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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"
"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.
To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
(That is so me!)"
 
Loving this thread!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have?
Three feet of my cock up your ass. "
But a chicken has 2 feet!!! So that's your joke fucked  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have?
Three feet of my cock up your ass.
But a chicken has 2 feet!!! So that's your joke fucked "
derrrr they said "stupid" jokes.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have?
Three feet of my cock up your ass.
But a chicken has 2 feet!!! So that's your joke fucked
derrrr they said "stupid" jokes.... "
Ermmm just admit you messed up girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says "Nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die.""
Hhahahahah like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?
A: The grass tickles their balls
And....1 ft was the actual chicken ....ner ner
Oh it's getting worse x"
I cant type a raspberry but you get the idea |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
What's the matter, Bill? You look like hell.
I got home early last night and caught my wife having sex with my best friend.
Really, what did you do?
I threw my wife out of the house naked, grabbed my best friend by the throat and screamed at him ..... BAD DOG!!! |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
A group of nursery children were trying very hard to become accustomed to the
reception class. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on
NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always
reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit
my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use "Big
People' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done. "I read a book,"he replied.
That's wonderful !" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought really hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride,
and said, "Winnie the Shit!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went to the doctor the other day, and said to the doc "I think I'm going deaf!"
"really" replied the dr. "can you describe the symptoms"?
To which I replied "of course, Marge has blue hair, and Homer is yellow and a bit stupid" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What do you call a sheep without any legs? A cloud .
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head .sister matitc .
What do you call a guy with a shovel on his head Doug .a guy without one douglas .
A guy with a seagull on his head cliff .lol.xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Tommy Cooper stood on stage with a piece of ham on a bone in his left hand.
'hu, hu, hu, West Ham'
transfer ham to right hand.
'East Ham'
drops ham, picks up a bone,
'Oldham.'
Cracked me up.  |
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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago
Batley... (near Leeds) |
I went into the chemist this afternoon and asked the lady behind the counter for a packet of _ruity ribbed condoms...she replied, I'm sorry sir we don't have any of them but have you tried boots?...I want to slide into her not fucking march!!...I said. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloke next door knocked on my door yesterday and said...
Your dog keeps going for me....
So I told him ...
You can have it as it goes nowhere for me .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A girl goes to the gynecologist for the first time. She's up in the stirrups, and the doctor notices she's trembling. He says: You're nervous, aren't you?Yes, it's my first visit to a gynecologist.Would you like me to numb you down there?Oh, yes please.He sticks his face between her legs and goes Num, num, num. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did here about the fly on the toilet seat ?
It got pissed off.
Venison, that's dear.
I bought a sarcastic washing machine. Takes the piss out your knickers.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man walks into a Butcher's shop and asks the man behind the counter:
"Do you have a sheep's head?"
and the butcher replies:
"No, it's just the way I comb my hair." |
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"There was a robbery at my local wig factory last week and the police are combing the area.
& one at the toilet factory too. The police have nothing to go on. "
They also stole a mirror - police are looking into it.
They also stole a load of viagra - police are looking for hardened criminals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man walks into a bar with a frog in his head.
Barman says 'how did that get there?' To which the frog replies 'would you believe it started out as a wart on my bum?' |
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