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over a year ago
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"Hello fellow people whose sleep patterns are up the wall
Q: Do nuclear robots scare you?"
No, spiders that jump scare me forget that 
I am at work and thanks to a certain someone i am messaging im working round work without my panties on    |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello fellow people whose sleep patterns are up the wall
Q: Do nuclear robots scare you?
No, spiders that jump scare me forget that
I am at work and thanks to a certain someone i am messaging im working round work without my panties on "
Donn't slide off your seat! |
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"Only thing scares me is the ex wife
ex wives scare me too!
wouldn't mind iv been divorced 12 yrs an still she puts a cold shiver down my spine brrrrr "
I've never even met Snappo's ex....and I don't want to! |
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"Only thing scares me is the ex wife
ex wives scare me too!
wouldn't mind iv been divorced 12 yrs an still she puts a cold shiver down my spine brrrrr
I've never even met Snappo's ex....and I don't want to!"
can't be as bad as mine the world couldn't cope with 2 of em |
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"Only thing scares me is the ex wife
ex wives scare me too!
wouldn't mind iv been divorced 12 yrs an still she puts a cold shiver down my spine brrrrr
I've never even met Snappo's ex....and I don't want to!
can't be as bad as mine the world couldn't cope with 2 of em "
Would the world implode if they were ever in the same place at the same time? |
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"Only thing scares me is the ex wife
ex wives scare me too!
wouldn't mind iv been divorced 12 yrs an still she puts a cold shiver down my spine brrrrr
I've never even met Snappo's ex....and I don't want to!
can't be as bad as mine the world couldn't cope with 2 of em
Would the world implode if they were ever in the same place at the same time?"
with out a dawt |
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"Only thing scares me is the ex wife
ex wives scare me too!
wouldn't mind iv been divorced 12 yrs an still she puts a cold shiver down my spine brrrrr
I've never even met Snappo's ex....and I don't want to!
can't be as bad as mine the world couldn't cope with 2 of em
Would the world implode if they were ever in the same place at the same time?
with out a dawt "
We should probably formulate some kind of plan to keep them apart them...the safety of the world depends on us! |
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"Only thing scares me is the ex wife
ex wives scare me too!
wouldn't mind iv been divorced 12 yrs an still she puts a cold shiver down my spine brrrrr
I've never even met Snappo's ex....and I don't want to!
can't be as bad as mine the world couldn't cope with 2 of em
Would the world implode if they were ever in the same place at the same time?
with out a dawt
We should probably formulate some kind of plan to keep them apart them...the safety of the world depends on us!"
na let em suffer like I did |
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"Only thing scares me is the ex wife
ex wives scare me too!
wouldn't mind iv been divorced 12 yrs an still she puts a cold shiver down my spine brrrrr
I've never even met Snappo's ex....and I don't want to!
can't be as bad as mine the world couldn't cope with 2 of em
Would the world implode if they were ever in the same place at the same time?
with out a dawt
We should probably formulate some kind of plan to keep them apart them...the safety of the world depends on us!
na let em suffer like I did "
Your lack of concern for the planet disturbs me! |
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"Only thing scares me is the ex wife
ex wives scare me too!
wouldn't mind iv been divorced 12 yrs an still she puts a cold shiver down my spine brrrrr
I've never even met Snappo's ex....and I don't want to!
can't be as bad as mine the world couldn't cope with 2 of em
Would the world implode if they were ever in the same place at the same time?
with out a dawt
We should probably formulate some kind of plan to keep them apart them...the safety of the world depends on us!
na let em suffer like I did
Your lack of concern for the planet disturbs me!"
guess im just a reble at heart  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone wanna get naked?
Let's play strip poker!
oooh look I've got 4 aces, I win! Off with your clothes Quiff!"
I don't know how to play, shall I just get my kit off then? |
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"Anyone wanna get naked?
Let's play strip poker!
oooh look I've got 4 aces, I win! Off with your clothes Quiff!
I don't know how to play, shall I just get my kit off then?"
Yeah just get it off...trust me I won..I wouldn't take advantage of you.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone wanna get naked?
Let's play strip poker!
oooh look I've got 4 aces, I win! Off with your clothes Quiff!
I don't know how to play, shall I just get my kit off then?
Yeah just get it off...trust me I won..I wouldn't take advantage of you.."
I will though  |
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"Anyone wanna get naked?
Let's play strip poker!
oooh look I've got 4 aces, I win! Off with your clothes Quiff!
I don't know how to play, shall I just get my kit off then?
Yeah just get it off...trust me I won..I wouldn't take advantage of you..
I will though "
Watch out for that one Quiff, she wants to do bad things to you...come with me, I'll look after you.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone wanna get naked?
Let's play strip poker!
oooh look I've got 4 aces, I win! Off with your clothes Quiff!
I don't know how to play, shall I just get my kit off then?
Yeah just get it off...trust me I won..I wouldn't take advantage of you..
I will though "
Joke's on you because I'll only try to have sex with you both
It was my plan all along *sits in chair and strokes cat in a sinister manner** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone wanna get naked?
Let's play strip poker!
oooh look I've got 4 aces, I win! Off with your clothes Quiff!
I don't know how to play, shall I just get my kit off then?
Yeah just get it off...trust me I won..I wouldn't take advantage of you..
I will though
Watch out for that one Quiff, she wants to do bad things to you...come with me, I'll look after you.."
Don't listen! It's all a ploy. Only to very very good things. |
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"Anyone wanna get naked?
Let's play strip poker!
oooh look I've got 4 aces, I win! Off with your clothes Quiff!
I don't know how to play, shall I just get my kit off then?
Yeah just get it off...trust me I won..I wouldn't take advantage of you..
I will though
Joke's on you because I'll only try to have sex with you both
It was my plan all along *sits in chair and strokes cat in a sinister manner**"
NO! The jokes on you because I have FOUR cats and they are all more evil than yours!
And by looking after you I of course meant locking you up in my dungeon until I am finished with you. Muahaha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone wanna get naked?
Let's play strip poker!
oooh look I've got 4 aces, I win! Off with your clothes Quiff!
I don't know how to play, shall I just get my kit off then?
Yeah just get it off...trust me I won..I wouldn't take advantage of you..
I will though
Joke's on you because I'll only try to have sex with you both
It was my plan all along *sits in chair and strokes cat in a sinister manner**
NO! The jokes on you because I have FOUR cats and they are all more evil than yours!
And by looking after you I of course meant locking you up in my dungeon until I am finished with you. Muahaha!"
I only have 2 cats. I'm slightly jealous now. |
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"Anyone wanna get naked?
Let's play strip poker!
oooh look I've got 4 aces, I win! Off with your clothes Quiff!
I don't know how to play, shall I just get my kit off then?
Yeah just get it off...trust me I won..I wouldn't take advantage of you..
I will though
Joke's on you because I'll only try to have sex with you both
It was my plan all along *sits in chair and strokes cat in a sinister manner**
NO! The jokes on you because I have FOUR cats and they are all more evil than yours!
And by looking after you I of course meant locking you up in my dungeon until I am finished with you. Muahaha!
I only have 2 cats. I'm slightly jealous now."
It's Cat Top Trumps...I win!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone wanna get naked?
Let's play strip poker!
oooh look I've got 4 aces, I win! Off with your clothes Quiff!
I don't know how to play, shall I just get my kit off then?
Yeah just get it off...trust me I won..I wouldn't take advantage of you..
I will though
Joke's on you because I'll only try to have sex with you both
It was my plan all along *sits in chair and strokes cat in a sinister manner**
NO! The jokes on you because I have FOUR cats and they are all more evil than yours!
And by looking after you I of course meant locking you up in my dungeon until I am finished with you. Muahaha!
I only have 2 cats. I'm slightly jealous now.
It's Cat Top Trumps...I win! "
Since he's agreed to fuck us both I think we all won that one by default |
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"Anyone wanna get naked?
Let's play strip poker!
oooh look I've got 4 aces, I win! Off with your clothes Quiff!
I don't know how to play, shall I just get my kit off then?
Yeah just get it off...trust me I won..I wouldn't take advantage of you..
I will though
Joke's on you because I'll only try to have sex with you both
It was my plan all along *sits in chair and strokes cat in a sinister manner**
NO! The jokes on you because I have FOUR cats and they are all more evil than yours!
And by looking after you I of course meant locking you up in my dungeon until I am finished with you. Muahaha!
I only have 2 cats. I'm slightly jealous now.
It's Cat Top Trumps...I win!
Since he's agreed to fuck us both I think we all won that one by default "
True
But I still have the most cats! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone wanna get naked?
Let's play strip poker!
oooh look I've got 4 aces, I win! Off with your clothes Quiff!
I don't know how to play, shall I just get my kit off then?
Yeah just get it off...trust me I won..I wouldn't take advantage of you..
I will though
Joke's on you because I'll only try to have sex with you both
It was my plan all along *sits in chair and strokes cat in a sinister manner**
NO! The jokes on you because I have FOUR cats and they are all more evil than yours!
And by looking after you I of course meant locking you up in my dungeon until I am finished with you. Muahaha!
I only have 2 cats. I'm slightly jealous now.
It's Cat Top Trumps...I win!
Since he's agreed to fuck us both I think we all won that one by default
True
But I still have the most cats!"
*off to round up all the local alley cats* |
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