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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who broke your hip.. I wouldnt mind being fucked but I dont want a broken hip "
the man currently propping my hip up... The same man who told me I wasn't fit to drive!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ruby Sophia....
and I'm fucked!! and smoking hot!!????
of course!! " that's a very beautiful horny smoking hot Ruby Sophia ! Bow down fellas queen is in the house (: |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is MrWho and I'm a piece of furniture!
No I'm MrWho, rusty fuck of pretending to be me
Does that make me Rusty? Someone oil me! "
Who did I fuck last night and today!?!?! Who broke me!?!?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Just go with the full page ads in the newspapers you two!
For Ibuleve Gel?
Possibly. Or industrial strength rivets. How broken is broken? "
On the verge of taking morphine to dull the pain and not able to walk unaided!!! As I said in the OP.... Fucked!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why did you let him break you...?
It just happened... It wasn't his or anyone else's fault! I just can't walk!!! "
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EveBB-ZsZcg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is MrWho and I'm a piece of furniture!
No I'm MrWho, rusty fuck of pretending to be me
Does that make me Rusty? Someone oil me!
Who did I fuck last night and today!?!?! Who broke me!?!?! "
Pfffft can't even tell the difference between us |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is MrWho and I'm a piece of furniture!
No I'm MrWho, rusty fuck of pretending to be me
Does that make me Rusty? Someone oil me!
Who did I fuck last night and today!?!?! Who broke me!?!?!
Pfffft can't even tell the difference between us "
I can give you the differences lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im Horace 'jigsawman' Winklebottom and i cannot find my car keys, now i know i had them last night when we visited the bank, i put them on the table with me baraclava and next Jimmy 'the fingers' Macdonalds sawn off shotgun.
oh were are those bloody keys.
argh officer..... |
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