i don't find this sort of put down amusing.. afte r half hour building up courage to approach a lady i think is really pretty to be made to feel like a salted slug destroys any confidence i may have summoned up ... so please think twice |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
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"i don't find this sort of put down amusing.. afte r half hour building up courage to approach a lady i think is really pretty to be made to feel like a salted slug destroys any confidence i may have summoned up ... so please think twice "
I've had them too - and had to do the walk of shame back to my friends. |
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in a noisy disco
me:hi would you like to dance?
her:why would i you ugly fuck?
me: why would you what? i said you look fat in those pants!
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and this is my all time favourite, and it has actually worked.
me:hey, would you like to go out sometime?
she starts looking you up and down
me: ah, go on, lower your standards. i have! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My favourites are
Me hey
She turns and looks at me I look back smile
She says did you say something
I say is that the best chat up line you have you are going to have to try better than that
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"in a noisy disco
me:hi would you like to dance?
her:why would i you ugly fuck?
me: why would you what? i said you look fat in those pants!
.
.
and this is my all time favourite, and it has actually worked.
me:hey, would you like to go out sometime?
she starts looking you up and down
me: ah, go on, lower your standards. i have!"
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