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Well who would have guessed it eh?

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By *ezebel OP Woman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

You can actually use the Hitachi Magic Wand as a neck massager

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't that the same as, knowing that you can piss through a cock?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Isn't that the same as, knowing that you can piss through a cock?

"
I can only piss on one...you clever thing you....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Isn't that the same as, knowing that you can piss through a cock?

What YOU can piss through a cock, I'd like to see that

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"You can actually use the Hitachi Magic Wand as a neck massager

Always giggle at the pics of "personal massagers" in the bettaware catalogues.....if they are for necks why are they shaped like a cock

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You can actually use the Hitachi Magic Wand as a neck massager

Always giggle at the pics of "personal massagers" in the bettaware catalogues.....if they are for necks why are they shaped like a cock

"
You can ask the same of a banana of a cucumber or carrot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say my cock was more banana than carrot. Conforming to the EU standard of course.

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By *ezebel OP Woman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I'd say my cock was more banana than carrot. Conforming to the EU standard of course.

Not a curly cucumber then, because that wouldnt be allowed

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Eww a squidgy cucumber

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman over a year ago

kinky land

Hope your neck feels better

stills back and waits for the stiff comment

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'd say my cock was more banana than carrot. Conforming to the EU standard of course.

Not a curly cucumber then, because that wouldnt be allowed"
Neither is a banana that doesnt conform to certain measurements and angles.....

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Would prefer to be the cucumber - all wrapped to keep in tip top condition for play.

Rather than having all the skin peeled off before being placed into a mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wands are amazing when used on the soles of your feet!

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"You can actually use the Hitachi Magic Wand as a neck massager

Always giggle at the pics of "personal massagers" in the bettaware catalogues.....if they are for necks why are they shaped like a cock

You can ask the same of a banana of a cucumber or carrot.

They arent sold help to faces and necks very often in my experience

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wands are amazing when used on the soles of your feet!"
Even Violet ones?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wands are amazing when used on the soles of your feet!Even Violet ones?

I once dropped a toaster in the bath (I get peckish when I bathe), I imagine the sensation would be similar!

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Was an eye opener for me that 'Hitachi' has branched out into this field of electronic goods - good for them.

Who will follow, Sony, Microsoft, Logitech, LG.

The Panasonic Penis Pump 2000

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought that was their purpose. Was I wrong?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wands are amazing when used on the soles of your feet!Even Violet ones?

I once dropped a toaster in the bath (I get peckish when I bathe), I imagine the sensation would be similar!"
Just as wet...yes....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can actually use the Hitachi Magic Wand as a neck massager

How did you find that out?

Left it under your pillow and it just mysteriously turned itself on?

Although a wand as a neck massager? That's just plain kinky!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check the instructions ..... it says it will only massage your neck if you deep throat it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Check the instructions ..... it says it will only massage your neck if you deep throat it

Kate can deep throat a Hitachi wand....

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