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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"hold it in your but chheks without it looking like you have shit yourself"
Or hold it in your cheeks without looking like a hamster 
BTW, these furry little monsters always attack me on sight for some reason.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"hold it in your but chheks without it looking like you have shit yourself
Or hold it in your cheeks without looking like a hamster
BTW, these furry little monsters always attack me on sight for some reason. "
They probably see your tits as 'ultimate hibernation' residence |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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They probably see your tits as 'ultimate hibernation' residence"
If only it were so simple. Even in drab these disturbers of the public peace still want to savage me and rend me limb from limb. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"
They probably see your tits as 'ultimate hibernation' residence
If only it were so simple. Even in drab these disturbers of the public peace still want to savage me and rend me limb from limb. "
There may be an animation series that hamsters watch where someone like you is the baddie. All hamsters now think it is their duty to bring you down. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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They probably see your tits as 'ultimate hibernation' residence
If only it were so simple. Even in drab these disturbers of the public peace still want to savage me and rend me limb from limb.
There may be an animation series that hamsters watch where someone like you is the baddie. All hamsters now think it is their duty to bring you down."
Sequel - 'revenge of the vermin'  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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They probably see your tits as 'ultimate hibernation' residence
If only it were so simple. Even in drab these disturbers of the public peace still want to savage me and rend me limb from limb.
There may be an animation series that hamsters watch where someone like you is the baddie. All hamsters now think it is their duty to bring you down.
Sequel - 'revenge of the vermin' "
I walk in a room with caged hamsters and they look up at me, do a double take, scurry off into their houses and then come back wearing napkins, carrying cutlery and some mustard. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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They probably see your tits as 'ultimate hibernation' residence
If only it were so simple. Even in drab these disturbers of the public peace still want to savage me and rend me limb from limb.
There may be an animation series that hamsters watch where someone like you is the baddie. All hamsters now think it is their duty to bring you down.
Sequel - 'revenge of the vermin'
I walk in a room with caged hamsters and they look up at me, do a double take, scurry off into their houses and then come back wearing napkins, carrying cutlery and some mustard. "
Where's the chocolate? 
This IS a chocolate thread you know   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Give it to dogs...
Actually its poisonous to all animals, including humans. A Smartie can kill a small bird whereas the lethal dose for a human is around 25kg... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Give it to dogs...
Actually its poisonous to all animals, including humans. A Smartie can kill a small bird whereas the lethal dose for a human is around 25kg..."
Can think of worse ways to go  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Wash my hair with it 
Apparently you can! 
Google 'liveandfeel chocolate hair treatment'
The only problem with that is.. I would want to eat my hair  "
Oooh, a new way to lure people. I smell good but but not edible... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wash my hair with it
Apparently you can!
Google 'liveandfeel chocolate hair treatment'
The only problem with that is.. I would want to eat my hair
Oooh, a new way to lure people. I smell good but but not edible..."
Said the spider to the fly.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wash my hair with it
Apparently you can!
Google 'liveandfeel chocolate hair treatment'
The only problem with that is.. I would want to eat my hair
Oooh, a new way to lure people. I smell good but but not edible...
Said the spider to the fly.."
Black widow? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wash my hair with it
Apparently you can!
Google 'liveandfeel chocolate hair treatment'
The only problem with that is.. I would want to eat my hair
Oooh, a new way to lure people. I smell good but but not edible...
Said the spider to the fly..
Black widow? "
No I'm a Angelic Angel moi |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You can't leave chocolate out in the sun..... It melts and then isn't pleasant to eat!
You can't, or shouldn't give it to cats and dogs!
You can't wash your clothes in chocolate!
And lastly you can't pay in chocolate buttons! The shop keepers don't like it |
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