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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
This is floating around the ether:
A written exchange between two fifteen year old was found by a teacher. It reads:
"But r u ready to be there when i'm mad, or need to cry and i can do things that i can't do with anyone else but you (illegible word"
"Yes I am ready unless Im eating fried chicken"
"so Chicken is more Important than me"
"Only friend chicken and only when Im hungry. But if not then you are the only thing I care about."
I think it's the most honest relationship negotiation I have ever seen. 
What's your red line that cannot be crossed?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 25/11/13 18:07:25]
Oops !
Don't come between me and my Belgian truffles. 
Apart from that you'll be ok 
His and Hers boxes of chocolates then?
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Sounds perfect to me 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG hahahah!!! 
...where did you find that? Lol.
I'm not saying anything lol but if you want to avoid the silent treatment from me. Get your hand s off the chicken on my plate!
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"OMG hahahah!!!
...where did you find that? Lol.
I'm not saying anything lol but if you want to avoid the silent treatment from me. Get your hand s off the chicken on my plate!
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The handwritten version is on a picture I saw on the internet.
What if I just want a wing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG hahahah!!!
...where did you find that? Lol.
I'm not saying anything lol but if you want to avoid the silent treatment from me. Get your hand s off the chicken on my plate!
The handwritten version is on a picture I saw on the internet.
What if I just want a wing?"
I'm sorry. That's still chicken. And i don't know why people don't count wings to be chicken? Because it is!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG hahahah!!!
...where did you find that? Lol.
I'm not saying anything lol but if you want to avoid the silent treatment from me. Get your hand s off the chicken on my plate!
The handwritten version is on a picture I saw on the internet.
What if I just want a wing?"
Trying to avoid being rude about pinching his meaty drumstick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG hahahah!!!
...where did you find that? Lol.
I'm not saying anything lol but if you want to avoid the silent treatment from me. Get your hand s off the chicken on my plate!
The handwritten version is on a picture I saw on the internet.
What if I just want a wing?
Trying to avoid being rude about pinching his meaty drumstick! "
...it's skin off as well hahaha
(Sorry, couldn't resist)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG hahahah!!!
...where did you find that? Lol.
I'm not saying anything lol but if you want to avoid the silent treatment from me. Get your hand s off the chicken on my plate!
The handwritten version is on a picture I saw on the internet.
What if I just want a wing?
Trying to avoid being rude about pinching his meaty drumstick!
...it's skin off as well hahaha
(Sorry, couldn't resist)
"
But that's the best bit - although I am on a fitness drive, so I'll make an exception in this instance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG hahahah!!!
...where did you find that? Lol.
I'm not saying anything lol but if you want to avoid the silent treatment from me. Get your hand s off the chicken on my plate!
The handwritten version is on a picture I saw on the internet.
What if I just want a wing?
Trying to avoid being rude about pinching his meaty drumstick!
...it's skin off as well hahaha
(Sorry, couldn't resist)
But that's the best bit - although I am on a fitness drive, so I'll make an exception in this instance "
Oh it so is isn't it!! And yes i'm on that fitness drive too...but once in a while you can't go wrong.
...but, i'm still not sharing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG hahahah!!!
...where did you find that? Lol.
I'm not saying anything lol but if you want to avoid the silent treatment from me. Get your hand s off the chicken on my plate!
The handwritten version is on a picture I saw on the internet.
What if I just want a wing?
Trying to avoid being rude about pinching his meaty drumstick!
...it's skin off as well hahaha
(Sorry, couldn't resist)
But that's the best bit - although I am on a fitness drive, so I'll make an exception in this instance
Oh it so is isn't it!! And yes i'm on that fitness drive too...but once in a while you can't go wrong.
...but, i'm still not sharing.
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Spoilsport! I'm not sharing my bacon butty now, so there ( thats my red line, which beats your chicken easily)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG hahahah!!!
...where did you find that? Lol.
I'm not saying anything lol but if you want to avoid the silent treatment from me. Get your hand s off the chicken on my plate!
The handwritten version is on a picture I saw on the internet.
What if I just want a wing?
Trying to avoid being rude about pinching his meaty drumstick!
...it's skin off as well hahaha
(Sorry, couldn't resist)
But that's the best bit - although I am on a fitness drive, so I'll make an exception in this instance
Oh it so is isn't it!! And yes i'm on that fitness drive too...but once in a while you can't go wrong.
...but, i'm still not sharing.
Spoilsport! I'm not sharing my bacon butty now, so there ( thats my red line, which beats your chicken easily) "
Nothing beats chicken. Unless it's a bigger chicken.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG hahahah!!!
...where did you find that? Lol.
I'm not saying anything lol but if you want to avoid the silent treatment from me. Get your hand s off the chicken on my plate!
The handwritten version is on a picture I saw on the internet.
What if I just want a wing?
Trying to avoid being rude about pinching his meaty drumstick!
...it's skin off as well hahaha
(Sorry, couldn't resist)
But that's the best bit - although I am on a fitness drive, so I'll make an exception in this instance
Oh it so is isn't it!! And yes i'm on that fitness drive too...but once in a while you can't go wrong.
...but, i'm still not sharing.
Spoilsport! I'm not sharing my bacon butty now, so there ( thats my red line, which beats your chicken easily)
Nothing beats chicken. Unless it's a bigger chicken.
"
With stuffing. Can't beat a stuffed bird!
(Yes I know, not pc and crass, but I don't do it often!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG hahahah!!!
...where did you find that? Lol.
I'm not saying anything lol but if you want to avoid the silent treatment from me. Get your hand s off the chicken on my plate!
The handwritten version is on a picture I saw on the internet.
What if I just want a wing?
Trying to avoid being rude about pinching his meaty drumstick!
...it's skin off as well hahaha
(Sorry, couldn't resist)
But that's the best bit - although I am on a fitness drive, so I'll make an exception in this instance
Oh it so is isn't it!! And yes i'm on that fitness drive too...but once in a while you can't go wrong.
...but, i'm still not sharing.
Spoilsport! I'm not sharing my bacon butty now, so there ( thats my red line, which beats your chicken easily)
Nothing beats chicken. Unless it's a bigger chicken.
With stuffing. Can't beat a stuffed bird!
(Yes I know, not pc and crass, but I don't do it often!!) "
...that just makes me want to start fisting a turkey already - for the stuffing of course.
(Sorry, couldn't resist that either lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was also a note she sent to him when they split, it simply said
"If you like it then you should have put a wing on it"
Now that's comedy lol"
Oh my |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was also a note she sent to him when they split, it simply said
"If you like it then you should have put a wing on it"
Now that's comedy lol
Oh my "
Hey that's good for this time of the morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OMG hahahah!!!
...where did you find that? Lol.
I'm not saying anything lol but if you want to avoid the silent treatment from me. Get your hand s off the chicken on my plate!
The handwritten version is on a picture I saw on the internet.
What if I just want a wing?
Trying to avoid being rude about pinching his meaty drumstick!
...it's skin off as well hahaha
(Sorry, couldn't resist)
But that's the best bit - although I am on a fitness drive, so I'll make an exception in this instance
Oh it so is isn't it!! And yes i'm on that fitness drive too...but once in a while you can't go wrong.
...but, i'm still not sharing.
Spoilsport! I'm not sharing my bacon butty now, so there ( thats my red line, which beats your chicken easily)
Nothing beats chicken. Unless it's a bigger chicken.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chicken and bacon go together.
No. Just chicken.
....you want to be able to taste the chicken you know.
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In the immortal words of Nigella:
Bacony juices maketh the bird! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chicken and bacon go together.
No. Just chicken.
....you want to be able to taste the chicken you know.
In the immortal words of Nigella:
Bacony juices maketh the bird! "
Don't bring Nigella in to this Tigerella! Lol x
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Chicken and bacon go together.
No. Just chicken.
....you want to be able to taste the chicken you know.
In the immortal words of Nigella:
Bacony juices maketh the bird!
Don't bring Nigella in to this Tigerella! Lol x
"
You know you want it: a Popeye sandwich with Nigella and Tigerella |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chicken and bacon go together.
No. Just chicken.
....you want to be able to taste the chicken you know.
In the immortal words of Nigella:
Bacony juices maketh the bird!
Don't bring Nigella in to this Tigerella! Lol x
You know you want it: a Popeye sandwich with Nigella and Tigerella "
Cor blimey! It's not my birthday yet..got until the weekend. Can i be greedy and have a pinch of Licketysplit too?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Chicken and bacon go together.
No. Just chicken.
....you want to be able to taste the chicken you know.
In the immortal words of Nigella:
Bacony juices maketh the bird!
Don't bring Nigella in to this Tigerella! Lol x
You know you want it: a Popeye sandwich with Nigella and Tigerella
Cor blimey! It's not my birthday yet..got until the weekend. Can i be greedy and have a pinch of Licketysplit too?
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I don't end in ella  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chicken and bacon go together.
No. Just chicken.
....you want to be able to taste the chicken you know.
In the immortal words of Nigella:
Bacony juices maketh the bird!
Don't bring Nigella in to this Tigerella! Lol x
You know you want it: a Popeye sandwich with Nigella and Tigerella
Cor blimey! It's not my birthday yet..got until the weekend. Can i be greedy and have a pinch of Licketysplit too?
I don't end in ella "
...you can be our Cinderella with a handfull of Fruitella sitting under the fab umbrella?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Chicken and bacon go together.
No. Just chicken.
....you want to be able to taste the chicken you know.
In the immortal words of Nigella:
Bacony juices maketh the bird!
Don't bring Nigella in to this Tigerella! Lol x
You know you want it: a Popeye sandwich with Nigella and Tigerella
Cor blimey! It's not my birthday yet..got until the weekend. Can i be greedy and have a pinch of Licketysplit too?
I don't end in ella
...you can be our Cinderella with a handfull of Fruitella sitting under the fab umbrella?
"
How many ella's do you want?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chicken and bacon go together.
No. Just chicken.
....you want to be able to taste the chicken you know.
In the immortal words of Nigella:
Bacony juices maketh the bird!
Don't bring Nigella in to this Tigerella! Lol x
You know you want it: a Popeye sandwich with Nigella and Tigerella
Cor blimey! It's not my birthday yet..got until the weekend. Can i be greedy and have a pinch of Licketysplit too?
I don't end in ella
...you can be our Cinderella with a handfull of Fruitella sitting under the fab umbrella?
How many ella's do you want?
"
Ella, Ella, Ella...(he sings).
...can never be too much of an Ella. Unless she's got her own fella lool
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Chicken and bacon go together.
No. Just chicken.
....you want to be able to taste the chicken you know.
In the immortal words of Nigella:
Bacony juices maketh the bird!
Don't bring Nigella in to this Tigerella! Lol x
You know you want it: a Popeye sandwich with Nigella and Tigerella
Cor blimey! It's not my birthday yet..got until the weekend. Can i be greedy and have a pinch of Licketysplit too?
I don't end in ella
...you can be our Cinderella with a handfull of Fruitella sitting under the fab umbrella?
How many ella's do you want?
Ella, Ella, Ella...(he sings).
...can never be too much of an Ella. Unless she's got her own fella lool
"
That's going to be one ellava meet. Will there be chicken?
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