2day I was out canvassing for my friend who's a window cleaner. I was looking all dapper & being all friendly. But not once did a seductive lady in her underwear answer the door & invite me in for cake & sex! What's up with that??? Pffft!!! |
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I was trying to mend the bus one day, when a very nice lady said" would you like a screwdriver. Told her "no time luv, we are 10 minutes late already" !! |
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"I know right? I was round some woman's house the other day, fixing her boiler and not once .... not once did she want to see my big tool. "
I know a old boiler that needs fixing  |
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all these poor tradesmen and canvassers going home disappointed 
