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after reading how posh are you!
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By *ovelybumCouple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
We are smoking hot. We are the smartest people we know. We are more successful in business than any of our peers. We throw parties where we only invite the hottest people to attend. We are very engaging, and once you meet us, you will probably fall in love with us. We are not Ken and Barbie. Ken and Barbie are not good enough for us. We have high standards, doesn't every one? If we do not want to have sex with you, there is no sense in meeting you, because just face it, things will never progress further and that would be a waste of time for both of us. We are beautiful and know it, you should know this before writing us. We have money. If you look at the pics of our Big Bad Boat and our Private Plane and our Semi Oceanic Olympic Pool you may notice. If you did not notice, we have to tell you: We have money. Lots of it. We eat expensive food in expensive restaurants in very expensive cities. We use expensive caviar flavored condoms. We drive expensive cars, because we have money. We live in a big mansion. Actually is two or three mansions, maybe you noticed. And that tiny dot against the Taj Majal in the last pic in our profile is us. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I suspect for many it's attributed to whether you step out of the bath to piss or pronounce the H of 'here'.
And how one pronounces the letter H."
And how one pronounces "orf" when telling the plebs to "naff orf".
It's also essential to pronounce "I", as in oneself, as "ay". |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"We are smoking hot. We are the smartest people we know. We are more successful in business than any of our peers. We throw parties where we only invite the hottest people to attend. We are very engaging, and once you meet us, you will probably fall in love with us. We are not Ken and Barbie. Ken and Barbie are not good enough for us. We have high standards, doesn't every one? If we do not want to have sex with you, there is no sense in meeting you, because just face it, things will never progress further and that would be a waste of time for both of us. We are beautiful and know it, you should know this before writing us. We have money. If you look at the pics of our Big Bad Boat and our Private Plane and our Semi Oceanic Olympic Pool you may notice. If you did not notice, we have to tell you: We have money. Lots of it. We eat expensive food in expensive restaurants in very expensive cities. We use expensive caviar flavored condoms. We drive expensive cars, because we have money. We live in a big mansion. Actually is two or three mansions, maybe you noticed. And that tiny dot against the Taj Majal in the last pic in our profile is us."
That's not posh. That could describe a Lottery winner with a new sense of self worth based on money and things. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"For round here I'm posh, apparently I sound posh too.
I have white teeth for a start  "
Do you have all of your teeth?
I have been called posh totty on Fab because of the way I speak but maybe it was my pearly whites. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For round here I'm posh, apparently I sound posh too.
I have white teeth for a start
Do you have all of your teeth?
I have been called posh totty on Fab because of the way I speak but maybe it was my pearly whites."
Yes, I have all my teeth bar the ones right at the back (small mouth and they were squashed)
If you came up here you might get an idea of why I stand out |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"For round here I'm posh, apparently I sound posh too.
I have white teeth for a start
Do you have all of your teeth?
I have been called posh totty on Fab because of the way I speak but maybe it was my pearly whites.
Yes, I have all my teeth bar the ones right at the back (small mouth and they were squashed)
If you came up here you might get an idea of why I stand out "
I understand, I grew up in 'Ackney before it got gentrified. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Posh is yet just another label for people wanting to be something there not. Posh is like the word normal we all have our own opinion. I live in a very affluent village, where people seem to think there a 'cut above' bollox!!! at the end of the day they are much like every other human being. They eat breath sleep shit the same way as we all do. Accents or material good do not make the person. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats the definition of posh?"
Mark Francis off Made in Chelsea . He cracks me up . Last week he said it was essential to have a "live in seamstress " for those odd moments when you need a hem sowing ???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posh is yet just another label for people wanting to be something there not. Posh is like the word normal we all have our own opinion. I live in a very affluent village, where people seem to think there a 'cut above' bollox!!! at the end of the day they are much like every other human being. They eat breath sleep shit the same way as we all do. Accents or material good do not make the person. "
try telling that to people that think they are a 'cut above' |
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