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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I would like to try this, a nice pitta bread filled with donner meat and sauce.
not interested in any salad.
anyone like this idea of have any favourite meals or different ways they would like to try? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't know I'm a lady don't you know. I just saw it on a film once...."
yea I seen that film it lookd fun but a hot apple pie would burn and a cold one would not feel like a pussy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that's what im staying if it was dark, some kebabs look more sexy than most of the fanny pics on here. maybe fresher too."
you're a disgrace. get out of here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have seen people refer to lady bits as a 'kebab'
I actually saw a pic of one last night that reminded me of it and know what they mean now lol.
Whatever floats your boat. do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that's what im staying if it was dark, some kebabs look more sexy than most of the fanny pics on here. maybe fresher too.
you're a disgrace. get out of here "
Are you sure you had a meet last night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't know I'm a lady don't you know. I just saw it on a film once....
yea I seen that film it lookd fun but a hot apple pie would burn and a cold one would not feel like a pussy."
But a kebab would feel like a pussy!! You need to get out more mate!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"would you let a garlic your kebab
maybe more than a little cheese"
haha dick cheese eugh!
this is possibly the most fudged up conversations I have ever engaged in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you have a kebab last night 
do burger aand chips, did lick and fuck a great pussy for hours though"
you did a burger - oh man I hope you're meet is not reading this now - it's steak ffs OP steak - if you want another meet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what about 10 onion rings on your cock, any fems like to eat them off? bit of salt and sauce anything goes?"
Is you cock that narrow?
Good anal cock then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what about 10 onion rings on your cock, any fems like to eat them off? bit of salt and sauce anything goes?
Is you cock that narrow?
Good anal cock then "
Only if it's hard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what about 10 onion rings on your cock, any fems like to eat them off? bit of salt and sauce anything goes?
Is you cock that narrow?
Good anal cock then
Only if it's hard "
you think its poorly now don't you because of all that hot chilli sauce! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what about 10 onion rings on your cock, any fems like to eat them off? bit of salt and sauce anything goes?
Is you cock that narrow?
Good anal cock then
Only if it's hard
you think its poorly now don't you because of all that hot chilli sauce!"
Quite possibly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what about 10 onion rings on your cock, any fems like to eat them off? bit of salt and sauce anything goes?
Is you cock that narrow?
Good anal cock then
Only if it's hard
you think its poorly now don't you because of all that hot chilli sauce!
Quite possibly "
He's probably got the male alternative to blue waffle. He wont be seeing Donna again I bet ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what about 10 onion rings on your cock, any fems like to eat them off? bit of salt and sauce anything goes?
Is you cock that narrow?
Good anal cock then
Only if it's hard
you think its poorly now don't you because of all that hot chilli sauce!
Quite possibly
He's probably got the male alternative to blue waffle. He wont be seeing Donna again I bet !"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we have photos please.....hehehe 
of the meet with the woman or with the kebab
Plenty of men and women...
Let the man see the kebab.....! "
such a simple euphemism lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I reackon I could get 10 onions rings on my cock?
go for it - post pics when done please!"
ah they arent too big anyway.
about half an inch thick by around 2 inches inner circumference.
right up there with 'i can get a basketball up me duffer
not something i would be boasting about lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im going with the size of a 50p piece for inner circle of onion ring, so im still staying yes. might pop the oven on."
oh you're going for cooked not frozen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure id let some of you lot serve me dinner;
Kebab & Onion rings
With Apple Pie for dessert
Sorry not hungry and bolts for the door  "
would be an interesting week on 'come dine with me' thats for sure lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure id let some of you lot serve me dinner;
Kebab & Onion rings
With Apple Pie for dessert
Sorry not hungry and bolts for the door
would be an interesting week on 'come dine with me' thats for sure lol"
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"I would like to try this, a nice pitta bread filled with donner meat and sauce.
not interested in any salad.
anyone like this idea of have any favourite meals or different ways they would like to try?"
I went to bed with a doner kebab and a can of Stella Artois the other night
I told all my mates I had a threesome with Donna and Stella |
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