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"I'm here. Drinking jack Daniels with cherry in bed wearing pjs, 2 pairs of socks and a hoody!!
Form an orderly queue!!  Fucking hell, I'm sat in a wet patch now.  "
I have that effect on people!! Did you piss yourself laughing at how stoopid I must look? |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm here. Drinking jack Daniels with cherry in bed wearing pjs, 2 pairs of socks and a hoody!!
Form an orderly queue!! Fucking hell, I'm sat in a wet patch now.
I have that effect on people!! Did you piss yourself laughing at how stoopid I must look? "
No Im thinking my onesie pales into comparison in the sexy goddess stakes now. |
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"I'm here. Drinking jack Daniels with cherry in bed wearing pjs, 2 pairs of socks and a hoody!!
Form an orderly queue!! Fucking hell, I'm sat in a wet patch now.
I have that effect on people!! Did you piss yourself laughing at how stoopid I must look? "
Oh I have JD and cherry is it nice?? X |
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"I'm here. Drinking jack Daniels with cherry in bed wearing pjs, 2 pairs of socks and a hoody!!
Form an orderly queue!! Fucking hell, I'm sat in a wet patch now.
I have that effect on people!! Did you piss yourself laughing at how stoopid I must look? No Im thinking my onesie pales into comparison in the sexy goddess stakes now. "
As long as your wearing it with killer heels it'll be ok |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I'm here. Drinking jack Daniels with cherry in bed wearing pjs, 2 pairs of socks and a hoody!!
Form an orderly queue!! Fucking hell, I'm sat in a wet patch now.
I have that effect on people!! Did you piss yourself laughing at how stoopid I must look? No Im thinking my onesie pales into comparison in the sexy goddess stakes now.
As long as your wearing it with killer heels it'll be ok "
It has feet...... |
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"I'm here. Drinking jack Daniels with cherry in bed wearing pjs, 2 pairs of socks and a hoody!!
Form an orderly queue!! Fucking hell, I'm sat in a wet patch now.
I have that effect on people!! Did you piss yourself laughing at how stoopid I must look? No Im thinking my onesie pales into comparison in the sexy goddess stakes now.
As long as your wearing it with killer heels it'll be ok It has feet...... "
Ah, maybe not the shoes then, mine has no feet. But even for a short arse like me it's not very long and I get terrible camel toe and it's uncomfortable so I don't wear it lol x |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I'm here. Drinking jack Daniels with cherry in bed wearing pjs, 2 pairs of socks and a hoody!!
Form an orderly queue!! Fucking hell, I'm sat in a wet patch now.
I have that effect on people!! Did you piss yourself laughing at how stoopid I must look? No Im thinking my onesie pales into comparison in the sexy goddess stakes now.
As long as your wearing it with killer heels it'll be ok It has feet......
Ah, maybe not the shoes then, mine has no feet. But even for a short arse like me it's not very long and I get terrible camel toe and it's uncomfortable so I don't wear it lol x"
Mine has a baggy crotch and a trapdoor... |
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"I'm here. Drinking jack Daniels with cherry in bed wearing pjs, 2 pairs of socks and a hoody!!
Form an orderly queue!! Fucking hell, I'm sat in a wet patch now.
I have that effect on people!! Did you piss yourself laughing at how stoopid I must look? No Im thinking my onesie pales into comparison in the sexy goddess stakes now.
As long as your wearing it with killer heels it'll be ok It has feet......
Ah, maybe not the shoes then, mine has no feet. But even for a short arse like me it's not very long and I get terrible camel toe and it's uncomfortable so I don't wear it lol xMine has a baggy crotch and a trapdoor... "
Oooooooh femme....now I'm sitting in a wet patch I've got the giggles now, glad I stayed on here and didn't put a DVD on instead lol x |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I'm here. Drinking jack Daniels with cherry in bed wearing pjs, 2 pairs of socks and a hoody!!
Form an orderly queue!! Fucking hell, I'm sat in a wet patch now.
I have that effect on people!! Did you piss yourself laughing at how stoopid I must look? No Im thinking my onesie pales into comparison in the sexy goddess stakes now.
As long as your wearing it with killer heels it'll be ok It has feet......
Ah, maybe not the shoes then, mine has no feet. But even for a short arse like me it's not very long and I get terrible camel toe and it's uncomfortable so I don't wear it lol xMine has a baggy crotch and a trapdoor...
Oooooooh femme....now I'm sitting in a wet patch I've got the giggles now, glad I stayed on here and didn't put a DVD on instead lol x"
Well if I need a poo, its no palava , as long as I can reach the buttons .....  |
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"I'm here. Drinking jack Daniels with cherry in bed wearing pjs, 2 pairs of socks and a hoody!!
Form an orderly queue!! Fucking hell, I'm sat in a wet patch now.
I have that effect on people!! Did you piss yourself laughing at how stoopid I must look? No Im thinking my onesie pales into comparison in the sexy goddess stakes now.
As long as your wearing it with killer heels it'll be ok It has feet......
Ah, maybe not the shoes then, mine has no feet. But even for a short arse like me it's not very long and I get terrible camel toe and it's uncomfortable so I don't wear it lol xMine has a baggy crotch and a trapdoor...
Oooooooh femme....now I'm sitting in a wet patch I've got the giggles now, glad I stayed on here and didn't put a DVD on instead lol xWell if I need a poo, its no palava , as long as I can reach the buttons ..... "
I have to totally unzip mine and practically take it off!! No good when it's bloody freezing! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I'm here. Drinking jack Daniels with cherry in bed wearing pjs, 2 pairs of socks and a hoody!!
Form an orderly queue!! Fucking hell, I'm sat in a wet patch now.
I have that effect on people!! Did you piss yourself laughing at how stoopid I must look? No Im thinking my onesie pales into comparison in the sexy goddess stakes now.
As long as your wearing it with killer heels it'll be ok It has feet......
Ah, maybe not the shoes then, mine has no feet. But even for a short arse like me it's not very long and I get terrible camel toe and it's uncomfortable so I don't wear it lol xMine has a baggy crotch and a trapdoor...
Oooooooh femme....now I'm sitting in a wet patch I've got the giggles now, glad I stayed on here and didn't put a DVD on instead lol xWell if I need a poo, its no palava , as long as I can reach the buttons .....
I have to totally unzip mine and practically take it off!! No good when it's bloody freezing! "
I just open my trapdoor and pull it round near my wee hole and just hope I don't get splashback. |
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"I'm here. Drinking jack Daniels with cherry in bed wearing pjs, 2 pairs of socks and a hoody!!
Form an orderly queue!! Fucking hell, I'm sat in a wet patch now.
I have that effect on people!! Did you piss yourself laughing at how stoopid I must look? No Im thinking my onesie pales into comparison in the sexy goddess stakes now.
As long as your wearing it with killer heels it'll be ok It has feet......
Ah, maybe not the shoes then, mine has no feet. But even for a short arse like me it's not very long and I get terrible camel toe and it's uncomfortable so I don't wear it lol xMine has a baggy crotch and a trapdoor...
Oooooooh femme....now I'm sitting in a wet patch I've got the giggles now, glad I stayed on here and didn't put a DVD on instead lol xWell if I need a poo, its no palava , as long as I can reach the buttons .....
I have to totally unzip mine and practically take it off!! No good when it's bloody freezing! I just open my trapdoor and pull it round near my wee hole and just hope I don't get splashback. "
all this thread has done is made me sing the 'trapdoor' kids tv programme song. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I now have a brew! So I'm sexy and I have a brew!! I hope you have biscuits as well."
I have dispatched someone to get me biscuits. I'm an awesome guest lol!! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I now have a brew! So I'm sexy and I have a brew!! I hope you have biscuits as well.
I have dispatched someone to get me biscuits. I'm an awesome guest lol!! "
Well I hope they are chocolate Hobnobs. |
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"on a good note I am warm and cosy and pigging out  Yayyyyy every cloud....what are you pigging out on?
French bread with cheese Now I want some, you go well with Bitch Librarian. "
They're not pickled yet! 
About to mix up a batch of cookie dough so I can bake cookies tomorrow with no bother. |
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"I'm here too. Not sure how sexy I am but I can pretend  Are you in pyjamas?
No, I dont own pyjamas  lol Big pink jumper and leggins Fucking sex goddess, beats my trapdoor onesie handsdown. "
I want your onesie lol |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"on a good note I am warm and cosy and pigging out Yayyyyy every cloud....what are you pigging out on?
French bread with cheese Now I want some, you go well with Bitch Librarian. "
I have eaten it and the pickles will be a while  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I'm here too. Not sure how sexy I am but I can pretend Are you in pyjamas?
No, I dont own pyjamas lol Big pink jumper and leggins Fucking sex goddess, beats my trapdoor onesie handsdown.
I want your onesie lol"
Its got feet I had to buy seperately, it had the mittens(hands) too, but I thought that was going a bit too far  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"on a good note I am warm and cosy and pigging out Yayyyyy every cloud....what are you pigging out on?
French bread with cheese Now I want some, you go well with Bitch Librarian.
I have eaten it and the pickles will be a while "
I fancy cheese now...... |
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"I'm here too. Not sure how sexy I am but I can pretend Are you in pyjamas?
No, I dont own pyjamas lol Big pink jumper and leggins Fucking sex goddess, beats my trapdoor onesie handsdown.
I want your onesie lolIts got feet I had to buy seperately, it had the mittens(hands) too, but I thought that was going a bit too far "
Ermm yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there room for a little un... Several.....but make sure they don't smell.
I can vouch that she dosnt..we've just shared a bath  "
We have? Yes you stole my duck OI
Aye caution...very slippery when wet!x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just popping my head in to say hello before I get snuggled in bed
Can you make room for a little one? I'm tired 
climb on in.... "
Can we spoon? I'm in a spooning mood |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just popping my head in to say hello before I get snuggled in bed
Can you make room for a little one? I'm tired
climb on in....
Can we spoon? I'm in a spooning mood "
ummmm......YES!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just popping my head in to say hello before I get snuggled in bed
Can you make room for a little one? I'm tired
climb on in....
Can we spoon? I'm in a spooning mood
ummmm......YES!!!! "
Snuggles up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Were in tonight, spiced rum and over ice.
Who's dancing ?My onesie doesnt allow for dancing but you go right ahead... 
Onesies are good for dancing, to MC Hammer, they hang the same  "
you can't touch this, however you touch that |
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