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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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I was once more or less lay at my desk twiddling my thumbs. Thought, 'I'm not doing anything, gonna grab a cuppa'. As I did my nob must have been resting upward, because as soon as I stood up, gravity took over but not all the way. Instead I was left with a soft cock, trapped in my boxers pointing directly outward which I only realised after 10 paces. My boss (a bloke) along with a few women closer, their eyes near popped out - which is the only reason I started doing a shuffle for the remainder, to no avail.
Have to say, I didnt know where to look sitting back down |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Possibly depends if hard or not  "
I have a pic on my profile of me in my suit trousers with an erection , and you will see Whay that might not be good |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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When I worked in an office I didn't usually wander round staring at crotches so unless it was really obvious I doubt I'd even notice.
I rarely worked with anyone hot though so bulges and all matters sexual were usually far from my mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a couple of slim cut suits, with that cut and a good pair of hipster boxers, a bulge is unavoidable. I know I have caught people glancing, OK when feeling horny but not always at work. Having said that the exhibitionist in me say "Yeah!" But think I preferred a bit more subtlety.
Duct tape it is LOL |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Possibly depends if hard or not
I have a pic on my profile of me in my suit trousers with an erection , and you will see Whay that might not be good
So you have lol
D x "
You see what I mean ! |
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"Possibly depends if hard or not
I have a pic on my profile of me in my suit trousers with an erection , and you will see Whay that might not be good
So you have lol
D x
You see what I mean ! "
I can see why that could get a little awkward lol
D x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a suit AND a bulge? yummy
should I put some more pics on my profile , or is that too tacky ?
You won't see any complaints from me lol
D x "
New pics will be on tomorrow then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a suit AND a bulge? yummy
should I put some more pics on my profile , or is that too tacky ?
You won't see any complaints from me lol
Mmm good man lol
D x
New pics will be on tomorrow then "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When my sister got married many years ago they did one of those pictures with loads of people in it in a long line. When the pictures were developed I could clearly see that appeared to be an erect nob trying to escape my trousers.
Ever since I have hoped to god that no one else noticed it or commented on it. I would bloody die if they did.
I was seventeen at the time so pretty much had a permanent erection, but it think it should have realised the gravity of the occasion and behaved itself for the wedding photos |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"When my sister got married many years ago they did one of those pictures with loads of people in it in a long line. When the pictures were developed I could clearly see that appeared to be an erect nob trying to escape my trousers.
Ever since I have hoped to god that no one else noticed it or commented on it. I would bloody die if they did.
I was seventeen at the time so pretty much had a permanent erection, but it think it should have realised the gravity of the occasion and behaved itself for the wedding photos"
id have enlarged it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When my sister got married many years ago they did one of those pictures with loads of people in it in a long line. When the pictures were developed I could clearly see that appeared to be an erect nob trying to escape my trousers.
Ever since I have hoped to god that no one else noticed it or commented on it. I would bloody die if they did.
I was seventeen at the time so pretty much had a permanent erection, but it think it should have realised the gravity of the occasion and behaved itself for the wedding photos
id have enlarged it lol"
That would have been wrong on so many levels 
I could have got it enlarged and framed and given the photo to them as a present. There you go sis and bruv in law......pic of me standing next to auntie Doris with a boner lol
You get arrested for that sort of thing!
They are divorced now so hopefully my embarrassment is in a box at the bottom of a wardrobe or better still, slowly disintegrating on a municipal dump somewhere  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is a noticeable cock bulge in a mans suit in the workplace career suicide ? I find today's slim fit suits make it even worse . "
only when the bulge is discovered to be an old pair of socks  |
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"I have to be carefull with my issued work trousers as well, they are quite form fitting and I have to be on best behaviour when walking near the office ladies
I bet that's hard....  "
It can be at times  |
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"I have to be carefull with my issued work trousers as well, they are quite form fitting and I have to be on best behaviour when walking near the office ladies
I bet that's hard....
It can be at times "
I would assume a lot of the time..  |
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"I have to be carefull with my issued work trousers as well, they are quite form fitting and I have to be on best behaviour when walking near the office ladies
I bet that's hard....
It can be at times
I would assume a lot of the time.. "
your assumption is most correct  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmm, its a man thing, we all take a sneaky look. Two things
at school we had an old teacher, and his buldge went dowm almost to his knee, and he was a tall big guy. We were all very innocent in those days, and had many conversations as to what that was all about.
During a business meeting one day with a large (fat) guy, who was sitting legs akimbo, my mate says " Where do you think he keeps his tackle then ?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have to be carefull with my issued work trousers as well, they are quite form fitting and I have to be on best behaviour when walking near the office ladies
I bet that's hard.... "
cue entrance of Sid James  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wear a suit to work my staff notice my bulge and told me. At first it was embarrassing but now I chuckle to myself when I see people sneak a peak in the corridors lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have different underwear for different clothes I wear. ..Some tighter ones for when im out running....nothing worse than scrambled eggs! and some nice loose boxers for when its safe to hang free
As for work. ...if it helps get a sale or a promotion then get the goods in the shop window |
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"Is a noticeable cock bulge in a mans suit in the workplace career suicide ? I find today's slim fit suits make it even worse . "
No, it's not. Slim fitting trousers were the norm before all that 'I think I've shit my pants and I hope nobody notices' look.
I have a feeling you may inadvertently become alpha male though but that's ok, as long as you let me have letch in stealth mode. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is a noticeable cock bulge in a mans suit in the workplace career suicide ? I find today's slim fit suits make it even worse . "
I need a closer look......MUCH closer in fact |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How would you like to do that
Well this is your thread, you tell me!  "
Well I have had some requests for some more pics today , so I guess I will add you to that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How would you like to do that
Well this is your thread, you tell me!
Well I have had some requests for some more pics today , so I guess I will add you to that "
Why thank you - I do have a soft spot for a gentleman |
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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago
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"I find today's slim fit suits make it even worse .
Today's one-size to small slim fitting suits make everything look worse about a man... "
You took the words right out of my tailor's mouth.
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I am totally with all the guys on the cock bulge situation. In my job i wear shorts n joggers alot so i have to be carefull some days depending on my mood! Haha. I have had some knowing looks as well from female clients! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forget about the bulge. My butt sticks out in trousers. Is so embarassing. Would have a nice flat front and back with a nice shirt on...and then a bloody bubble butt lol
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