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Rant! (Well more of a grumble)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is
'What you looking for?'
From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.  "
Drives me mad that one too. |
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"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is
'What you looking for?'
From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies. "
I usually tell them 'my purse' or 'my keys' .... I often lose one or the other of them... so it's usually true |
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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago
Batley... (near Leeds) |
"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is
'What you looking for?'
From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies. "
Yeah next time you get asked that just say you're blind so you're looking for your white stick!!... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is
'What you looking for?'
From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies. "
lol, I can be guilty of that, but I mean in a percific way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is
'What you looking for?'
From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies. "
The holy grail?
Lord Lucan?
A live dodo?
A night with Willabooby, Hugh Jackman and Obi?
Next Fridays lottery numbers?
Atlantis?
*just a few suggestions - but if you bump into Holly and Hugh at any point......  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is
'What you looking for?'
From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies. "
I like the sound of that. If you ever run out of ludicrous replies, let me know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is
'What you looking for?'
From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies. "
 could.not agree more. My response is usually, "read my profile you rounded door handle" that normally doea the trick I find |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is
'What you looking for?'
From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies. "
When I get scam emails, I draft a reply then translate it into scouse, yorkshire of posh man, via a online translation site  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Normally my bloody glasses 
I spent ages looking for mine this morning, gave up, as I got in the car knocked bloody things off my head  "
I walked round tesco looking for them in my hand bag , they were in my hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I see it said rant! I thought everyone would be here moaning about stuff of all topics so ill add to it.
I hate when people are taking a call on there phones and have to shout so loud they may as well not have the phone and just shout his conversation across the miles. Rant over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The most annoying one I get is "Where are you from?"
I've now started to reply with "I'm from my mummy's tummy"
If the daft question that follows is "I mean where are you now?" the answer is usually "on my sofa".
If they can't be bothered to read my profile I can't be bothered giving a serious reply  |
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"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is
'What you looking for?'
From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.
could.not agree more. My response is usually, "read my profile you rounded door handle" that normally doea the trick I find "
Rounded door handle!! |
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"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is
'What you looking for?'
From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies. "
Really? I find "How are you" is worse, i get about ten of them a day. I always reply "fine." because after that they can NEVER think of a reply. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just reply with "the delete button on this message" lol :P
the other one I can't stand is 'what you into' 
That is annoying too !! "
I usually say it's on my profile... But I will admit for the first time I asked someone else this question because the convo was getting no where...and that ended it mission accomplished lol |
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"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is
'What you looking for?'
From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.
Really? I find "How are you" is worse, i get about ten of them a day. I always reply "fine." because after that they can NEVER think of a reply."
Really?? When I say 'fine' I get 'cool, so what you looking for?'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is
'What you looking for?'
From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.
Really? I find "How are you" is worse, i get about ten of them a day. I always reply "fine." because after that they can NEVER think of a reply."
I'll sometimes just say 'ta' when I get sent 'nice legs' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't believe nobody has posted ;-
Hey MissHottieBottie, What you looking for?
just to see what she comes back with! "
Would be even crueller to PM and ask!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't believe nobody has posted ;-
Hey MissHottieBottie, What you looking for?
just to see what she comes back with!
Would be even crueller to PM and ask! "
Think we should all do this whilst she is off line
Give her a nice surprise in the morning lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Can't believe nobody has posted ;-
Hey MissHottieBottie, What you looking for?
just to see what she comes back with!
Would be even crueller to PM and ask!
Think we should all do this whilst she is off line
Give her a nice surprise in the morning lol "
You are a mischievous woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't believe nobody has posted ;-
Hey MissHottieBottie, What you looking for?
just to see what she comes back with!
Would be even crueller to PM and ask!
Think we should all do this whilst she is off line
Give her a nice surprise in the morning lol "
I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't believe nobody has posted ;-
Hey MissHottieBottie, What you looking for?
just to see what she comes back with!
Would be even crueller to PM and ask!
Think we should all do this whilst she is off line
Give her a nice surprise in the morning lol
I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing! "
Oooppps I accidently did it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is
'What you looking for?'
From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.
The holy grail?
Lord Lucan?
A live dodo?
A night with Willabooby, Hugh Jackman and Obi?
Next Fridays lottery numbers?
Atlantis?
*just a few suggestions - but if you bump into Holly and Hugh at any point...... "
Lord Lucan is alive and well, and usually goes to VA among other clubs.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't believe nobody has posted ;-
Hey MissHottieBottie, What you looking for?
just to see what she comes back with!
Would be even crueller to PM and ask!
Think we should all do this whilst she is off line
Give her a nice surprise in the morning lol "
Shall we ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is
'What you looking for?'
From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies. "
"Hi guys"
Erm, we are a male and a female... not both male!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooppps I accidently did it
Ooooppps so did we
I didn't want to but the keyboard did it all by itself
It's Lucy's fault.
Who ?
Me ? O:-
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I blamed Obi! Mwhahahahah !!! "
Good call Steve |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooppps I accidently did it
Ooooppps so did we
I didn't want to but the keyboard did it all by itself
It's Lucy's fault.
Who ?
Me ? O:-
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I blamed Obi! Mwhahahahah !!!
Good call Steve "
I'm innocent!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"14 messages this morning!!! Cheeky buggers!! Xx
Hope you replied to them all and wasn't rude  "
She seems to be replying, but she is being rude! I feel my paddle needs an outing |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"14 messages this morning!!! Cheeky buggers!! Xx
Hope you replied to them all and wasn't rude
She seems to be replying, but she is being rude! I feel my paddle needs an outing "
I got a lovely reply - nothing rude about it at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"14 messages this morning!!! Cheeky buggers!! Xx
Hope you replied to them all and wasn't rude
She seems to be replying, but she is being rude! I feel my paddle needs an outing "
Wasn't rude in my reply |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided the most annoying question I get asked on here is
'What you looking for?'
From now on I'm gonna start inventing ridiculous replies.
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like what? lol.. "a custard and apple flap jack? :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having read all the posts in this thread and it seems like we all get same lame opening lines, I was going to ask here about the best ones you've had. But when I thought about it I haven't had that many really good opening messages myself, that make me say ' yes,I want to get to know you'. Couples and ladies seem to do it better, but some really lack imagination or have a whiff of desperation about them. so what works for you? |
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