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My name is '....' and I own a onesie!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok folks!
Welcome to 'Onesies Anonymous' - your chance to come clean and own up to owning (and one assumes wearing occasionally or frequently) a onesie!
So post away - no requirement to say what style (but feel free to give us all a giggle)
I'll get the ball rolling.
My name is Obi. And as of a week or so ago - I own a onesie. In fact two. And both will be appearing at a certain club in the coming months.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have just ordered ourselves one each ... Only as we have a 40th funny onesie party next weekend .. Elmo & the Cookie Monster , I bet we are the only ones that are stupid enough to turn up in one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We have just ordered ourselves one each ... Only as we have a 40th funny onesie party next weekend .. Elmo & the Cookie Monster , I bet we are the only ones that are stupid enough to turn up in one "
Now they sound interesting!
Might be worth uploading a pic of you both!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A dinosaur, lobster and pikachu. No shame 
Obviously not! 
My name is jez and I have never, do not, and will never own a onesie. Ever."
you can borrow my dinosaur, it has a tail and everything. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Never owned one never tried one on...id look like a telebubbie "
Only if it had a bald head! lol
*teletubbie - if you're reading this - the voices in my head made me post this!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never owned one never tried one on...id look like a telebubbie
Only if it had a bald head! lol
*teletubbie - if you're reading this - the voices in my head made me post this! "
Say oh ohhhhh |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"A dinosaur, lobster and pikachu. No shame
Obviously not!
My name is jez and I have never, do not, and will never own a onesie. Ever.
you can borrow my dinosaur, it has a tail and everything."
What colour is it?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I guess anatomically onesies are more men- than woman-friendly.
A friend bought me one two xmasses ago - went straight to Save the Children (onesie, not friend) |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Some say I watch too much top gear,,
and that if I wore a white onesie with my helmet on show I d look like tw*t,, all we do know. is that the only cool looking bloke Wearing a onesie is the stig,, |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obi, you are shameless. On that basis I refer you to the petition started last week for you to post a picture of you in your onesie."
I've given in........it'll be up later! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have them, and are going to onesie party tomorrow night at new paradise to look foolish with all other sexy onesie owners"
Well good for you have fun!
It's all fun... Can't be bothered with the ohhh I couldn't possibly wear that brigade |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Obi, you are shameless. On that basis I refer you to the petition started last week for you to post a picture of you in your onesie.
I've given in........it'll be up later! "
You need to take one down then to keep the yin yang of the 69. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obi, you are shameless. On that basis I refer you to the petition started last week for you to post a picture of you in your onesie.
I've given in........it'll be up later!
You need to take one down then to keep the yin yang of the 69."
I'll just shift one to friends only! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obi, you are shameless. On that basis I refer you to the petition started last week for you to post a picture of you in your onesie.
I've given in........it'll be up later!
You need to take one down then to keep the yin yang of the 69.
I'll just shift one to friends only! "
Can you let me know when it's up cos otherwise I'm going to be a stalker |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Obi, you are shameless. On that basis I refer you to the petition started last week for you to post a picture of you in your onesie.
I've given in........it'll be up later!
You need to take one down then to keep the yin yang of the 69.
I'll just shift one to friends only! "
Not my favourite, please. We're not friends. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obi, you are shameless. On that basis I refer you to the petition started last week for you to post a picture of you in your onesie.
I've given in........it'll be up later!
You need to take one down then to keep the yin yang of the 69.
I'll just shift one to friends only!
Not my favourite, please. We're not friends."
The evil deed is done! |
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"Obi, you are shameless. On that basis I refer you to the petition started last week for you to post a picture of you in your onesie.
I've given in........it'll be up later!
You need to take one down then to keep the yin yang of the 69.
I'll just shift one to friends only!
Not my favourite, please. We're not friends.
The evil deed is done! "
Ooooh hello prancer or is it dancer? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Obi, you are shameless. On that basis I refer you to the petition started last week for you to post a picture of you in your onesie.
I've given in........it'll be up later!
You need to take one down then to keep the yin yang of the 69.
I'll just shift one to friends only!
Not my favourite, please. We're not friends.
The evil deed is done! "
And you kept the 69 and my favourite picture. I hate to say it but you suit a onesie.   |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Hello, my name is Bambi and I want to own a onesie but they don't make them for very short people  "
You are short and thin enough to get a child's one. You may have to leave the chest unzipped though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello, my name is Bambi and I want to own a onesie but they don't make them for very short people
You are short and thin enough to get a child's one. You may have to leave the chest unzipped though."
Was just going to say the same!!
*and the kids get better choices too! |
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"Hello, my name is Bambi and I want to own a onesie but they don't make them for very short people
You are short and thin enough to get a child's one. You may have to leave the chest unzipped though.
Was just going to say the same!!
*and the kids get better choices too! "
I'm a bit dim! Never thought of looking in the kids section...shoooopppping tomorrow xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name is Annabella and I have a Panda onesie..it has a big round white patch in the middle with pockets so i can carry my purse whilst shopping round Tesco  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Some of them are cute but they're too popular so I wouldn't have one now on those grounds alone.
Plus I would also look like a tellietubbie.
Not going to happen*
(Unless it's skintight and latex) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am Feebs and I am a onesie wea
rer, a regular wearer too. I have 2 onesies and both of them are Minnie Mouse; both slighty different.
I also have a collection of fleecy pj's. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I am Feebs and I am a onesie wea
rer, a regular wearer too. I have 2 onesies and both of them are Minnie Mouse; both slighty different.
I also have a collection of fleecy pj's. "
How is Minnie Mouse different on the onesies?
If there is a Betty Boop one in my size with a nipped in waist and a way to go to the toilet then I might consider it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello, my name is Bambi and I want to own a onesie but they don't make them for very short people "
I am only 5ft tall and i have then. i just wear fluffy socks over the feet part. You are in denial if you are making excuses, where theres a will theres a way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have just ordered ourselves one each ... Only as we have a 40th funny onesie party next weekend .. Elmo & the Cookie Monster , I bet we are the only ones that are stupid enough to turn up in one
Now they sound interesting!
Might be worth uploading a pic of you both! "
dunno about that lol |
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I don't like them at all
They look horrible and are to warm and what a performance going to the toilet
I agree its just an adults babygro without the opening
I can understand people wanting to wear the round the house but why would anyone want to go out in one..NOoooooooooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wanted one but didn't want to get undressed when needing a wee. So I went for bunny rabbit fleecy pjs. They have a hood with ears. Pic in private. Sod it will add as avatar for a bit x |
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I bet I was the very first to own a Onesie/ baby grow. I had a pale blue stretchy toweling one back in 1969. Mums house had no heating..Ohhh it was cold when you needed to go loo .Need one with FLAPS !
If I knew how to scribble out faces I would post one of me and my boys 3 years ago all in Elvis suits one Christmas.. haha! oh lord.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I bet I was the very first to own a Onesie/ baby grow. I had a pale blue stretchy toweling one back in 1969. Mums house had no heating..Ohhh it was cold when you needed to go loo .Need one with FLAPS !
If I knew how to scribble out faces I would post one of me and my boys 3 years ago all in Elvis suits one Christmas.. haha! oh lord. "
You are always a trendsetter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bought my ex one, black and white camo. I kept it, as I wore it more than he did, its now communal and long since had a hole, cut out of the crotch area, as it was always to cold to strip to the waste. I've not wore it for ages, but a few other peeps have  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I bought my ex one, black and white camo. I kept it, as I wore it more than he did, its now communal and long since had a hole, cut out of the crotch area, as it was always to cold to strip to the waste. I've not wore it for ages, but a few other peeps have "
That raises the question of undies under a onesie - what's the deal?
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I didnt wear anything under it as it was only used when going to bed I used to wear a pair of thick socks and my step dads xtra large sweater on top and have two hotwater bottles at that time..
lickety yes..  this is true |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I bought my ex one, black and white camo. I kept it, as I wore it more than he did, its now communal and long since had a hole, cut out of the crotch area, as it was always to cold to strip to the waste. I've not wore it for ages, but a few other peeps have
That raises the question of undies under a onesie - what's the deal?
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I don't wear it any longer, but nope didn't wear kecks under it, the same way I don't if I wear pj's or no longer need them to keep tights up. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
My name is Licketysplits and I now own a zebra onesie
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nightie
Not for sleeping in but for keeping warm in the evenings or when I am working from home with the heating off.
I blame Obi. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I blame Obi.
Usually works for me
I don't have quite the same leverage.
I wonder what my zebra nightie (no toilet problems for me) will look like with my zebra shoes?"
If you wear it to the Circus social, rather red with all the lions, tigers and bears coming! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am Mark and I own a star wars stormtrooper one.
I know I should feel better for 'fessing up but I still have a nagging twinge of guilt for wearing it. And yes, there is no flap for access to my 'blaster'* but then that does mean I answer natures call über quick on cold nights.
*as every fellow anorak knows stormtroopers were never issued lightsabres, so there goes that innuendo |
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"My name is Licketysplits and I now own a zebra onesie
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nightie
Not for sleeping in but for keeping warm in the evenings or when I am working from home with the heating off.
I blame Obi."
I have a Zebra slanket .. stoopid thing..it strobes on cam and looks like a hospital gown with no back. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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I have a Zebra slanket .. stoopid thing..it strobes on cam and looks like a hospital gown with no back. "
I was given a slanket last Christmas but the child who have it to me used it more than I did s it's his now. |
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"I am Mark and I own a star wars stormtrooper one.
I know I should feel better for 'fessing up but I still have a nagging twinge of guilt for wearing it. And yes, there is no flap for access to my 'blaster'* but then that does mean I answer natures call über quick on cold nights.
*as every fellow anorak knows stormtroopers were never issued lightsabres, so there goes that innuendo"
No one was issued with a light sabre. A Jedi makes his own. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I haven't got one. I feel like I am missing out but I have an addictive personality and it could get very ugly! I can just imagine starting out wearing it occasionally, you know just to be social ...before you know it I'm doing it alone. .......it's ok I can handle it.....it's only the one. Before you know it I'll be outside your local M and S selling The Big Issue in a onesie! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am Mark and I own a star wars stormtrooper one.
I know I should feel better for 'fessing up but I still have a nagging twinge of guilt for wearing it. And yes, there is no flap for access to my 'blaster'* but then that does mean I answer natures call über quick on cold nights.
*as every fellow anorak knows stormtroopers were never issued lightsabres, so there goes that innuendo
No one was issued with a light sabre. A Jedi makes his own. "
Well I didn't want to get too far into the realms of Anorak did I? I'm in deep enough as it is. (Words I seldom say normally ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My family has decided to make this a tradition and have gone out and purchased onesies for out Christmas pictures!  needless to say I don't know if I'm happy about this at all lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just hope your all thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.
You will burn in hell if you keep wearing them. Take them outside, now, and set fire to them all. Don't give them away to charity, that would be like pissing in the soup at the Salvation Army. Please....for the sake of your families, get rid of them. Unless you want to look like a twa.....sorry...great big baby. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have one, last years BAD xmas prezzie that's stuffed at the back of the wardrobe somewhere...  "
Get it out n get it on woman
I have a fab American flag one it has a hood and everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have one, last years BAD xmas prezzie that's stuffed at the back of the wardrobe somewhere...
Get it out n get it on woman
I have a fab American flag one it has a hood and everything "
Now see if I had one like that I would wear it, but not the one my mother bought me, I'd look like a giant teddy bear ffs... It's very in your face PINK! haha |
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"Ok folks!
Welcome to 'Onesies Anonymous' - your chance to come clean and own up to owning (and one assumes wearing occasionally or frequently) a onesie!
So post away - no requirement to say what style (but feel free to give us all a giggle)
I'll get the ball rolling.
My name is Obi. And as of a week or so ago - I own a onesie. In fact two. And both will be appearing at a certain club in the coming months. "
Say it isn't so!
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Ok folks!
Welcome to 'Onesies Anonymous' - your chance to come clean and own up to owning (and one assumes wearing occasionally or frequently) a onesie!
So post away - no requirement to say what style (but feel free to give us all a giggle)
I'll get the ball rolling.
My name is Obi. And as of a week or so ago - I own a onesie. In fact two. And both will be appearing at a certain club in the coming months.
Say it isn't so!
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I understand he has already exposed his Rudolf.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok folks!
Welcome to 'Onesies Anonymous' - your chance to come clean and own up to owning (and one assumes wearing occasionally or frequently) a onesie!
So post away - no requirement to say what style (but feel free to give us all a giggle)
I'll get the ball rolling.
My name is Obi. And as of a week or so ago - I own a onesie. In fact two. And both will be appearing at a certain club in the coming months. "
A lady I work with wears onesies. She is 31. She has no partner ! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The more I see the more I resolve myself never to wear one!!!
What about the penguin?
What penguin?"
Sorry, it's Minxie that is going to be a penguin.
I had visions of you and letsbe in matching penguin onesies.
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but not a ghey one though,,,