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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Has anyone else thought about going on Dragon's Den to suggest, wait for it, drum roll, please:
FORUM INSURANCE
If you are about to post that only fat girls like gangbangs, CD's should have their own loo, all single girls are blokes, all blokes are timewasters, Thatcher was probably a bloke AND a timewaster and so on, THINK.
Do you need insurance to protect your life, reputation and ensure that everyone doesn't block you on grounds of taste? For reasonable amounts, you too can invest in the research into Tina Titz' Temporal Travelling Jalopy (guarantied to be bigger on the outside) and once it has been perfected, I shall go forwards in time, get next week's lotto numbers, but then I'll go back in time and send you a message before you post your reputation destroying topic. All for reasonable rates.  |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I'm qualified in the insurance industry. Can I offer my assistance ? "
Most definitely and not just as a sexy secretary, either! You can be a permanent partner in this perfect proposition, propounding plentiful painless public pisstaking.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm qualified in the insurance industry. Can I offer my assistance ?
Most definitely and not just as a sexy secretary, either! You can be a permanent partner in this perfect proposition, propounding plentiful painless public pisstaking. "
Secretary ? Only when I have my specs on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great idea Ms Titz.   You'll be a millionnairess by Wednesday.
However... if people misunderstand me or want to block me that's fine. If they don't 'get' me we won't get on. So no insurance for me. x |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"am i too old .. too baldy ... too recently separated .. too beardy .. too tall .. too short ... too fat ... too thin .. too average to get insured"
It is open to all and yes it covers gushers following an incident the OP had last year (see story section for account) |
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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Does it cover d*unk texting? For those tired of having to turn my phone off (after a heavy night out) only to miss their morning alarms "
Only if it involves you posting on the forum that you turned your phone off and missed your alarm and were late to club baby seals... |
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