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There's a wild beast on the loose in Essex
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fucking typical! A murderous beast roams Essex on the prowl for food and joeys in Australia
The murderous beast likes to eat baby kangaroos?  "
The beasty won't find many baby kangaroos in Essex |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Fucking typical! A murderous beast roams Essex on the prowl for food and joeys in Australia
The murderous beast likes to eat baby kangaroos?
The beasty won't find many baby kangaroos in Essex "
No they are in Australia. I wondered how the beast would get to Australia from Essex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.
I wonder if they bribed the guards. "
Such a shame they've had to shoot them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.
I wonder if they bribed the guards. "
That's a huge shame that two had to be shot dead!
Bet the other one is scared to death bless it!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.
I wonder if they bribed the guards.
Such a shame they've had to shoot them."
They managed to dart one but two have been shot dead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.
I wonder if they bribed the guards.
Such a shame they've had to shoot them.
They managed to dart one but two have been shot dead. "
I bet they hardly tried to dart the ones they killed.One dart-miss, being out the .223 lads!
Such a needless waste. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.
I wonder if they bribed the guards.
what about the other 3 ?"
They're on a National Express coach to Derbyshire where the wallabies roam free! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A wolf has escaped from Colchester zoo. It'll be getting hungry soon. People of Essex keep your pets indoors or they could be lunch. "
Sod the pets! I'd be staying indoors! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.
I wonder if they bribed the guards.
what about the other 3 ?"
One returned of its own accord. Probably institutionalized. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A wolf has escaped from Colchester zoo. It'll be getting hungry soon. People of Essex keep your pets indoors or they could be lunch. "
Cue the song by duran duran  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A wolf has escaped from Colchester zoo. It'll be getting hungry soon. People of Essex keep your pets indoors or they could be lunch.
Cue the song by duran duran "
Was the wolf called Rio ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The last remaining wolve has been shot dead. Apparently they shot it as a tranquilizer dart takes fifteen minutes to work and it was deemed to be a danger to the public. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.
I wonder if they bribed the guards. "
there are lots of wolves in that enclosure.
wonder if they dug out? there was lots of them and their den must have been massive.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A wolf has escaped from Colchester zoo. It'll be getting hungry soon. People of Essex keep your pets indoors or they could be lunch.
Cue the song by duran duran
Was the wolf called Rio ?"
##No
Its "Hungry Like The Wolf". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The last remaining wolve has been shot dead. Apparently they shot it as a tranquilizer dart takes fifteen minutes to work and it was deemed to be a danger to the public. "
Fucking appalling. Seriously, can't people stay indoors for 15 sodding minutes so the animal could be saved?! Besides a tranc dart is far safer to fire in a built up area than a rifle round! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The last remaining wolve has been shot dead. Apparently they shot it as a tranquilizer dart takes fifteen minutes to work and it was deemed to be a danger to the public.
Fucking appalling. Seriously, can't people stay indoors for 15 sodding minutes so the animal could be saved?! Besides a tranc dart is far safer to fire in a built up area than a rifle round!"
they to busy "rubber necking" and using the phones to take possible pics....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had rhinos running free up our way years ago , niw that was funny !!"
Ive passed a few mad cows running down the street when going past the slaughter house....
Bog off time in the local ale house always did it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember a story years ago of a crocodile escaping from somewhere near Frodsham, it crossed the M56 and went into the Marshes. Luckily it was it was found and killed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Typical always the poor animals that have to suffer! i know. Lets just let them run wild killing people  "
They would run if confronted by people. And would only attack if starving or cornered.
It was a terrible thing to happen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do the animals at Colchester take it in turns to get out? seems there's always something allegedly escaping. Maybe they should look into that?"
Thats what I thought when I looked for the news article, was a pig this year too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Typical always the poor animals that have to suffer!"
It is the people in charge who should suffer, financially! somebody has made a mistake, resulting in the murder of 3 animals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was a mass breakout. Six wolves escaped. Two have been shot dead and one is still on the run.
I wonder if they bribed the guards.
what about the other 3 ?
One returned of its own accord. Probably institutionalized. "
probably roamed round for a while and thought 'sod this for a game of soldiers. im better off in the fuckin zoo!' lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Typical always the poor animals that have to suffer! i know. Lets just let them run wild killing people "
They've just started reintroducing wolves back into remote parts of scotland I think. Like they did with beavers.
I'd prefer to live with alot more wolves and alot less people TBH |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Typical always the poor animals that have to suffer! i know. Lets just let them run wild killing people
They've just started reintroducing wolves back into remote parts of scotland I think. Like they did with beavers.
I'd prefer to live with alot more wolves and alot less people TBH "
so would they |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a crock of shit. Can't believe they shot them all... What a waste of a beautiful animal.
They can shoot on spot a wolf saying it's a danger to society yet they can't handle murderers and peados ffs !!!! |
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