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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ANYTHING

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does my Bum look big in this..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does my Bum look big in this..

Possibly, but we all like a lil' junk in the trunk don't we.

Shine on, shine bright

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When's this wind going to stop

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Which colour Skittles do you prefer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you wipe your cock on the curtains?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When's this wind going to stop"

I couldn't possibly tell you, please consult your local met office

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Which colour Skittles do you prefer?"

Red of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does my Bum look big in this..

Having checked your profile pics, the word 'big' didn't spring to mind, however 'phwooooooaAaaarrrrrr!' Did

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you wipe your cock on the curtains?"

Negatory, I am very consideraate and hygienic lover/masturbator

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is ratio on man to women on Fab?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When will I will I be famous?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What is ratio on man to women on Fab?"

I'll assume you mean single men to single women

of which it is 63:1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does my Bum look big in this..

Having checked your profile pics, the word 'big' didn't spring to mind, however 'phwooooooaAaaarrrrrr!' Did

When She reads this im sure you will have a new Friend for life lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When will I will I be famous?"

November 2nd 2017. You'll go on a killing spree armed with an axe through the streets of Dulwich

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By *ingerbicky69Woman over a year ago

EXETER

How bendy are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How bendy are you?"

I can touch my toes without bending my knees and I have hypermobility in my shoulders (meaning I can put my right arm behind my head, around my face and touch my right ear)

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

I preferred the Quiff of Justice

Why do you keep changing your name?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I preferred the Quiff of Justice

Why do you keep changing your name?"

Because I no longer have a quiff

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I preferred the Quiff of Justice

Why do you keep changing your name?

Because I no longer have a quiff

Stupid question: what's a quiff? (yes I know I could google it but that would be too easy)

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Which of my pics do you think has been fabbed the most?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I preferred the Quiff of Justice

Why do you keep changing your name?

Because I no longer have a quiff

Stupid question: what's a quiff? (yes I know I could google it but that would be too easy)

The quiff is a hairstyle that combines the 1950s pompadour hairstyle, the 50s flattop, and sometimes a mohawk. The etymology of the word is uncertain but may derive from the French word "coiffe" which can mean either a hairstyle or, going further back, the mail knights wore over their heads and under their helmets. The hairstyle was a staple in the British 'Teddy Boy' movement, but became popular again in Europe in the early 1980s and is currently facing a resurgence in popularity.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I preferred the Quiff of Justice

Why do you keep changing your name?"

Oh! I didn't realise!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Which of my pics do you think has been fabbed the most? "

I'm guessing the pink French panties bum wank one

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I preferred the Quiff of Justice

Why do you keep changing your name?

Because I no longer have a quiff

Stupid question: what's a quiff? (yes I know I could google it but that would be too easy)

Merci

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are my pics a little too un revealing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are my pics a little too un revealing? "

Not at all. it's up to you what you choose to reveal and sometimes simply being suggestive or teasing is far sexier. I see you have an amply sized private gallery in which to store your saucier pics if need be.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are my pics a little too un revealing?

No saucey pics hidden there. Sauciest one is avatar pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should I answer any of my over flowing inbox?

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

How long will I have to wait for the gasman to arrive this morning?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you Siri? Lol (love Siri)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should I answer any of my over flowing inbox?

Only if a message warrants a reply. I'm still waiting on those tips you promised me the other week though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will you fuck me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How long will I have to wait for the gasman to arrive this morning?

If quoted this morning then I'll give it to 8pm

on Monday

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will you fuck me?"

We both know the answer to that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you Siri? Lol (love Siri) "

The iPhone app? I'm sure I'm a lot more reliable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a massive spot on my forehead that's getting worse and not going!! And i have a meet for this weekend. How do i get rid of it?!

...i need to get sexy back lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I answer any of my over flowing inbox?

Only if a message warrants a reply. I'm still waiting on those tips you promised me the other week though"

Your message disappeared off the front page, so I would have to go trawling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you Siri? Lol (love Siri)

The iPhone app? I'm sure I'm a lot more reliable"

what's size are my breasts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you use hair gel or mousse ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should I have my hair cut or my nails done?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I have my hair cut or my nails done?

Hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got a massive spot on my forehead that's getting worse and not going!! And i have a meet for this weekend. How do i get rid of it?!

...i need to get sexy back lol

Invest in some eumovate and/or sudocrem, moisturise.

If that fails wear a hat, I recommend a trilby (perhaps with a feather) if you plan to get sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a massive spot on my forehead that's getting worse and not going!! And i have a meet for this weekend. How do i get rid of it?!

...i need to get sexy back lol

half a kitchen roll, a mirror and squeeze.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you Siri? Lol (love Siri)

The iPhone app? I'm sure I'm a lot more reliable

what's size are my breasts?"

38dd

I haven't looked at your profile though and I' useless with bra sizes, all letters and numbers to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you use hair gel or mousse ? "

neither. Hair gel is for kids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you Siri? Lol (love Siri)

The iPhone app? I'm sure I'm a lot more reliable

what's size are my breasts?

38dd

I haven't looked at your profile though and I' useless with bra sizes, all letters and numbers to me"

Very close 40e

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like my shoe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you like my shoe? "

I do, and if I had a foot fetish I'd send you a message about wanting to run my tongue up the stiletto before having you stamp on my balls.

I don't (have a foot fetish) though so you can rest easy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will you fuck me?

We both know the answer to that"

Are you playing hard to get?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will you fuck me?

We both know the answer to that

Are you playing hard to get?"

God no, I'm easy, me

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Why do so many of the early rock n roll stars sound like they are members of Fab?

The Big Bopper, Little Richard, etc,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do so many of the early rock n roll stars sound like they are members of Fab?

The Big Bopper, Little Richard, etc, "

I suppose it was because the 50's were a more...how shall I put it?...naive time when it came to matters of sex, what would be seen as perfectly innocent at the time would no doubt be considered a suggestive yet bawdy euphemism nowadays.

I personally like HotMeat4U's smash hit 'Shut Up and Sit On It' from 1958

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What support do you wear under your running tights,,,, or do you just allow your junk to swish about from side to side?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What support do you wear under your running tights,,,, or do you just allow your junk to swish about from side to side?

Those are cycling shorts in my pics, I tend to go commando as the padding hides my shame.

Though I wear underwear with running tights (sometimes a jock strap) as the VPO (visible penis outline) is downright obscene.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

If I only had 2 custard flans and was poised to fling the said flans..

which of the following should be spared, Cameron, Osborne or Clegg..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I only had 2 custard flans and was poised to fling the said flans..

which of the following should be spared, Cameron, Osborne or Clegg..?

G Osborne

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Will I get lost trying to find the club tomorrow night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will I get lost trying to find the club tomorrow night?"

I recommend you bring a map, compass, flashlight, warm clothing and suitable provisions should the worst happen.

God speed and good luck.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will I get lost trying to find the club tomorrow night?

I recommend you bring a map, compass, flashlight, warm clothing and suitable provisions should the worst happen.

God speed and good luck."

Thank you.

Should I stop watching the Autumn Statement?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will I get lost trying to find the club tomorrow night?

I recommend you bring a map, compass, flashlight, warm clothing and suitable provisions should the worst happen.

God speed and good luck.

Thank you.

Should I stop watching the Autumn Statement?"

If you've just seen your retirement age go up then yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What support do you wear under your running tights,,,, or do you just allow your junk to swish about from side to side?

Those are cycling shorts in my pics, I tend to go commando as the padding hides my shame.

Has this practice ever resulted in chaffing of the genitalia and how do you deal with the inherent threat of sweat seepage emanating from the arse-crack area?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will I get lost trying to find the club tomorrow night?

I recommend you bring a map, compass, flashlight, warm clothing and suitable provisions should the worst happen.

God speed and good luck.

Thank you.

Should I stop watching the Autumn Statement?

If you've just seen your retirement age go up then yes."

It went up by another year. It won't affect me as my financial planning says I need to shuffle off at 60 and leave what I have at that point to the kids.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What support do you wear under your running tights,,,, or do you just allow your junk to swish about from side to side?

Those are cycling shorts in my pics, I tend to go commando as the padding hides my shame.

Has this practice ever resulted in chaffing of the genitalia and how do you deal with the inherent threat of sweat seepage emanating from the arse-crack area?

Nope and wearing dark colours is standard practice for avoiding unsightly sweat patches.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can i slap u round the chops with a large cod whilst your wearing a mankini singing 'deck the halls'?

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By *ickeymousesCouple over a year ago

Lich

Do you think we will have an enjoyable evening tomorrow at a club?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"can i slap u round the chops with a large cod whilst your wearing a mankini singing 'deck the halls'?"

Cod are really big. You'd knock him out and yourself at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it ok for a straight guy to wank another man as long he is wearing gloves...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should I wear a classy little black dress or a revealing red Jessica Rabbit number to the office posh xmas do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"can i slap u round the chops with a large cod whilst your wearing a mankini singing 'deck the halls'?"

I'm overprotective of my face. Make it my arse and you're on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you think we will have an enjoyable evening tomorrow at a club? "

stay safe, stay clean and as long as you avoid any unwanted attention from overzealous boner wielding single males then you should be fine. Have fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it ok for a straight guy to wank another man as long he is wearing gloves...

Yes, it's how I justify it anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Should I wear a classy little black dress or a revealing red Jessica Rabbit number to the office posh xmas do? "

It's Xmas, saucy red is the order of the day

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"How long will I have to wait for the gasman to arrive this morning?

If quoted this morning then I'll give it to 8pm

on Monday"

Bloody workman sneaked a card through the letterbox then buggered off without knocking!

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By *ickeymousesCouple over a year ago

Lich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd love to get to the February meet in the Sarf, but can't see myself waltz in on me tod (first timer). Can you arrange for a nice hunky lad to accompany me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd love to get to the February meet in the Sarf, but can't see myself waltz in on me tod (first timer). Can you arrange for a nice hunky lad to accompany me?"

tell me what you're after in regards to age, height, build, hair colour, eye colour, girth, length and political views.

Then I'll see what I can do.

Sincerely

Com Truise Connections plc

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are you really 28?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd love to get to the February meet in the Sarf, but can't see myself waltz in on me tod (first timer). Can you arrange for a nice hunky lad to accompany me?"

You won't be waltzing in on your own - lots of us will be waltzing in with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you really 28?"

I am indeed. Born June 16th, 11.17am, 1985, Dusseldorf, Germany

I have legal documents to back this up

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Are you really 28?

I am indeed. Born June 16th, 11.17am, 1985, Dusseldorf, Germany

I have legal documents to back this up"

Wie schade.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aber sein Alter macht doch nichts aus?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd love to get to the February meet in the Sarf, but can't see myself waltz in on me tod (first timer). Can you arrange for a nice hunky lad to accompany me?

You won't be waltzing in on your own - lots of us will be waltzing in with you."

A most pleasant thought

Could you PM me, Lickety? I can't message you. Lots of questions about that event.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I preferred the Quiff of Justice

Why do you keep changing your name?

Because I no longer have a quiff

Stupid question: what's a quiff? (yes I know I could google it but that would be too easy)

Something not to be confused with a queef!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How bendy are you?"

I'm not- she is

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By *istressZoeTV/TS over a year ago

cheshire

After careful consideration I've decided to get my nipple pierced x which one and why? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"After careful consideration I've decided to get my nipple pierced x which one and why? X"

Left one because its symbol of feminine virtue...or something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Six nipples.......! yikes...

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By *istressZoeTV/TS over a year ago

cheshire

Apologies for multiple posting which I seem unable to delete x I think it was due to the fab site becoming unavailable as I tried to make single post x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Are you really 28?

I am indeed. Born June 16th, 11.17am, 1985, Dusseldorf, Germany

I have legal documents to back this up"

Would you like me to do your astrological birth chart?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

I'd disagree with that, they are both equal in orangeyness

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you really 28?

I am indeed. Born June 16th, 11.17am, 1985, Dusseldorf, Germany

I have legal documents to back this up

Would you like me to do your astrological birth chart?"

If you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

I'd disagree with that, they are both equal in orangeyness"

But you've not seen my carrot,,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does anyone like me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does anyone like me?

I'm sure you have a strong network of friends and family who support you in everything you do and wish you well on all your future endeavors.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why is there a blue cock in Trafalgar Square ?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Does anyone like me?

Only me. Don't be so needy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does anyone like me?

Only me. Don't be so needy

Meh. I am clearly not hateful enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would I look hot in a onesie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I spank your bottom ?

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By *ingerbicky69Woman over a year ago

EXETER

Whats your favourite ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I Store Cum" is an anagram of which forumites user name?.....

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

""I Store Cum" is an anagram of which forumites user name?.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I Store Cum" is an anagram of which forumites user name?.....

Cum Toe Sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I Store Cum" is an anagram of which forumites user name?.....

Cum Toe Sir

Cums Ore It....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why is there a blue cock in Trafalgar Square ?"

I'll have to get back to you on that one.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

""I Store Cum" is an anagram of which forumites user name?.....

Cum Toe Sir

Cums Ore It....

Suc it more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I Store Cum" is an anagram of which forumites user name?.....

Cum Toe Sir

Cums Ore It....

Suc it more"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is your post a look at me attempt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would I look hot in a onesie?

I'll answer your question with a question

Does anyone look hot in a onesie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I spank your bottom ?

Certainly *bends over*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whats your favourite ice cream?"

Cookies and cream with chocolate chips

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is your post a look at me attempt?"

It's an 'ask me a question' attempt. Thank you for your participation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you think it would be kinda weird to keep a sausage in your sock,,,?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why does Soxy live so far away from me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ANYTHING

Go"

Why is the sky blue?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a full sack and it would be a waste to do it solo so do you know of any lady's that may want it

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a full sack and it would be a waste to do it solo so do you know of any lady's that may want it

What's in the sack?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why does Soxy live so far away from me?"

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why does Soxy live so far away from me?

Interpreting the signs:

you moved to get away from me, it's not my fault and you're embarrassed I caught you out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a full sack and it would be a waste to do it solo so do you know of any lady's that may want it

What's in the sack?"

well it's not toys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why does Soxy live so far away from me?

Interpreting the signs:

you moved to get away from me, it's not my fault and you're embarrassed I caught you out."

Haha..... I'd be there is a shot.......... but it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas and I'm still stuck in temporary dwellings......

It ain't fair I tell you, nobody wants to sell me a house.... they must have heard the rumours about the type of company I keep lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ANYTHING

Why is the sky blue?

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. blue skyAs light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

As you look closer to the horizon, the sky appears much paler in color. To reach you, the scattered blue light must pass through more air. Some of it gets scattered away again in other directions. Less blue light reaches your eyes. The color of the sky near the horizon appears paler or white

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would I look hot in a onesie?

I'll answer your question with a question

Does anyone look hot in a onesie?"

Only Ryan.

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

What turns you on? If you had a kink, what would it be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What turns you on? If you had a kink, what would it be?"

My current 'thing' is for a woman to be wearing a fishnet bodystocking and covered in babyoil

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

how do you live in 2 towns ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"how do you live in 2 towns ?"

I don't, I live in two cities

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"What turns you on? If you had a kink, what would it be?

My current 'thing' is for a woman to be wearing a fishnet bodystocking and covered in babyoil"

Thats hot! what would you be wearing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blue cock ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What turns you on? If you had a kink, what would it be?

My current 'thing' is for a woman to be wearing a fishnet bodystocking and covered in babyoil

Thats hot! what would you be wearing?"

A smile and a white pair of socks like black men do in porn films

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By *r tickle 22Man over a year ago

Sheffeld

ask you anything ?

What's your bank details please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Blue cock ????"

It's a sculpture by Katharina Fritsch and will be on display for 18 months. Hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ask you anything ?

What's your bank details please"

Mr C Truise

Natwest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blue cock ????

It's a sculpture by Katharina Fritsch and will be on display for 18 months. Hope this helps"

Thank you.

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"What turns you on? If you had a kink, what would it be?

My current 'thing' is for a woman to be wearing a fishnet bodystocking and covered in babyoil

Thats hot! what would you be wearing?

A smile and a white pair of socks like black men do in porn films"

Dont forget the tie, the fake cigar and ray bans!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ANYTHING

Why is the sky blue?

No shit?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Does the wind come from the equator or the sky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does the wind come from the equator or the sky?

Neither. It comes from Belgium

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Does the wind come from the equator or the sky?

Neither. It comes from Belgium"

Then why is Chicago the Windy City?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does the wind come from the equator or the sky?

Neither. It comes from Belgium

Then why is Chicago the Windy City?

Because of the typical high fat diet Americans adhere to

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What happened to picture of you smiling? Was that just on your old profile?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how did you come up with a name like Com Truise?

lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ANYTHING

Go"

Will you travel to teesside and fuck my wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What happened to picture of you smiling? Was that just on your old profile?"

Tucked away safely in my private album

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"how did you come up with a name like Com Truise?

lol.

Take the actor Tom cruise and switch the T and the C 'round innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ANYTHING

Will you travel to teesside and fuck my wife

Will you pay for my travel?!

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Does the wind come from the equator or the sky?

Neither. It comes from Belgium"

Only thing Belgiums are known for are Mussels and chips!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ANYTHING

Will you travel to teesside and fuck my wife

Will you pay for my travel?!"

We dont pay for sex LOL... Hitch Hike? Magic Flying Carpet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does the wind come from the equator or the sky?

Neither. It comes from Belgium

Only thing Belgiums are known for are Mussels and chips!!"

And chocolates

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Why do all the hotties live so far away from me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do all the hotties live so far away from me?

general rule of the internet I'm afraid. Though tell us of who you admire and we can have a Fab whip round to pay for a neutral hotel somewhere in between.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Why do all the hotties live so far away from me?

general rule of the internet I'm afraid. Though tell us of who you admire and we can have a Fab whip round to pay for a neutral hotel somewhere in between."

I couldn't possibly say on here

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