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The Poultry Sacrificial Act 1989
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The Hairy Poultry Clause (Clause 89, subsection A of the Poultry Sacrificial Act 1989) states that porcus conversion may not take place without prior authorisation from the massive forearmed cartoon character Popeye. And for that authorisation to not be unreasonably with held unless the persons state of mind is not fit to comprehend the satisfaction of a whole chicken or two.
...just thought i'd share the latest proposal going through the chicken farm parliament.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't there a bird called foul? Or is it fowl? Fown guinea or something like that. They would taste nice i bet.
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Fowl is a word for birds in general but usually refers to birds belonging to one of two biological orders, namely the gamefowl or landfowl and the waterfowl |
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"Isn't there a bird called foul? Or is it fowl? Fown guinea or something like that. They would taste nice i bet.
Game birds tend not to be like chicken."
Pheasant is the nicest but a very strong flavor compared to chicken. x |
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"Isn't there a bird called foul? Or is it fowl? Fown guinea or something like that. They would taste nice i bet.
Game birds tend not to be like chicken.
Pheasant is the nicest but a very strong flavor compared to chicken. x"
Tried pheasant once, i liked it, it didnt like me. NEVER eatin it again!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Isn't there a bird called foul? Or is it fowl? Fown guinea or something like that. They would taste nice i bet.
Game birds tend not to be like chicken.
Pheasant is the nicest but a very strong flavor compared to chicken. x
Tried pheasant once, i liked it, it didnt like me. NEVER eatin it again!!! "
It can upset tummies if you're not used to eating it x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think for the sake of research we should find a peacock somewhere and EAT it! Muhahahahah
I'd get a dead one if I were you - vicious, scary things."
I'd flutter my eye lashes at them...that should do the trick shouldn't it?
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"I think for the sake of research we should find a peacock somewhere and EAT it! Muhahahahah
I'd get a dead one if I were you - vicious, scary things.
I'd flutter my eye lashes at them...that should do the trick shouldn't it?
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I think they rival geese for their viciousness. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think for the sake of research we should find a peacock somewhere and EAT it! Muhahahahah
I'd get a dead one if I were you - vicious, scary things.
I'd flutter my eye lashes at them...that should do the trick shouldn't it?
I think they rival geese for their viciousness."
Oooh. I could eat one of those too lol.
...erm, have you got the direct line for London Zoo? There's bound to be some peacock bored to death in that place.
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