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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
ever wanted to say something... but know it is fairly specific and wont really take off....
well this is the thread for you... lol hopefully...
so... random thoughts a plenty post them here.... |
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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
i'll start.....
I am fairly certain that there is a star wars fan in the design department of nissan... because the nissan qashqai looks like a stormtroopers helmet.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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just seen a horible article in the daily mail about chinese angora rabbit farms that are plucked alive for angora jumpers, there is a picture of a little rabbit sitting in a cage looking so sad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just seen a horible article in the daily mail about chinese angora rabbit farms that are plucked alive for angora jumpers, there is a picture of a little rabbit sitting in a cage looking so sad."
It also says they are kept in tiny filthy cages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'll start.....
I am fairly certain that there is a star wars fan in the design department of nissan... because the nissan qashqai looks like a stormtroopers helmet.....
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I have the 360 , so I guess im a bit of a helmet 
Re-edited due to shit spelling ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to go out shortly but don't want yo put a bra on. How many layers do I have to wear before it won't show?"
Depends on how big your boobs are!!
I've gone out in a t-shirt & hoodie before, just make sure you don't need to run anywhere lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'll start.....
I am fairly certain that there is a star wars fan in the design department of nissan... because the nissan qashqai looks like a stormtroopers helmet.....
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pmsl...i see that too!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to go out shortly but don't want yo put a bra on. How many layers do I have to wear before it won't show?"
Peanut Smugglin should be encouraged in all weather , particularly the colder darker months of winter , a thin well worn light grey tee-shirt should be worn over tight leggins ( optional camel toe ) .   |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have to go out shortly but don't want yo put a bra on. How many layers do I have to wear before it won't show?
Peanut Smugglin should be encouraged in all weather , particularly the colder darker months of winter , a thin well worn light grey tee-shirt should be worn over tight leggins ( optional camel toe ) . "
The answer is three chunky ones and then I look like the Michelin Man. No camel toe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ever wanted to say something... but know it is fairly specific and wont really take off....
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I rarely start threads, but when I do, I couldn't give two shits if it does take off or not.
I'll post what I want, If I want to post a thread I will, no one here has that much influence on me believe me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a fuck buddy coming over later and I felt the need to mop the kitchen floor so the house is fit for visitors.
FFS he won't care about my kitchen floor!  "
More interest will be being paid to your pelvic floors  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a fuck buddy coming over later and I felt the need to mop the kitchen floor so the house is fit for visitors.
FFS he won't care about my kitchen floor! "
He will if you roll around on the floor and end up stuck to some jam. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a fuck buddy coming over later and I felt the need to mop the kitchen floor so the house is fit for visitors.
FFS he won't care about my kitchen floor! "
I do similar, give the place a spring clean  |
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"I have a fuck buddy coming over later and I felt the need to mop the kitchen floor so the house is fit for visitors.
FFS he won't care about my kitchen floor!
He will if you roll around on the floor and end up stuck to some jam."
The kitchen's not big enough for that!
I think it's more of a female thing. Obvs you make sure the bed linen is clean, close all drawers, tidy up a bit and throw the vac around but mopping the kitchen floor is more than is needed.
Oh and I wiped down the cupboard doors as well...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive just eaten a pot noodle sandwich.. was so wrong but oh so right lol
Chicken and mushroom flavour with extra soy sauce !!! Nom nom"
Has to be a chicken and mushroom pot noodle and mayonnaise sandwich... |
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"I have a fuck buddy coming over later and I felt the need to mop the kitchen floor so the house is fit for visitors.
FFS he won't care about my kitchen floor!
He will if you roll around on the floor and end up stuck to some jam.
The kitchen's not big enough for that!
I think it's more of a female thing. Obvs you make sure the bed linen is clean, close all drawers, tidy up a bit and throw the vac around but mopping the kitchen floor is more than is needed.
Oh and I wiped down the cupboard doors as well... "
Like the presentation  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ever wanted to say something... but know it is fairly specific and wont really take off....
I rarely start threads, but when I do, I couldn't give two shits if it does take off or not.
I'll post what I want, If I want to post a thread I will, no one here has that much influence on me believe me. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just seen a horible article in the daily mail about chinese angora rabbit farms that are plucked alive for angora jumpers, there is a picture of a little rabbit sitting in a cage looking so sad.
It also says they are kept in tiny filthy cages."
the cages have wire floors so droppings drop out and keeps their fur clean. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a fuck buddy coming over later and I felt the need to mop the kitchen floor so the house is fit for visitors.
FFS he won't care about my kitchen floor!
He will if you roll around on the floor and end up stuck to some jam.
The kitchen's not big enough for that!
I think it's more of a female thing. Obvs you make sure the bed linen is clean, close all drawers, tidy up a bit and throw the vac around but mopping the kitchen floor is more than is needed.
Oh and I wiped down the cupboard doors as well... "
what a waste of time, just take some lightbulbs out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'll start.....
I am fairly certain that there is a star wars fan in the design department of nissan... because the nissan qashqai looks like a stormtroopers helmet.....
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doesn't it just! |
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Anyone notice on Phil Spencer: Secret Agent that he always uses a double entendre at some point?
I thought I was imagining it but after he was showing off his gardening skills with the quip "I'm going to tackle the bush as I like a well trimmed bush" in one episode, in another in a bedroom with damp he said "no one wants a damp patch: especially in the bedroom". But it was the "I'm partial to sticky fingers, but not this kind" comment he made in a dirty kitchen that clinched it for me! |
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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago
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Why when I desperately wanted a lie in am I woken up by someone screaming on a kids tv programme at 7 something on the first day of my Christmas time off.
My bedroom door was pulled too but why on earth does the sound of screaming bloody wake me up!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How many words in the English language have mutated to mean something else more than twice?
Wicked
Bad ect
The only one I can think of is "gay"
Happy-homosexual-rubbish rightly or wrongly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just seen a horible article in the daily mail about chinese angora rabbit farms that are plucked alive for angora jumpers, there is a picture of a little rabbit sitting in a cage looking so sad.
It also says they are kept in tiny filthy cages."
They also had a sound clip on a radio news channel and the rabbits were actually screaming was so sad I never knew rabbits could make such a noise. Has put me of Angora jumpers
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I like this:
Having given an interview on ABC television, Spike was not kicked out before the next segment started. Bad mistake... Fantastic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eUSdL8bqJc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ever wanted to say something... but know it is fairly specific and wont really take off....
well this is the thread for you... lol hopefully...
so... random thoughts a plenty post them here...."
OK. Here is my contribution. As a rule, when something rises in temperature, it expands. When an objects temperature decreases, it contracts/becomes smaller.
Why therefore, does water expand when frozen ? Also, this fact surely disproves that the sea levels would rise if the polar ice caps melted ?
Well that was my random thought for the day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'll start.....
I am fairly certain that there is a star wars fan in the design department of nissan... because the nissan qashqai looks like a stormtroopers helmet.....
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Oh I say !! I have never been that close to a storm trooper. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just seen a horible article in the daily mail about chinese angora rabbit farms that are plucked alive for angora jumpers, there is a picture of a little rabbit sitting in a cage looking so sad.
It also says they are kept in tiny filthy cages."
They have been accused of doing the same with dogs, and I have seen footage of them skinning dogs when they are still alive. Bastards. |
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"I have to go out shortly but don't want yo put a bra on. How many layers do I have to wear before it won't show?"
Depends on ambient temperatures and whether you've had something hot inside you before setting out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is why do peeps always leave present-buying till the last minute, when Christmas/birthday/anniversary/whatever only comes once a year at the same time every year?! |
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"Anyone notice on Phil Spencer: Secret Agent that he always uses a double entendre at some point?
I thought I was imagining it but after he was showing off his gardening skills with the quip "I'm going to tackle the bush as I like a well trimmed bush" in one episode, in another in a bedroom with damp he said "no one wants a damp patch: especially in the bedroom". But it was the "I'm partial to sticky fingers, but not this kind" comment he made in a dirty kitchen that clinched it for me! "
Probably a build upof sheer lust after working with Kirstie for many years.. |
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"ever wanted to say something... but know it is fairly specific and wont really take off....
well this is the thread for you... lol hopefully...
so... random thoughts a plenty post them here....
OK. Here is my contribution. As a rule, when something rises in temperature, it expands. When an objects temperature decreases, it contracts/becomes smaller.
Why therefore, does water expand when frozen ? Also, this fact surely disproves that the sea levels would rise if the polar ice caps melted ?
Well that was my random thought for the day. "
As water turns to ice the crystalline structure formed takes up more space than the liquid so it expands.
If the Icecaps melt a considerable amount of the ice is above sea level thus causing levels overall to rise. A very small rise in sea level will have a very large effect on existing coastlines. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Do people drinking the glittery for Christmas J2O pee glittery pee or poo glittery poo?
I'm guessing poo but that's as far down the investigative trail as I'm prepared to go"
It is too sugary for me and I wouldn't investigate anyone else's but I thought I would ask just in case anyone has the answer. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Who decided what words would be used ie as in sky for sky, red is red etc "
I guess after many years of calling everything 'ugg' it got confusing so someone made a different sound for sky and before they knew it it was fashionable to use the new sound. Much as the sound 'reem' is suddenly being used by people around me. |
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"Who decided what words would be used ie as in sky for sky, red is red etc
I guess after many years of calling everything 'ugg' it got confusing so someone made a different sound for sky and before they knew it it was fashionable to use the new sound. Much as the sound 'reem' is suddenly being used by people around me."
Evolution of linguistics eh. My kids use the word reem a lot. I find is slightly disturbing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who decided what words would be used ie as in sky for sky, red is red etc
I guess after many years of calling everything 'ugg' it got confusing so someone made a different sound for sky and before they knew it it was fashionable to use the new sound. Much as the sound 'reem' is suddenly being used by people around me."
Anyone uses the word Reem near me is more than likely going to get chinned  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who decided what words would be used ie as in sky for sky, red is red etc
I guess after many years of calling everything 'ugg' it got confusing so someone made a different sound for sky and before they knew it it was fashionable to use the new sound. Much as the sound 'reem' is suddenly being used by people around me."
Hmmmm it must have been a bloody long grunt (ugg) grunt to come up with Antidisistablishmentariumism |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Who decided what words would be used ie as in sky for sky, red is red etc
I guess after many years of calling everything 'ugg' it got confusing so someone made a different sound for sky and before they knew it it was fashionable to use the new sound. Much as the sound 'reem' is suddenly being used by people around me.
Hmmmm it must have been a bloody long grunt (ugg) grunt to come up with Antidisistablishmentariumism "
That's the linguistic evolution thing. Once you have the grunt for anti and the one for establishment then you just add the other grunts agreed for pre and suffixes.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who decided what words would be used ie as in sky for sky, red is red etc
I guess after many years of calling everything 'ugg' it got confusing so someone made a different sound for sky and before they knew it it was fashionable to use the new sound. Much as the sound 'reem' is suddenly being used by people around me.
Hmmmm it must have been a bloody long grunt (ugg) grunt to come up with Antidisistablishmentariumism
That's the linguistic evolution thing. Once you have the grunt for anti and the one for establishment then you just add the other grunts agreed for pre and suffixes.
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Hmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like this:
Having given an interview on ABC television, Spike was not kicked out before the next segment started. Bad mistake... Fantastic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eUSdL8bqJc"
Bliss! I shamelessly nicked that link |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Considering getting a cuisinart soupmaker but don't know if it's worth it!
Personally I would stick with a big pan and a hand blender. If you already have those you're sorted. "
Big pan and masher do it for me. Can make it as fine or coarse as I want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just thought of chips and curry sauce
spooky.............i had curried bugger and chips yesterday
Ouch!!!! "
"curried bugger" ...........
my dad always said to my mom........."what shall we do with the rest of the turkey" ? she always said" curry the bugger" ..........hence the name |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a fuck buddy coming over later and I felt the need to mop the kitchen floor so the house is fit for visitors.
FFS he won't care about my kitchen floor!
He will if you roll around on the floor and end up stuck to some jam."
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