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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Men, do you struggle with normal every day tasks?
Do you forget routes when driving or get lost easily?
Do you forget how to put the toilet seat down?
Or do you need help figuring out how to get a new Stanley knife out of its packaging for 10 minutes?
Solution?
Ask a woman!
We can guide you on the things that need doing, we can question why you randomly drive down a wrong lane on a journey you know like the back of your hand, and how to ask directions when you refuse to admit your lost, we can remind you how the toilet seat goes back down. And we can also open the Stanley knife packaging in seconds because we know to look at the 'tear' area and slide the plastic that they place inside it out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now now - apparently Obi is one of these rare gems who remembers to put
the loo seat UP when necessary. As I keep saying - you can't be perfect
ALL the time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obi's doing well with the DIY then "
He's spent about 20 mins just getting stuff out the packaging
Plus the 10 minutes silence after the Stanley knife incident 
Stress levels have risen slightly so its fag break time! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont have trouble with driving on routes. Women have trouble with round abouts and parking.
How about women leave the seat up for a change? Must be annoying with piss all over the seat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Obi's doing well with the DIY then
He's spent about 20 mins just getting stuff out the packaging
Plus the 10 minutes silence after the Stanley knife incident
Stress levels have risen slightly so its fag break time!"
Has he started swearing yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Obi's doing well with the DIY then
He's spent about 20 mins just getting stuff out the packaging
Plus the 10 minutes silence after the Stanley knife incident
Stress levels have risen slightly so its fag break time!"
So you thought you'd ease the tension by telling us lot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Obi's doing well with the DIY then
He's spent about 20 mins just getting stuff out the packaging
Plus the 10 minutes silence after the Stanley knife incident
Stress levels have risen slightly so its fag break time!
So you thought you'd ease the tension by telling us lot "
And why not tell us I could do with a laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Obi's doing well with the DIY then
He's spent about 20 mins just getting stuff out the packaging
Plus the 10 minutes silence after the Stanley knife incident
Stress levels have risen slightly so its fag break time!
So you thought you'd ease the tension by telling us lot
And why not tell us I could do with a laugh "
exactly minnie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obi's doing well with the DIY then
He's spent about 20 mins just getting stuff out the packaging
Plus the 10 minutes silence after the Stanley knife incident
Stress levels have risen slightly so its fag break time!
So you thought you'd ease the tension by telling us lot
And why not tell us I could do with a laugh
exactly minnie "
I can just imagine obi ranting and raving ans that is before het starts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obi's doing well with the DIY then
He's spent about 20 mins just getting stuff out the packaging
Plus the 10 minutes silence after the Stanley knife incident
Stress levels have risen slightly so its fag break time!
So you thought you'd ease the tension by telling us lot
And why not tell us I could do with a laugh "
Nothing wrong with adding a bit of fuel to the fire
Besides, the more I do stuff like this the better the 'revenge' he will give me tonight when we test out the new furniture 
Oh - and yes the swearing has started slightly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obi's doing well with the DIY then
He's spent about 20 mins just getting stuff out the packaging
Plus the 10 minutes silence after the Stanley knife incident
Stress levels have risen slightly so its fag break time!
So you thought you'd ease the tension by telling us lot
And why not tell us I could do with a laugh
Nothing wrong with adding a bit of fuel to the fire
Besides, the more I do stuff like this the better the 'revenge' he will give me tonight when we test out the new furniture
Oh - and yes the swearing has started slightly "
Well you carry on with it the revenge willbe wworth it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obi's doing well with the DIY then
He's spent about 20 mins just getting stuff out the packaging
Plus the 10 minutes silence after the Stanley knife incident
Stress levels have risen slightly so its fag break time!
So you thought you'd ease the tension by telling us lot
And why not tell us I could do with a laugh
Nothing wrong with adding a bit of fuel to the fire
Besides, the more I do stuff like this the better the 'revenge' he will give me tonight when we test out the new furniture
Oh - and yes the swearing has started slightly
Well you carry on with it the revenge willbe wworth it "
Not sure my arse will agree after |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obi's doing well with the DIY then
He's spent about 20 mins just getting stuff out the packaging
Plus the 10 minutes silence after the Stanley knife incident
Stress levels have risen slightly so its fag break time!
So you thought you'd ease the tension by telling us lot
And why not tell us I could do with a laugh
Nothing wrong with adding a bit of fuel to the fire
Besides, the more I do stuff like this the better the 'revenge' he will give me tonight when we test out the new furniture
Oh - and yes the swearing has started slightly "
thats if he puts it all together, which by the sound of it is looking less likely, might be easier to take your punishment on the boxes tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Obi's doing well with the DIY then
He's spent about 20 mins just getting stuff out the packaging
Plus the 10 minutes silence after the Stanley knife incident
Stress levels have risen slightly so its fag break time!
So you thought you'd ease the tension by telling us lot
And why not tell us I could do with a laugh
Nothing wrong with adding a bit of fuel to the fire
Besides, the more I do stuff like this the better the 'revenge' he will give me tonight when we test out the new furniture
Oh - and yes the swearing has started slightly
Well you carry on with it the revenge willbe wworth it
Not sure my arse will agree after "
That's afterward don't worry about it anyway he might still be there putting it together at midnight lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obi's doing well with the DIY then
He's spent about 20 mins just getting stuff out the packaging
Plus the 10 minutes silence after the Stanley knife incident
Stress levels have risen slightly so its fag break time!
So you thought you'd ease the tension by telling us lot
And why not tell us I could do with a laugh
Nothing wrong with adding a bit of fuel to the fire
Besides, the more I do stuff like this the better the 'revenge' he will give me tonight when we test out the new furniture
Oh - and yes the swearing has started slightly
Well you carry on with it the revenge willbe wworth it
Not sure my arse will agree after
That's afterward don't worry about it anyway he might still be there putting it together at midnight lol "
The furniture itself is already assembled, its the 'adjustments' he's making to it!
Photos will be up later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obi's doing well with the DIY then
He's spent about 20 mins just getting stuff out the packaging
Plus the 10 minutes silence after the Stanley knife incident
Stress levels have risen slightly so its fag break time!
So you thought you'd ease the tension by telling us lot
And why not tell us I could do with a laugh
Nothing wrong with adding a bit of fuel to the fire
Besides, the more I do stuff like this the better the 'revenge' he will give me tonight when we test out the new furniture
Oh - and yes the swearing has started slightly
Well you carry on with it the revenge willbe wworth it
Not sure my arse will agree after
That's afterward don't worry about it anyway he might still be there putting it together at midnight lol
The furniture itself is already assembled, its the 'adjustments' he's making to it!
Photos will be up later"
Will look forward to seeing them |
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"Men, do you struggle with normal every day tasks?
Do you forget routes when driving or get lost easily?
Do you forget how to put the toilet seat down?
Or do you need help figuring out how to get a new Stanley knife out of its packaging for 10 minutes?
Solution?
Ask a woman!
We can guide you on the things that need doing, we can question why you randomly drive down a wrong lane on a journey you know like the back of your hand, and how to ask directions when you refuse to admit your lost, we can remind you how the toilet seat goes back down. And we can also open the Stanley knife packaging in seconds because we know to look at the 'tear' area and slide the plastic that they place inside it out "
No, no, nope and no....
I'm happy to have some guidance, however, I've not met a woman who can read a map yet. Haha!
Haha! Asking for directions?!?! Never! I'm male.
I don't forget the mechanics of the toilet seat, its just that I expect the woman to lift it up after she's finished. 
As for the knife, you're guy must just be sleepy!
Xxxx |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
I can paint and decorate, and have done up all my houses but this one - I pay people now. No problems driving, parking, and finding my way - have navigated myself round Europe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obi's doing well with the DIY then
He's spent about 20 mins just getting stuff out the packaging
Plus the 10 minutes silence after the Stanley knife incident
Stress levels have risen slightly so its fag break time!
So you thought you'd ease the tension by telling us lot
And why not tell us I could do with a laugh
Nothing wrong with adding a bit of fuel to the fire
Besides, the more I do stuff like this the better the 'revenge' he will give me tonight when we test out the new furniture
Oh - and yes the swearing has started slightly
Well you carry on with it the revenge willbe wworth it
Not sure my arse will agree after
That's afterward don't worry about it anyway he might still be there putting it together at midnight lol
The furniture itself is already assembled, its the 'adjustments' he's making to it!
Photos will be up later"
What of the furniture that's a bit tame for you two |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men, do you struggle with normal every day tasks?
Do you forget routes when driving or get lost easily?
Do you forget how to put the toilet seat down?
Or do you need help figuring out how to get a new Stanley knife out of its packaging for 10 minutes?
Solution?
Ask a woman!
We can guide you on the things that need doing, we can question why you randomly drive down a wrong lane on a journey you know like the back of your hand, and how to ask directions when you refuse to admit your lost, we can remind you how the toilet seat goes back down. And we can also open the Stanley knife packaging in seconds because we know to look at the 'tear' area and slide the plastic that they place inside it out
No, no, nope and no....
I'm happy to have some guidance, however, I've not met a woman who can read a map yet. Haha!
Haha! Asking for directions?!?! Never! I'm male.
I don't forget the mechanics of the toilet seat, its just that I expect the woman to lift it up after she's finished.
As for the knife, you're guy must just be sleepy!
Xxxx"
I can read a map I did for my Duke of Edinburgh gold award |
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"I can paint and decorate, and have done up all my houses but this one - I pay people now. No problems driving, parking, and finding my way - have navigated myself round Europe. "
You're a rare one!
I've met ladies who decorate. Jeez! Drips everywhere, paint on light switches, over radiators over ceilings...... Just go and make tea in your bikini love, ill sort this. Haha!
I've also been with women drivers and it was a real eye opener. however, to be fair, one or two could actually drive.
As regards navigation, I'm yet to find a woman who can read a map or who has any sense of direction what so ever. My ex was a clever girl but didn't know where she lived on a map of the UK!
What I'd say to that is, stick to what you do best! Hahahaha!
Xxx |
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"Men, do you struggle with normal every day tasks?
Do you forget routes when driving or get lost easily?
Do you forget how to put the toilet seat down?
Or do you need help figuring out how to get a new Stanley knife out of its packaging for 10 minutes?
Solution?
Ask a woman!
We can guide you on the things that need doing, we can question why you randomly drive down a wrong lane on a journey you know like the back of your hand, and how to ask directions when you refuse to admit your lost, we can remind you how the toilet seat goes back down. And we can also open the Stanley knife packaging in seconds because we know to look at the 'tear' area and slide the plastic that they place inside it out
No, no, nope and no....
I'm happy to have some guidance, however, I've not met a woman who can read a map yet. Haha!
Haha! Asking for directions?!?! Never! I'm male.
I don't forget the mechanics of the toilet seat, its just that I expect the woman to lift it up after she's finished.
As for the knife, you're guy must just be sleepy!
Xxxx
I can read a map I did for my Duke of Edinburgh gold award "
Awwww! Good girl! Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men, do you struggle with normal every day tasks?
Do you forget routes when driving or get lost easily?
Do you forget how to put the toilet seat down?
Or do you need help figuring out how to get a new Stanley knife out of its packaging for 10 minutes?
Solution?
Ask a woman!
We can guide you on the things that need doing, we can question why you randomly drive down a wrong lane on a journey you know like the back of your hand, and how to ask directions when you refuse to admit your lost, we can remind you how the toilet seat goes back down. And we can also open the Stanley knife packaging in seconds because we know to look at the 'tear' area and slide the plastic that they place inside it out
No, no, nope and no....
I'm happy to have some guidance, however, I've not met a woman who can read a map yet. Haha!
Haha! Asking for directions?!?! Never! I'm male.
I don't forget the mechanics of the toilet seat, its just that I expect the woman to lift it up after she's finished.
As for the knife, you're guy must just be sleepy!
Xxxx
I can read a map I did for my Duke of Edinburgh gold award
Awwww! Good girl! Xxx"
Thanks plus I have decorated loads of times no paint other than were it should be and I can reverse park |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Obi's doing well with the DIY then
He's spent about 20 mins just getting stuff out the packaging
Plus the 10 minutes silence after the Stanley knife incident
Stress levels have risen slightly so its fag break time!
So you thought you'd ease the tension by telling us lot
And why not tell us I could do with a laugh
Nothing wrong with adding a bit of fuel to the fire
Besides, the more I do stuff like this the better the 'revenge' he will give me tonight when we test out the new furniture
Oh - and yes the swearing has started slightly
Well you carry on with it the revenge willbe wworth it
Not sure my arse will agree after
That's afterward don't worry about it anyway he might still be there putting it together at midnight lol
The furniture itself is already assembled, its the 'adjustments' he's making to it!
Photos will be up later
What of the furniture that's a bit tame for you two "
Wait til you've seen the modifications! Ikea flat pack - this is not! |
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"Men, do you struggle with normal every day tasks?
Do you forget routes when driving or get lost easily?
Do you forget how to put the toilet seat down?
Or do you need help figuring out how to get a new Stanley knife out of its packaging for 10 minutes?
Solution?
Ask a woman!
We can guide you on the things that need doing, we can question why you randomly drive down a wrong lane on a journey you know like the back of your hand, and how to ask directions when you refuse to admit your lost, we can remind you how the toilet seat goes back down. And we can also open the Stanley knife packaging in seconds because we know to look at the 'tear' area and slide the plastic that they place inside it out
No, no, nope and no....
I'm happy to have some guidance, however, I've not met a woman who can read a map yet. Haha!
Haha! Asking for directions?!?! Never! I'm male.
I don't forget the mechanics of the toilet seat, its just that I expect the woman to lift it up after she's finished.
As for the knife, you're guy must just be sleepy!
Xxxx
I can read a map I did for my Duke of Edinburgh gold award
Awwww! Good girl! Xxx
Thanks plus I have decorated loads of times no paint other than were it should be and I can reverse park "
I just looked at your pics... you're definitely female... Hmmm. You must just be gifted! Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men, do you struggle with normal every day tasks?
Do you forget routes when driving or get lost easily?
Do you forget how to put the toilet seat down?
Or do you need help figuring out how to get a new Stanley knife out of its packaging for 10 minutes?
Solution?
Ask a woman!
We can guide you on the things that need doing, we can question why you randomly drive down a wrong lane on a journey you know like the back of your hand, and how to ask directions when you refuse to admit your lost, we can remind you how the toilet seat goes back down. And we can also open the Stanley knife packaging in seconds because we know to look at the 'tear' area and slide the plastic that they place inside it out
No, no, nope and no....
I'm happy to have some guidance, however, I've not met a woman who can read a map yet. Haha!
Haha! Asking for directions?!?! Never! I'm male.
I don't forget the mechanics of the toilet seat, its just that I expect the woman to lift it up after she's finished.
As for the knife, you're guy must just be sleepy!
Xxxx
I can read a map I did for my Duke of Edinburgh gold award
Awwww! Good girl! Xxx
Thanks plus I have decorated loads of times no paint other than were it should be and I can reverse park
I just looked at your pics... you're definitely female... Hmmm. You must just be gifted! Xxx"
Yes definitely female lol xx |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I can paint and decorate, and have done up all my houses but this one - I pay people now. No problems driving, parking, and finding my way - have navigated myself round Europe.
You're a rare one!
I've met ladies who decorate. Jeez! Drips everywhere, paint on light switches, over radiators over ceilings...... Just go and make tea in your bikini love, ill sort this. Haha!
I've also been with women drivers and it was a real eye opener. however, to be fair, one or two could actually drive.
As regards navigation, I'm yet to find a woman who can read a map or who has any sense of direction what so ever. My ex was a clever girl but didn't know where she lived on a map of the UK!
What I'd say to that is, stick to what you do best! Hahahaha!
Xxx"
I've driven in 12 different countries. Driven left and right hand drive - both maual and automatic. Have driven around 28 different types of vehicle from a tiny Smart car to a Sprinter van, and from a 1 ltr to a V12.
My ex's dad was a painter and decorator and taught me a few things in terms of decorating. And map reading is hardly rocket science. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men, do you struggle with normal every day tasks?
Do you forget routes when driving or get lost easily?
Do you forget how to put the toilet seat down?
Or do you need help figuring out how to get a new Stanley knife out of its packaging for 10 minutes?
Solution?
Ask a woman!
We can guide you on the things that need doing, we can question why you randomly drive down a wrong lane on a journey you know like the back of your hand, and how to ask directions when you refuse to admit your lost, we can remind you how the toilet seat goes back down. And we can also open the Stanley knife packaging in seconds because we know to look at the 'tear' area and slide the plastic that they place inside it out
No, no, nope and no....
I'm happy to have some guidance, however, I've not met a woman who can read a map yet. Haha!
Haha! Asking for directions?!?! Never! I'm male.
I don't forget the mechanics of the toilet seat, its just that I expect the woman to lift it up after she's finished.
As for the knife, you're guy must just be sleepy!
Xxxx
I can read a map I did for my Duke of Edinburgh gold award
Awwww! Good girl! Xxx
Thanks plus I have decorated loads of times no paint other than were it should be and I can reverse park
I just looked at your pics... you're definitely female... Hmmm. You must just be gifted! Xxx
Yes definitely female lol xx"
My daughter always tells me off for 'bloke parking' (reversing into a space) x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men, do you struggle with normal every day tasks?
Do you forget routes when driving or get lost easily?
Do you forget how to put the toilet seat down?
Or do you need help figuring out how to get a new Stanley knife out of its packaging for 10 minutes?
Solution?
Ask a woman!
We can guide you on the things that need doing, we can question why you randomly drive down a wrong lane on a journey you know like the back of your hand, and how to ask directions when you refuse to admit your lost, we can remind you how the toilet seat goes back down. And we can also open the Stanley knife packaging in seconds because we know to look at the 'tear' area and slide the plastic that they place inside it out
No, no, nope and no....
I'm happy to have some guidance, however, I've not met a woman who can read a map yet. Haha!
Haha! Asking for directions?!?! Never! I'm male.
I don't forget the mechanics of the toilet seat, its just that I expect the woman to lift it up after she's finished.
As for the knife, you're guy must just be sleepy!
Xxxx
I can read a map I did for my Duke of Edinburgh gold award
Awwww! Good girl! Xxx
Thanks plus I have decorated loads of times no paint other than were it should be and I can reverse park
I just looked at your pics... you're definitely female... Hmmm. You must just be gifted! Xxx
Yes definitely female lol xx
My daughter always tells me off for 'bloke parking' (reversing into a space) x"
It's the only way I can park lol xx |
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"Men, do you struggle with normal every day tasks?
Do you forget routes when driving or get lost easily?
Do you forget how to put the toilet seat down?
Or do you need help figuring out how to get a new Stanley knife out of its packaging for 10 minutes?
Solution?
Ask a woman!
We can guide you on the things that need doing, we can question why you randomly drive down a wrong lane on a journey you know like the back of your hand, and how to ask directions when you refuse to admit your lost, we can remind you how the toilet seat goes back down. And we can also open the Stanley knife packaging in seconds because we know to look at the 'tear' area and slide the plastic that they place inside it out "
Sometimes I do struggle.
I always lift the seat up when going and put it back after and any rare spillages are cleaned up once I finish going. If I have been there before I never forget a route or going back the way I came. However I am poor at going to the same place different ways or to new places  . Also sometimes on packaging the test bit doesn't work, so use teeth, lol. As of household chores I can hold my own as I know how everything works and can get stuff myself. |
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