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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*groans 
Oh yeah a few bones & strap ons to pick with you 
Hi Ju
Hello, have you missed me?  
Of course , where ya been ?
Polishing my halo of course  "
Had you dropped it ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*groans
Oh yeah a few bones & strap ons to pick with you
Hi Ju
Hello, have you missed me?
Of course , where ya been ?
Polishing my halo of course
Had you dropped it ?"
Well yes it seemed to have vanished  so I thought I had better go looking , it is after all my saving grace |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oi Ryan, I thought you said you changed the lock when she shut the door "
Harsh but he was a tad too occupied and oh gosh come on you know he has a one track mind, the burgers soon bribed him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi Ryan, I thought you said you changed the lock when she shut the door
Harsh but he was a tad too occupied and oh gosh come on you know he has a one track mind, the burgers soon bribed him "
 Welcome back, we missed you xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oi Ryan, I thought you said you changed the lock when she shut the door
Harsh but he was a tad too occupied and oh gosh come on you know he has a one track mind, the burgers soon bribed him
Welcome back, we missed you xx "
Thank you, now let's get Ryan  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oi Ryan, I thought you said you changed the lock when she shut the door
And I put Vaseline on the door handle 
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No, I can't say it "
I dare you to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well that's a better response than I usually get, most people who answer to me with that same sentence put the inverted commas around the word 'nice' "
They need to meet you in "real" life then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
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I remember you |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I think you ve missed a bit, so if you d care to just rub this for a bit, you might want to just spit on the top, thats it keep rubbing nice tight grip if you breath on there as well the warm breath will make a big difference,,
Polishing brass can be theraputic, personally I d prefer a hand job,, 
Welcome back,, |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think you ve missed a bit, so if you d care to just rub this for a bit, you might want to just spit on the top, thats it keep rubbing nice tight grip if you breath on there as well the warm breath will make a big difference,,
Polishing brass can be theraputic, personally I d prefer a hand job,,
Welcome back,, "
I'm so naive haven't a clue what you are talking about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
I remember you "
...so what are your current special powers then? Lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
I remember you
...so what are your current special powers then? Lol
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If I told you, I would have to kill you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
I remember you
...so what are your current special powers then? Lol
If I told you, I would have to kill you "
Oh. Is it being able to give the kiss of life then? I won't say no hehe x
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
I remember you
...so what are your current special powers then? Lol
If I told you, I would have to kill you "
Dizziness doesn't kill silly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
I remember you
...so what are your current special powers then? Lol
If I told you, I would have to kill you
Dizziness doesn't kill silly "
Don't you start piping up Mr you are already in trouble remember! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
I remember you
...so what are your current special powers then? Lol
If I told you, I would have to kill you
Dizziness doesn't kill silly
Don't you start piping up Mr you are already in trouble remember! "
Idle threats don't scare me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
I remember you
...so what are your current special powers then? Lol
If I told you, I would have to kill you
Dizziness doesn't kill silly
Don't you start piping up Mr you are already in trouble remember!
Idle threats don't scare me "
Big ass strapons do though |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
I remember you
...so what are your current special powers then? Lol
If I told you, I would have to kill you
Dizziness doesn't kill silly
Don't you start piping up Mr you are already in trouble remember!
Idle threats don't scare me
Big ass strapons do though "
Using the power of misinformation, I can now take a big fat 8 incher |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
I remember you
...so what are your current special powers then? Lol
If I told you, I would have to kill you
Dizziness doesn't kill silly
Don't you start piping up Mr you are already in trouble remember!
Idle threats don't scare me
Big ass strapons do though
Using the power of misinformation, I can now take a big fat 8 incher "
Using the power of suggestion, Julie's got a big fat 12 incher, with your name on it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't. Know why people are so rude you say hello and are polite they just tell you to f""k off some woman are so ignorant  "
Cor blimey, never heard of patience |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
I remember you
...so what are your current special powers then? Lol
If I told you, I would have to kill you
Dizziness doesn't kill silly
Don't you start piping up Mr you are already in trouble remember!
Idle threats don't scare me
Big ass strapons do though
Using the power of misinformation, I can now take a big fat 8 incher
Using the power of suggestion, Julie's got a big fat 12 incher, with your name on it "
No that's your for today!!! He can only take 10 inches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
I remember you
...so what are your current special powers then? Lol
If I told you, I would have to kill you
Dizziness doesn't kill silly
Don't you start piping up Mr you are already in trouble remember!
Idle threats don't scare me
Big ass strapons do though
Using the power of misinformation, I can now take a big fat 8 incher
Using the power of suggestion, Julie's got a big fat 12 incher, with your name on it
No that's your for today!!! He can only take 10 inches "
Gulp |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
I remember you
...so what are your current special powers then? Lol
If I told you, I would have to kill you
Dizziness doesn't kill silly
Don't you start piping up Mr you are already in trouble remember!
Idle threats don't scare me
Big ass strapons do though
Using the power of misinformation, I can now take a big fat 8 incher
Using the power of suggestion, Julie's got a big fat 12 incher, with your name on it
No that's your for today!!! He can only take 10 inches
Gulp "
I've got plenty of lube |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
I remember you
...so what are your current special powers then? Lol
If I told you, I would have to kill you
Dizziness doesn't kill silly
Don't you start piping up Mr you are already in trouble remember!
Idle threats don't scare me
Big ass strapons do though
Using the power of misinformation, I can now take a big fat 8 incher
Using the power of suggestion, Julie's got a big fat 12 incher, with your name on it
No that's your for today!!! He can only take 10 inches
Gulp
I've got plenty of lube "
Oh well that makes it alright then ffs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
I remember you
...so what are your current special powers then? Lol
If I told you, I would have to kill you
Dizziness doesn't kill silly
Don't you start piping up Mr you are already in trouble remember!
Idle threats don't scare me
Big ass strapons do though
Using the power of misinformation, I can now take a big fat 8 incher
Using the power of suggestion, Julie's got a big fat 12 incher, with your name on it
No that's your for today!!! He can only take 10 inches
Gulp
I've got plenty of lube
Oh well that makes it alright then ffs "
Man up! You wuss |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Squats are the best way to keep a woman down. Especially in heels
...morning. and hiya - my name is Pops. I'm cheesy and i love chicken lol (think i woke up on the chirpy side today)
I remember you
...so what are your current special powers then? Lol
If I told you, I would have to kill you
Dizziness doesn't kill silly
Don't you start piping up Mr you are already in trouble remember!
Idle threats don't scare me
Big ass strapons do though
Using the power of misinformation, I can now take a big fat 8 incher
Using the power of suggestion, Julie's got a big fat 12 incher, with your name on it
No that's your for today!!! He can only take 10 inches
Gulp
I've got plenty of lube
Oh well that makes it alright then ffs
Man up! You wuss "
Yea man up Stud |
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