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"Rake? Take! "phew, I thought that was supposed to be a different word  | |||
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"Oh whine, moan, whinge. Get a grip man "I don't think you understand how bad man flu is. If I had a dog that felt this bad, I'd have it put down | |||
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"Having had real flu once, man flu is a walk in the park!" Maybe the real flu WAS the man flu  | |||
"Oh whine, moan, whinge. Get a grip man
I don't think you understand how bad man flu is. If I had a dog that felt this bad, I'd have it put down"You're only up the road, do you want me to pick you up and take you to the vets? | |||
"Having had real flu once, man flu is a walk in the park! Maybe the real flu WAS the man flu "I doubt it, I was spark out for over two weeks, the last thing I would have considered is logging in here...I honestly felt like I wanted to die. | |||
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"Oh whine, moan, whinge. Get a grip man
I don't think you understand how bad man flu is. If I had a dog that felt this bad, I'd have it put down
You're only up the road, do you want me to pick you up and take you to the vets?"No don't come near me, I don't want to start an epidemic. I imagine coming into contact with anyone will cause a 'World War Z' style scenario | |||
"Oh whine, moan, whinge. Get a grip man
I don't think you understand how bad man flu is. If I had a dog that felt this bad, I'd have it put down
You're only up the road, do you want me to pick you up and take you to the vets?
No don't come near me, I don't want to start an epidemic. I imagine coming into contact with anyone will cause a 'World War Z' style scenario "Here you go people - another time waster another single guy moaning, then as soon as you try to arrange a meet with them, they run a mile | |||
"Oh whine, moan, whinge. Get a grip man
I don't think you understand how bad man flu is. If I had a dog that felt this bad, I'd have it put down
You're only up the road, do you want me to pick you up and take you to the vets?
No don't come near me, I don't want to start an epidemic. I imagine coming into contact with anyone will cause a 'World War Z' style scenario
Here you go people - another time waster another single guy moaning, then as soon as you try to arrange a meet with them, they run a mile "It's for your own safety, believe me, meeting you is not something I wish to refuse | |||
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"I'm assuming someone else is typing for e87 as man flu is so bad you can barely move. It's a good job hardons do their own thing " I maybe on deaths door, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let the Grim Reapers icey cold grip from stopping from typing  | |||
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"Hold in there MrE !! I'm on my way. Just one thing, i only have a kitty box so can you get yourself a man cage sorted for when I get there please "No need, I've already got comfy in my coffin. But if you could fetch me some tomato soup, then that would be swell | |||
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"Blinking Flip! We haven't heard from the OP in almost 20 mins! Man flu is really dreadful to get. Much worserer than anything else including being trampled by rhinos. Dude, if you're still able to whack the keyboard, whapp something out...er...words preferably "drthdser.,rw | |||
"Blinking Flip! We haven't heard from the OP in almost 20 mins! Man flu is really dreadful to get. Much worserer than anything else including being trampled by rhinos. Dude, if you're still able to whack the keyboard, whapp something out...er...words preferably " rigor Mortis is setting in ~~~~ is that how you spell it ?!! | |||
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this is how viral pandemics spread ,, the best course of action is to let nature take its course,, the strong survive the weak,,, err well don t,
Good luck fella its hell , I know I ve been there,,
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"Whoa people lets be Careful, , this is how viral pandemics spread ,, the best course of action is to let nature take its course,, the strong survive the weak,,, err well don t,
Good luck fella its hell , I know I ve been there,,
"So we await the "user no longer on planet"  | |||
I've made my will n picked out the hymns!
In fact I'm SO sure it'll be fatal I've even thrown away the old folks home brochures I'd been perusing on the basis I shan't make it that far | |||
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"Whoa people lets be Careful, , this is how viral pandemics spread ,, the best course of action is to let nature take its course,, the strong survive the weak,,, err well don t,
Good luck fella its hell , I know I ve been there,,
So we await the "user no longer on planet" "One more reason why its hard being a single guy,, the only Lady that wants you is mother nature,, | |||
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"I have it, don't know how long I've got left on this planet But just before it gets the better of me, I just want you all to know how much these forums make me smile and I've many hours laughing a long to your comments Good bye you sexy people Mr E, Out" get well soon | |||
"Has the priest arrived yet "He did, but then he caught it, so now were waiting on a priest for him, I fear this will be a vicious cycle | |||
