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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So the new bench has found its home in the hallway under the coat rack near the door
And I have just been 'outed' about its real purpose by the first person to see it! 
What's worse is that it was the woman who comes to do 1 on 1 work with the child each week!! 
Think I need to buy a new throw  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if its a bench with a massive dildo sticking up out of it, then no wonder you were caught out lol.
what kind of bench is it?"
Look at the pics on 'Obi_Fox' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ah yes.
the pics with you draped over them give it away, but being honest, if i didnt know you that much, i would have just commented on you having worked wonders with an old piece of furniture.
looks lovely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ah yes.
the pics with you draped over them give it away, but being honest, if i didnt know you that much, i would have just commented on you having worked wonders with an old piece of furniture.
looks lovely"
Thanks, she was impressed with my upholstery skills - but it was the big hooks on almost every corner that made her automatically say 'So that's where the bondage gear goes then'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ah yes.
the pics with you draped over them give it away, but being honest, if i didnt know you that much, i would have just commented on you having worked wonders with an old piece of furniture.
looks lovely
Thanks, she was impressed with my upholstery skills - but it was the big hooks on almost every corner that made her automatically say 'So that's where the bondage gear goes then' "
lol, so really you outed yourself by not being a little more discreet lol
would have said thats where i chain the kids to do their homework lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ah yes.
the pics with you draped over them give it away, but being honest, if i didnt know you that much, i would have just commented on you having worked wonders with an old piece of furniture.
looks lovely
Thanks, she was impressed with my upholstery skills - but it was the big hooks on almost every corner that made her automatically say 'So that's where the bondage gear goes then'
lol, so really you outed yourself by not being a little more discreet lol
would have said thats where i chain the kids to do their homework lol"
I did try the whole 'they were already on it when I brought it' - but she didn't believe me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You haven't really been outed as it was there for anyone coming into your home to see! And if it has restraints and such like sticking out of it, it won't take a rocket scientist to work out what it is!!
Maybe buy yourself a large throw to cover it if you want to hide the fact it's a bondage bench!!
If you don't mind people knowing what it's for, then just leave it as an interesting piece of furniture |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There isn't any restraints on it, just the hooks
My mother is coming over later to dye my hair for me so she'll see it - but she already knows (some of) what I get up to so she won't care too much about it |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Youre not thinking like a bloke,,,, my brain immediately thought if the she knows what its for its because she knows, does the tutor carry a cane as well, ,    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ah yes.
the pics with you draped over them give it away, but being honest, if i didnt know you that much, i would have just commented on you having worked wonders with an old piece of furniture.
looks lovely
Thanks, she was impressed with my upholstery skills - but it was the big hooks on almost every corner that made her automatically say 'So that's where the bondage gear goes then' "
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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Hang baubles from one ring and tether a fake reindeer to the other. You might get away with it.
Obviously in a comedy universe, your mum would take one look at it and say, 'it's nice, but ours is MUCH better.'  |
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"Yeah to be fair it wouldn't take a genius to figure out what those big metal rings were for if they saw it. "
I have those rings on wall outside my front door son used to use them for locking his bike too . Little buggers will steal anything not attached even if its locked.  |
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"Lol I did comment on that to Obi wondered how you were going to explain it to visitors m... giggles.. tes a throw is essential get on ebay for some velvet "
No, not velvet. To be in keeping, the throw should be leather with studs in it. That will disguise it nicely. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol I did comment on that to Obi wondered how you were going to explain it to visitors m... giggles.. tes a throw is essential get on ebay for some velvet
No, not velvet. To be in keeping, the throw should be leather with studs in it. That will disguise it nicely. "
Yep - with mini floggers for the corner tassels |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lol I did comment on that to Obi wondered how you were going to explain it to visitors m... giggles.. tes a throw is essential get on ebay for some velvet
No, not velvet. To be in keeping, the throw should be leather with studs in it. That will disguise it nicely.
Yep - with mini floggers for the corner tassels "
If your mum is still monitoring your pictures she will have seen it already.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol I did comment on that to Obi wondered how you were going to explain it to visitors m... giggles.. tes a throw is essential get on ebay for some velvet
No, not velvet. To be in keeping, the throw should be leather with studs in it. That will disguise it nicely.
Yep - with mini floggers for the corner tassels
If your mum is still monitoring your pictures she will have seen it already.
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She doesn't know what site im on
Besides, she has already said she doesn't want to know any details about anything
As far as she is concerned I only meet Obi and we visit clubs - that's it! - don't think she'll be too impressed if I say I like numerous cocks at once or getting up close and personal with ladies 
I think she'll like my upholstery work though |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lol I did comment on that to Obi wondered how you were going to explain it to visitors m... giggles.. tes a throw is essential get on ebay for some velvet
No, not velvet. To be in keeping, the throw should be leather with studs in it. That will disguise it nicely.
Yep - with mini floggers for the corner tassels
If your mum is still monitoring your pictures she will have seen it already.
She doesn't know what site im on
Besides, she has already said she doesn't want to know any details about anything
As far as she is concerned I only meet Obi and we visit clubs - that's it! - don't think she'll be too impressed if I say I like numerous cocks at once or getting up close and personal with ladies
I think she'll like my upholstery work though "
My parents think I am an old, dried up spinster well past it since my menopause and very much destined to remain on the shelf gathering dust. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol I did comment on that to Obi wondered how you were going to explain it to visitors m... giggles.. tes a throw is essential get on ebay for some velvet
No, not velvet. To be in keeping, the throw should be leather with studs in it. That will disguise it nicely.
Yep - with mini floggers for the corner tassels
If your mum is still monitoring your pictures she will have seen it already.
She doesn't know what site im on
Besides, she has already said she doesn't want to know any details about anything
As far as she is concerned I only meet Obi and we visit clubs - that's it! - don't think she'll be too impressed if I say I like numerous cocks at once or getting up close and personal with ladies
I think she'll like my upholstery work though
My parents think I am an old, dried up spinster well past it since my menopause and very much destined to remain on the shelf gathering dust."
Gotta love the old folks |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Lol I did comment on that to Obi wondered how you were going to explain it to visitors m... giggles.. tes a throw is essential get on ebay for some velvet
No, not velvet. To be in keeping, the throw should be leather with studs in it. That will disguise it nicely.
Yep - with mini floggers for the corner tassels
If your mum is still monitoring your pictures she will have seen it already.
She doesn't know what site im on
Besides, she has already said she doesn't want to know any details about anything
As far as she is concerned I only meet Obi and we visit clubs - that's it! - don't think she'll be too impressed if I say I like numerous cocks at once or getting up close and personal with ladies
I think she'll like my upholstery work though
My parents think I am an old, dried up spinster well past it since my menopause and very much destined to remain on the shelf gathering dust.
Gotta love the old folks "
Oi, I'm more or less the same age as your old folks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In all fairness it wouldn't take much for people to work out what it is!? Lol
Why don't you use caribenas which can be removed? At least it'll make it ever so slightly more discrete? |
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