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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Let's hear them. Here's a starter. Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny. All Jack got was a mouthful of cock cos Jill was a fecking tranny |
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Hickory dickory dock ...................
The mouse ran up the clock ...............
The clock struck one ..................
The mouse ran down ....................
Hickory dickory cock ....................
Ooops............so sorry...................best I could do ...............  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mary had a little lamb
she kept it in a bucket
everytime that it got out
the sheep dog used to...put it back
little miss muffet,
sat on a tuffet
scoffing a big chicken bucket
a big black spider
slipped up inside her
showing georgie porgie how to fuck it
little boy blue, come blow my horn
my arthritis is hurting and my doll is all worn |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad...
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront apartment and a sports car.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin'
So she tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked its little c**t in.
Not a nursery rhyme but I think it's funny:
There was a young chaplain from Kings
Who preached about God and such things
But his greatest desire was a boy in the choir
With a bottom like jelly on springs.
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