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By *ong-legged-diva OP TV/TS over a year ago

Fleetwood

In a follow on to the nursery rhyme thread, anybody know any good limericks, clean or otherwise

Here's one to start it

On the breast of a barmaid named Gail

Were tattooed the prices of ale

And on her behind

For the sake of the blind

Was the same but written in Braille

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There once was a girl called Vicky

Who was really a bloke called Micky

You wouldnt know

until she showed

What was inside her zippy.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

There was a young man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so big he could suck it

He said with a grin, as he wiped cum from his chin

If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it.

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By *eerobCouple over a year ago

solihull

There was a young man from Gwent

Whose tool was exceedingly bent.

To save himself trouble....

He putit in double.......

And instead of cumming he went.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh a chance to shill my old Limerick game!

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/172941

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

yay limericks

there once was a bloke on fabs

who was exceedingly proud of his abs

he paraded his glutes

at all photo shoots

but they wouldn't print out at the labs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a girl from Notting Hill,

Shagged a dynamite stick for a thrill,

They found her vagina,

In North Carolina,

And bits of her tits in Brazil!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a girl from Wales

Who used to suck cock for a few ales

I bought her a couple of jars

And ended up banging her in the back of my car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a man from Manc

Who loved to give the ladies a spank

Their arses were sore as they walked out the door

But they always came back for more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young man from devises. Whose bollocks were two different sizes. One weighed a pound and dragged on the ground the others as big as a fly's is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young chaplain from Kings

Who preached about God and such things

But his greatest desire was a boy in the choir

With a bottom like jelly on springs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young girl from ealing

Who had a perculiar feeling

She layed on her back

Opened her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young lady from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

From out of her nose grew a beautiful red rose

But you couldn’t find her foof for the s....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If young girls skirts get any shorter

said the old man with a sob

there will be two more cheeks to powder

and a bit more hair to bob

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By *urvywelshCouple over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

There was a young man from Devizes

Whose balls were of different sizes

One was quite small

And no use at all

But the other was huge and won prizes.

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By *urvywelshCouple over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

There was a young cannibal, Ned

Who used to eat onions in bed.

His mother said 'Sonny

It's not very funny

Why don't you eat people instead?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young man from the Wirral who got caught fucking the arse off a a squirrel. He got so many tuts for abusing his nuts that he had to go live in the Tyrol

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