sympathy pretty please

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Iv just took a major tumble in my kitchen. Bruised and sore hip, arms and legs

feeling sorry for oneselve

By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

I used to like Mr Tumble. Never knew he joined the army though. Tell him to be more gentle next time

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He was in the same regiment as general catastrophe

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bit early to be drinking

I'd give you a hug if I wasn't sore myself.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wish I had been drinking wouldnt hurt then

By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Wish I had been drinking wouldnt hurt then

Rub some marmalade in. It has a very soothing effect.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Marmalade

prefer choc sauce meself