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over a year ago
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"What type of shit would you like to chat about? Firm or loose!? 
Ah well we could always use the Bristol stool chart  "
The other question is animal or human lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To me please. I've got itchy fingers and need distracting 
Could be worse. Fingers is better than fanny. "
That is just so true. Nothing worse than a bad case of the bird |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What type of shit would you like to chat about? Firm or loose!?
Ah well we could always use the Bristol stool chart
The other question is animal or human lol!! "
Could always examine squirrel shit just to see if there is a hazelnut in every bite ... Or should that be marathon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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moodymoo I'm in love with U, its the way u mooooooove,possible that hot wet tight groove,maybe its me, ur my ultimate fantasy,Moodymoo do u fancy a pummelling screw? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To me please. I've got itchy fingers and need distracting
Could be worse. Fingers is better than fanny.
That is just so true. Nothing worse than a bad case of the bird "
Reminds me of one of my worst public faux pas... was in the pub, and one of the lads put his beer glass down, leaving a ring of foam around his mouth. I said the first thing that sprang to mind: "Oh, does Rose have thrush?".
Eerie silence. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"moodymoo I'm in love with U, its the way u mooooooove,possible that hot wet tight groove,maybe its me, ur my ultimate fantasy,Moodymoo do u fancy a pummelling screw?"
Swoons oh keeny keeny I'm on me kneesies and I'm crap at poems but yes pummel away  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To me please. I've got itchy fingers and need distracting
Could be worse. Fingers is better than fanny.
That is just so true. Nothing worse than a bad case of the bird
Reminds me of one of my worst public faux pas... was in the pub, and one of the lads put his beer glass down, leaving a ring of foam around his mouth. I said the first thing that sprang to mind: "Oh, does Rose have thrush?".
Eerie silence."
oops |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"why are your fingers itchy, and what would it take to stop them itching "
Ah good question, they itchy as I want to do something that I know is a stupid thing to do so I'm using the mad lot that are the forums to distract myself from doing it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"moodymoo I'm in love with U, its the way u mooooooove,possible that hot wet tight groove,maybe its me, ur my ultimate fantasy,Moodymoo do u fancy a pummelling screw?
Swoons oh keeny keeny I'm on me kneesies and I'm crap at poems but yes pummel away "
this bitch took it hard,
enoying my hot hard shard,
her mouth begged for more,
her pussy was getting sore,
I pulled it out n came on her face,
her words uttered thats a disgrace,
seems I didnt cum enuff,
so instead just fingered her muff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why are your fingers itchy, and what would it take to stop them itching
Ah good question, they itchy as I want to do something that I know is a stupid thing to do so I'm using the mad lot that are the forums to distract myself from doing it "
As stupid as the night nurse who I managed to stop when she crawled under my hospital bed to cut the wires of the alarm that got stuck - with scissors? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"are we aloud to know what stupid thing is going through your mind, maybe we could decide if it is realy stupid or actually quite a good idea
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I know it's a stupid idea  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"there once was a moo called moody
who wandered around in the nudy
to avoid being bitchy
when her fingers got itchy
got off flinging flans at a foodie
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Flan flinging sounds amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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little moodcow sat in a tree,
playing with her wet faneee,
she came very hard and it hit the ground,
another year came around,
on the patch where she had came.
there grew a flower bearing her name,
The Moodycow Rose it was titled,
true story of fanny gush recycled |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"little moodcow sat in a tree,
playing with her wet faneee,
she came very hard and it hit the ground,
another year came around,
on the patch where she had came.
there grew a flower bearing her name,
The Moodycow Rose it was titled,
true story of fanny gush recycled"
Oi me names moodymoo now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"little moodcow sat in a tree,
playing with her wet faneee,
she came very hard and it hit the ground,
another year came around,
on the patch where she had came.
there grew a flower bearing her name,
The Moodycow Rose it was titled,
true story of fanny gush recycled
Oi me names moodymoo now "
littlemoodymoo,
i forgot about ewe,
on this farm its hard to differentiate,
who ur banging against the gate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here's some shit for you!!
I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!
I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's some shit for you!!
I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!
I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!! "
thast a shame, cos jim and me are discussing how we are gonna spit roast u...och well...maybe next year...his schedule is a bit busy |
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"Here's some shit for you!!
I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!
I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!! "
Luke and I are off out without you on our birthdays then??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's some shit for you!!
I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!
I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!!
thast a shame, cos jim and me are discussing how we are gonna spit roast u...och well...maybe next year...his schedule is a bit busy"
JIM KERR?? Oh I could make an exception is I suppose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's some shit for you!!
I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!
I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!!
thast a shame, cos jim and me are discussing how we are gonna spit roast u...och well...maybe next year...his schedule is a bit busy
JIM KERR?? Oh I could make an exception is I suppose "
dont forget about me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here's some shit for you!!
I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!
I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!! "
Yep and I'm a virgin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's some shit for you!!
I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!
I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!!
Yep and I'm a virgin "
yeah and I am a quiet shy retiring wallflower type |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here's some shit for you!!
I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!
I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!!
Yep and I'm a virgin
yeah and I am a quiet shy retiring wallflower type "
Oh me too me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's some shit for you!!
I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!
I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!!
Yep and I'm a virgin "
Well I know that's not true!!
And pppffffttt not sure what your trying to say about me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's some shit for you!!
I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!
I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!!
Yep and I'm a virgin
Well I know that's not true!!
And pppffffttt not sure what your trying to say about me "
that your not claiming to be a quiet shy retiring wallflower type lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here's some shit for you!!
I (Lucy) am going to join a nunnery!!
I am going to become celibate and not think naughty thoughts for the whole of next year!!
Yep and I'm a virgin
Well I know that's not true!!
And pppffffttt not sure what your trying to say about me "
Not a thing honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok update on sweet potato.....I took on board all suggestions,so I roasted it,shoved it up me arse then binned it "
and decided on sprouts, ya manky farty fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok update on sweet potato.....I took on board all suggestions,so I roasted it,shoved it up me arse then binned it
and decided on sprouts, ya manky farty fuck "
Pull my finger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok update on sweet potato.....I took on board all suggestions,so I roasted it,shoved it up me arse then binned it
and decided on sprouts, ya manky farty fuck
Pull my finger "
wait till I take my cock out first please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok update on sweet potato.....I took on board all suggestions,so I roasted it,shoved it up me arse then binned it
and decided on sprouts, ya manky farty fuck "
I had sprouts for dinner , first time this year |
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