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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

In the wake of the plethora (big word that when your tea is still going down) rate and fuck, suck, avoid threads,

you now have your chance to rate or snog or avoid my imaginary Ostrich called Aethelbald.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pluck!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Change his mentality.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But, I'd like an ostrich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where is it? It's not burying his head in the sand is it?

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Mmmmmm Ostrich drumsticks

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Sorry I only befriend chickens.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is it? It's not burying his head in the sand is it?

I don't think it's for rhea-l

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prefure cocks;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Narky f@*$/^@ ostriches! Got bitten by one once. Avoid avoid!

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

He is a very friendly imaginary Ostrich, unless he is just pretending,

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Race !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna poach it and cross breed it with the angry emu I have here with no friends

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Pluck some of it's feathers to make a large fan then out on a burlesque show for he larger lady lovers

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Strewth! A struthious thread.

Avoid at all costs.

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My imaginary Ostrich could get upset with these comments. Ever since he watched Rod Hull and Emu the other day he's refused to let me stand behind him

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Stuff !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My imaginary Ostrich could get upset with these comments. Ever since he watched Rod Hull and Emu the other day he's refused to let me stand behind him

Stop holding the lubricant them x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My imaginary Ostrich could get upset with these comments. Ever since he watched Rod Hull and Emu the other day he's refused to let me stand behind him

Reported and blocked, moved on.

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

Isn't bestiality and discussions of bestiality against forum rules?