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By *andd2Couple
over a year ago
The Dungeon |
We received an email, only yesterday, from that couple who won £158 million on the euro lottery last year (they are now separated). Amazingly, it said, Google themselves gave them our email as a worthy recipients of up to £15 million. All we had to do was send them our name, address, phone number and bank details and we would receive the money in 'just a few short days'. We've been out and bought a house and a Jag already, the rest we hope to invest sex toy manufacturing..........
ps: The bit about the email is true, shame it originated in Nigeria, was full of basic spelling mistakes and lacked any correct grammatical structure. Damn, we were SO close to being millionaires too!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had it once on a dating site I was on. A girl who after a few exchanged emails came out with the oh I'm stranded line etc, so I said that I would be willing to help and started asking her questions about her location etc,she shit her pants when I google mapped it and started telling her street names and asking is that just round the corner from such and such. All of a sudden her damsel in distress turned into one of sheer curiosity as to how I knew where she was and names of places, so when I told her to go stick her thieving head up her equally thieving arsehole and go get a real job instead of trying to dupe gullable people in giving cash to them, I got a rather rude nasty email back threatening my life etc etc. Shame cause she was a really nice looking girl, couldn't understand her anomosity because I declined to help her. Awe well onwards and upwards I guess.  |
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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago
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"I had it once on a dating site I was on. A girl who after a few exchanged emails came out with the oh I'm stranded line etc, so I said that I would be willing to help and started asking her questions about her location etc,she shit her pants when I google mapped it and started telling her street names and asking is that just round the corner from such and such. All of a sudden her damsel in distress turned into one of sheer curiosity as to how I knew where she was and names of places, so when I told her to go stick her thieving head up her equally thieving arsehole and go get a real job instead of trying to dupe gullable people in giving cash to them, I got a rather rude nasty email back threatening my life etc etc. Shame cause she was a really nice looking girl, couldn't understand her anomosity because I declined to help her. Awe well onwards and upwards I guess. "
What made you think it was a woman and not a man? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well the rather delicious pics of her scantily clad and with a nice A4 piece of paper with my name on it gave me a clue, but as soon as the word Nigeria came up I knew immediately that it was a scam. She said that she was a devoted christian girl who loved Jesus and that she would pay me back tenfold, as would the good lord. |
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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago
Manchester and that's all you need to know |
"Well the rather delicious pics of her scantily clad and with a nice A4 piece of paper with my name on it gave me a clue, but as soon as the word Nigeria came up I knew immediately that it was a scam. She said that she was a devoted christian girl who loved Jesus and that she would pay me back tenfold, as would the good lord. "
If she loved the lord then she wouldn't have been begging. |
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