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over a year ago
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I made contact with a girl on here yesterday & she sent her messages & I saw her photos she sent & I thought wow she's a stunning blonde. She liked my photo's & we quickly got to speak on the phone. We were on for ages, 3 times & she sounds great. She, like I, would like to be in a swinging relationship too.
However I don't want to get too carried away before I even meet her. I've been on Fab years & it's rare that you get to meet someone where you both click & have so much in common. So for the sake of my sanity I don't want to like her & then be let down.
So, also in the interests of comedy & seeing who's got the funniest joke about "What's wrong with her" what's the best answer? I'll start, I have no proof whatsoever but I reckon she might have haemorrhoids. What else can be afflicting her? What could possibly go wrong now?  |
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"I made contact with a girl on here yesterday & she sent her messages & I saw her photos she sent & I thought wow she's a stunning blonde. She liked my photo's & we quickly got to speak on the phone. We were on for ages, 3 times & she sounds great. She, like I, would like to be in a swinging relationship too.
However I don't want to get too carried away before I even meet her. I've been on Fab years & it's rare that you get to meet someone where you both click & have so much in common. So for the sake of my sanity I don't want to like her & then be let down.
So, also in the interests of comedy & seeing who's got the funniest joke about "What's wrong with her" what's the best answer? I'll start, I have no proof whatsoever but I reckon she might have haemorrhoids. What else can be afflicting her? What could possibly go wrong now? "
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"I made contact with a girl on here yesterday & she sent her messages & I saw her photos she sent & I thought wow she's a stunning blonde. She liked my photo's & we quickly got to speak on the phone. We were on for ages, 3 times & she sounds great. She, like I, would like to be in a swinging relationship too.
However I don't want to get too carried away before I even meet her. I've been on Fab years & it's rare that you get to meet someone where you both click & have so much in common. So for the sake of my sanity I don't want to like her & then be let down.
So, also in the interests of comedy & seeing who's got the funniest joke about "What's wrong with her" what's the best answer? I'll start, I have no proof whatsoever but I reckon she might have haemorrhoids. What else can be afflicting her? What could possibly go wrong now?
She could read this?"
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"I made contact with a girl on here yesterday & she sent her messages & I saw her photos she sent & I thought wow she's a stunning blonde. She liked my photo's & we quickly got to speak on the phone. We were on for ages, 3 times & she sounds great. She, like I, would like to be in a swinging relationship too.
However I don't want to get too carried away before I even meet her. I've been on Fab years & it's rare that you get to meet someone where you both click & have so much in common. So for the sake of my sanity I don't want to like her & then be let down.
So, also in the interests of comedy & seeing who's got the funniest joke about "What's wrong with her" what's the best answer? I'll start, I have no proof whatsoever but I reckon she might have haemorrhoids. What else can be afflicting her? What could possibly go wrong now?
She could read this?"
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Yes she could, and she'll laugh her head off! It's the sense of humour she has & like me, doesn't take herself too seriously. But the real angle of the humour is about my bad-luck rather than about her. It's just a bit of fun. Besides I'm not saying who it is anyway & she doesn't come on the forums.
I wonder if she's cross-eyed?  |
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But it's all fake; hair, boobs, eyelashes. It all comes off.
My name's really Trevor. 
