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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
It has been a very long time since anyone chatted me up.
I did laugh listening to Desert Island Discs this morning with Ed Milliband. For one of his record choices he introduced it by saying "even more cheeeeese" in a Wallace voice.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I use
excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
no
Enough to break the ice, can I buy you a drink? 
pretty good success rate if im honest"
I like this one! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"It has been a very long time since anyone chatted me up.
I did laugh listening to Desert Island Discs this morning with Ed Milliband. For one of his record choices he introduced it by saying "even more cheeeeese" in a Wallace voice. "
Gives secret handshake to fellow Home Service listener. Now please tell me you read Private Eye, too?
Cheesy lines - a friend of mine when we were both out on the pull would always invent a spurious career for himself and pretend to be a stuntman or an astronaut to impress the ladies. My job was to remember all this shit and help him crowbar it into the conversation whilst keeping a straight face  |
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I pretended to be my mates italian cousin once on a night out.
Luckily none of the girls we spoke to could speak italian, lord knows what i was saying...
Funniest bit was when we left i shouted over see ya later girls in my best northern accent
Suffice to say it never resulted in any bedroom fun but we had a laugh. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're like my big toe, I'm gonna end up banging you on my bedroom cupboard tonight"
I've had that 3 times in a message on here. From a married guy, the same married guy all 3 times! I ended up blocking him! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Have you used it or had it used?
I think i used it once in a nightclub lol"
Did it work? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When i was at uni up in the toon i roomed with a cockney. He had a load of his mates stay one weekend when spurs were up there playing the mighty mags. I spread a rumour in the night club some spurs players were in.geordie lasses fell for it hook line and sinker and they all pulled |
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