please amuse me,

By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My van has broken down

and I ve a half hour before the clever people come to fix it,

I know I m a bloke but the mechanical bits confuse me,

I ll nod my head and make appropriate noises in a knowing manner,, as men do when they Don t want to appear as they dont know these things

By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

when they turn up tell them you think its the doobrie watsit come adrift from the flange bearing..

they may think your a bit bonkers and do the job sharpish..

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask them to make sure they check the flux capacitor on the car. Not many people know this is actually a car part

The mechanics will respect you for it

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or the bleed nipple is broken ... Fancy a car having nipples

By *o1mrtlcMan over a year ago

cannock

Tell him you think the thrust bearing has gone

By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Its not my day,,

I ve a busy day today as I m in the hospital tomorrow ( double sympathy please,) if not sympathy any ladies wish to bestow a shag on me

, it might be the last chance you get ladies,,, ,,;-)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask them to inspect your gangle pin

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put on a funny accent and keep saying pumpo pumpo

They'll just think your a simpleton though

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its not my day,,

I ve a busy day today as I m in the hospital tomorrow ( double sympathy please,) if not sympathy any ladies wish to bestow a shag on me

, it might be the last chance you get ladies,,, ,,;-)

as the mechanic for a shag? win/win?