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over a year ago
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pound shop perfume 
my daughter bought me a bottle years ago when she was just getting to that age she got money and bought her own gifts so obviously I had to tell her I loved it, took me months to get rid, every day I open the window and pump a couple of squirts out so the bottle went down, so she got me another for my birthday saying she noticed the bottle was empty so she got me some more  |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
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"pound shop perfume
my daughter bought me a bottle years ago when she was just getting to that age she got money and bought her own gifts so obviously I had to tell her I loved it, took me months to get rid, every day I open the window and pump a couple of squirts out so the bottle went down, so she got me another for my birthday saying she noticed the bottle was empty so she got me some more "
Ouch 
Did you ever confess to her? |
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"pound shop perfume
my daughter bought me a bottle years ago when she was just getting to that age she got money and bought her own gifts so obviously I had to tell her I loved it, took me months to get rid, every day I open the window and pump a couple of squirts out so the bottle went down, so she got me another for my birthday saying she noticed the bottle was empty so she got me some more "
Haha this made lol  |
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over a year ago
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my gran got me a balaclava (if that's how its spelt)and Mum made me wear it the whole 4 days gran stayed over,so much so that I told friends I was ill and couldn't play out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the worst present genuine present you've received?
Mine was a book of Icelandic Humour. It was a book, it was from Iceland, but the humour got mislaid in the post. "
I had my first go at women's clothes shopping last Xmas. I bought shorts mini skirts and a couple of tops, all were size 16 to 20 . I mistook the price of £12 to mean the size. It was bloody difficult to find clothes that were all £12.00
I was so in trouble Xmas morning when she opened them up lol in fact so pissed off |
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I had the bright idea of getting the wife a Hoover. Thought it would be funny to put proper presents in the box, without the Hoover, and wrap it up. Sadly we had an unexpected bereavement, and I had to abandon the plan. At half eleven at night she tries to lighten the mood and asks for her pressie.... I gave her the Hoover, fortunately she was understanding. Its the thought that counts.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My mother-in-law once gave me a lovely jumper with one of those plug sink strainer type things wrapped up in it!
I was slightly bemused and quite relieved when she exclaimed "oh that's where it got to " and it turned out it had been added to the parcel in error! |
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A bottle of Versace blue jeans for men from my sister, doesn't sound like a bad Christmas present but considering I was there when she unwrapped it as her birthday present a month earlier from her mother in law that'd bought the wrong one...... |
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over a year ago
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My friend bought me what not to wear book by trinny and susannah bearing in mind her dress sense left a lot to be desired. I recycled it and gave it back to her for het birthday the following year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A brown chrsanthemum plant
A plastic jewellery box
Avon shite
Pringle socks in a gift box
A handbag... Clearly a free gift with a bottle of perfume but without the perfume!!;
There's more... |
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once year I got twenty of those little packets of tissues and a jar of baby food, the same year my mum got two huge packets of disposable razors that you could literally only do one line with. not sure which one was less impressed |
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