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Your dying words?...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'd like to think I could come up with something poignant or thought provoking on my death bed. Something along the lines of Roy Batty's final words in Bladerunner. Sadly I think my last words will be something like "fuck me a bus!"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Pass the vodka I'm taking it with me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I left the Money in the........

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

" told you i was ill "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

AAAAAAArrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhh !!!!

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

No viagra needed I m stiff at last,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"" told you i was ill ""

A fellow Spike Milligan fan I see...

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

I hid £2 million under the.......

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

"I left the Money in the........

Damn... didn't read the whole thread before I posted lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hopefully just a cut throat grin

Nette

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Adapted from George V (almost) last words:

Bugger Birmingham...!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I left the Money in the........

Damn... didn't read the whole thread before I posted lol "

Great Minds n all that

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Are you sure its switched off darling?

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

I have left all my money to your sister. She was a better fuck Than you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Baby calm down its not what it looks like lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have left all my money to your sister. She was a better fuck Than you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well that was fun, thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I asked you to switch the Christmas tree lights of, not the life support system.....................

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we there yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It wasn't my fault

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'pass my socks please, i'm not going to see God without my socks on. That's just rude'

..knowing me, i'd most probably say something like 'ah shit!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

April Fooooooool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It wasn't my fault

It was Minxie's fault..........

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have waited all my life for this day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NOOOO don't shoot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To paraphrase one of my favourite songs "it was a good fucking night though..."

But in all seriousness I just hope that my last thought is a nice one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It wasn't my fault

It was Minxie's fault..........

Ooooo me thinks that might be a load of other's sayings too lol but "it wasn't my fault" lol

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By *eareenaCouple over a year ago

Rockford

Dig me up when I reach goal weight

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

...and you called me a hypochondriac!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It wasn't me that did it. It was Minxy

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"Baby calm down its not what it looks like lol"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trust me! Ive done this loads of times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish you hadn't had all that training

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Listen carefully there is something I need to tell y.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One last shag for the road ..............

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

I will be back!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't do it...it was my Twin!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

so many women ..so little time ..

it's beginning to look a lot like curtains

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They are f****** Pink!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/11/13 12:35:26]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

feck a bus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My porn stash is hidden..........beeeeeeeeeeeeep flatline

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By *aravancoupleMan over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

It's better to burn out than to fade away

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By *corpi0stingMan over a year ago

london

See you soon

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

bye bye

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Bye, and thanks for all the fish!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He died young but when he was very very old"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

see you on the other side......until then be happy and live life to the full

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By *urvywelshCouple over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

I just want to die quietly in my sleep like my dad

Not screaming in terror like his passengers

I'll get my coat

Start the car,,,,,,,

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Infamy! Infamy!

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By *1ckeyMan over a year ago

Camberley

...and what does this button do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell the milkman I'll pay him next week

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

"See you soon"

Love it .............

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

Be you King or streetsweeper everybody dances with the Grim Reaper...............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honest - 200 jaegerbombs in an hour is nothing!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

either does anyone know anything about parachutes .. or does anyone know anything about gas stoves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its not like it is in the movies.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told you I was ill

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

"Honest - 200 jaegerbombs in an hour is nothing!!

Don't mention them ..............my head today ........

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

It wasn't me I didn't do it.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Whatever you do, don't open up the wardrobe in the land of Spare Ooom. Just cart it downstairs and burn it on the garden.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Here's my password. Write your own veri

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple over a year ago

wirral

6 bi fems and me, what could possibly go wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck it."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ronnie fucking Corbett

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am 99 today ... you will fuck me it says 18 to 99 on your profile ....

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ronnie fucking Corbett

What a stud you are Ronnie

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By *istalloverCouple over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

get your foot of my breather tube

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By *erverts R usCouple over a year ago

Stirling

Oops!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ronnie fucking Corbett

What a stud you are Ronnie

I thought you would have told the angel of death 'listen mate, fooking knock first will ya. Let me finish my burger then take me' and then roll your eyes at him

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I am going to haunt you"

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ronnie fucking Corbett

What a stud you are Ronnie

I thought you would have told the angel of death 'listen mate, fooking knock first will ya. Let me finish my burger then take me' and then roll your eyes at him

Knowing my luck the angel of death would be wielding a fucking great strap on and an evil grin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ronnie fucking Corbett

What a stud you are Ronnie

I thought you would have told the angel of death 'listen mate, fooking knock first will ya. Let me finish my burger then take me' and then roll your eyes at him

Knowing my luck the angel of death would be wielding a fucking great strap on and an evil grin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ronnie fucking Corbett

What a stud you are Ronnie

I thought you would have told the angel of death 'listen mate, fooking knock first will ya. Let me finish my burger then take me' and then roll your eyes at him

Knowing my luck the angel of death would be wielding a fucking great strap on and an evil grin.

I've always wondered what's that big black thing in their hand all the time lol

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By *aravancoupleMan over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Your next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know this is pinched but

"I don't want to go"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago