lardies.
So sorry, can't help."
ditto, except the distance.
wouldnt make a difference if you were down the road |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd offer but your 300 miles away and don't like lardies.
So sorry, can't help.
What's a lardie?
Fat person."
You're joking. I thought them sorts were barred from this site?  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'd offer but your 300 miles away and don't like lardies.
So sorry, can't help.
What's a lardie?
Fat person.
You're joking. I thought them sorts were barred from this site? "
Bloody well should be, I reckon. How irresponsible of Fab to promote unhealthy living as acceptable. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I think the term was "chubs"
And is directed towards men... as is the hairy preference, but nobody has jumped on that.
Hey ho. "
I didn't read it as meaning men. I took it to mean both sexes. My mistake. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the term was "chubs"
And is directed towards men... as is the hairy preference, but nobody has jumped on that.
Hey ho. "
ah, so your only 'picky' when it comes to men?
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I think the term was "chubs"
And is directed towards men... as is the hairy preference, but nobody has jumped on that.
Hey ho.
ah, so your only 'picky' when it comes to men?
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I'm pickier when it comes to men too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the term was "chubs"
And is directed towards men... as is the hairy preference, but nobody has jumped on that.
Hey ho.
ah, so your only 'picky' when it comes to men?
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why do Ihave to justify my preferences to you?  |
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"I have a "pink slip" from the OH to have fun on Saturday... but cant get anything sorted 
Any offers? It is the time of good will to all men  "
Arrrgh only 50 miles away but I'm off to the Midlands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a "pink slip" from the OH to have fun on Saturday... but cant get anything sorted
Any offers? It is the time of good will to all men "
I'll fuck you on the condition that you come to my place and we watch all 5 versions of Bladerunner first... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a "pink slip" from the OH to have fun on Saturday... but cant get anything sorted
Any offers? It is the time of good will to all men
I'll fuck you on the condition that you come to my place and we watch all 5 versions of Bladerunner first..."
Is there seriously 5 versions of that shite. Are they graded according to the level of boredom you want to feel?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the term was "chubs"
And is directed towards men... as is the hairy preference, but nobody has jumped on that.
Hey ho. "
I hadn't read your profile, apologies.
I'm a chubby chubster and I'm not at all offended. I think it's cute.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"If you find a good man for that goodwill may I join in?
only if you bring your strap on "
I don't have one. I thought the pair of you would be equipped with your permanently strapped ons. Plus I am fat. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"The man has a preference, I am not sure why anyone is offended by that but it seems they are
I wish he'd prefer me! Well, for a beer and a game of chess or something. Nothing pervy. "
That isn't as much fun as a good BJ though is it?  |
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"The man has a preference, I am not sure why anyone is offended by that but it seems they are
I wish he'd prefer me! Well, for a beer and a game of chess or something. Nothing pervy.
That isn't as much fun as a good BJ though is it? "
It's got lots of pawn in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The man has a preference, I am not sure why anyone is offended by that but it seems they are "
not offended, just cant understand how being fat and attractive/unattractive can be gender specific. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The man has a preference, I am not sure why anyone is offended by that but it seems they are
not offended, just cant understand how being fat and attractive/unattractive can be gender specific. lol"
In general, I go for curvy women, slim petite ts and muscular men. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The man has a preference, I am not sure why anyone is offended by that but it seems they are
not offended, just cant understand how being fat and attractive/unattractive can be gender specific. lol
In general, I go for curvy women, slim petite ts and muscular men. "
Good lord man, dont express a preference... the chip on their shoulder brigade will tar and feather you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The man has a preference, I am not sure why anyone is offended by that but it seems they are
not offended, just cant understand how being fat and attractive/unattractive can be gender specific. lol"
It is called a PREFERENCE, I am sorry if I cannot make that clearer. I dont like sucking the cocks of hairy or chub (please click link for clarification http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chub_(gay_slang) ) men.
I do wonder if you would have got so upset if I said I didnt like skinny minnys?!?! You also bipassed the bit where I said hairy... why not stick up for the hirsuite out there?
I also avoid heavy smokers, people with poor personal hygiene and people with chips on their shoulders....
I apologise for expressing a PREFERENCE... get over it!
PS. I never mentioned anything about attractiveness... stick to the facts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you find a good man for that goodwill may I join in?
only if you bring your strap on
I don't have one. I thought the pair of you would be equipped with your permanently strapped ons. Plus I am fat."
Ask santa for one. They are great fun. Tick that box. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the term was "chubs"
And is directed towards men... as is the hairy preference, but nobody has jumped on that.
Hey ho.
ah, so your only 'picky' when it comes to men?
why do Ihave to justify my preferences to you? "
come on you've been on here long enough to know how it works |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bugger, i could have smothered you with my boobage if I had seen this earlier.
Im game Your ticker wouldn't be up to it...  "
I'll bring jump leads just on case |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's nothing wrong with having preferences, I have lots of them:
They must be female (or male)
They must be willing
They must be breathing
They must have a pulse
They must be continent
Some of these are negotiable. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"There's nothing wrong with having preferences, I have lots of them:
They must be female (or male)
They must be willing
They must be breathing
They must have a pulse
They must be continent
Some of these are negotiable. "
Do they have to be human? Careful not the say the wrong thing here or I could get a ban. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's nothing wrong with having preferences, I have lots of them:
They must be female (or male)
They must be willing
They must be breathing
They must have a pulse
They must be continent
Some of these are negotiable. "
i'll get my coat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's nothing wrong with having preferences, I have lots of them:
They must be female (or male)
They must be willing
They must be breathing
They must have a pulse
They must be continent
Some of these are negotiable.
i'll get my coat "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd offer but your 300 miles away and don't like lardies.
So sorry, can't help.
What's a lardie?
Fat person.
You're joking. I thought them sorts were barred from this site?
Bloody well should be, I reckon. How irresponsible of Fab to promote unhealthy living as acceptable. "
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