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over a year ago
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"i no how rude and she is only 13!!!!! but a fab cook lmfao xoxoxo  "
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Cheeky minx! I hope she made you breakfast in bed, and she'll be doing the Sunday roast for you!  |
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"awwwww Zoe got nothing from our lad and he is 14 so should know better really.
Little shits sometimes kids aint they
steve  "
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Did you make her breakfast in bed then, to show your appreciationn?  |
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Years ago I bought a recipe box full of old PROPER food recipes.
None of that half fat no added butter stuff  the kids and hubby loved when I decided to work my way thru it - even now they will ask for the "real good biccies you make mum"
It was one of them collect the parts each week type things (already completed when I bought it tho lol) I even added a few low fat recipes I love to it
Its still the only cook book (well as close to a book in my kitchen) I own
Shona
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"no hun i got the cook book!!! and my mum is cooking i feel i have to let her cook as she is the best and loves cooking lmao xoxxo "
well.... I think you have next years xmas or b'day or mothers day pressie sorted then..... |
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"I treated myself yesterday to some new oven gloves do you want to borrow them lol
Depends what they're made of! "
I just found out they werent oven gloves but shammy gloves for cleaning the windows lol |
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"awwwww Zoe got nothing from our lad and he is 14 so should know better really.
Little shits sometimes kids aint they
steve
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Did you make her breakfast in bed then, to show your appreciationn? "
Naaaa i dont do cooking lol
but i did take us all out last night for a nice meal if that counts
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Just come on line and noticed this thread! My son loves me all year round and that's enough for me! I made a lovely roast lamb lunch for us today because i like to do that and love to cook for my familly. love being a mum and love to all the other mums out there! Z xx |
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"Bought Mum extension for the ladder so should be watching Sat TV tomorrow...
Is she up thre now sorting it ou? Z"
Not on her own...Got dog up there as well with torch lashed to his tail... |
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"Bought Mum extension for the ladder so should be watching Sat TV tomorrow...
Is she up thre now sorting it ou? Z
Not on her own...Got dog up there as well with torch lashed to his tail... "
Aw you're such a good son - thats so heart warming - Z xx |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Bought Mum extension for the ladder so should be watching Sat TV tomorrow...
Is she up thre now sorting it ou? Z
Not on her own...Got dog up there as well with torch lashed to his tail... "
Wish she would hurry up i want to watch the sport  |
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"Bought Mum extension for the ladder so should be watching Sat TV tomorrow...
Is she up thre now sorting it ou? Z
Not on her own...Got dog up there as well with torch lashed to his tail...
Wish she would hurry up i want to watch the sport "
Im banging on the guttering with a broom every 5 minutes to get her to go faster...You have a go....  |
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"Bought Mum extension for the ladder so should be watching Sat TV tomorrow...
Is she up thre now sorting it ou? Z
Not on her own...Got dog up there as well with torch lashed to his tail...
Wish she would hurry up i want to watch the sport
Im banging on the guttering with a broom every 5 minutes to get her to go faster...You have a go.... "
Hearing aid might be playing up - have you got a flare gun or sometning? Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now Snoggy I am very disappointed in you 
I heard all about how you cooked a lovely meal for your mum and even ironed the flowery dress and finally gave it back 
Shona
x x x |
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"Now Snoggy I am very disappointed in you
I heard all about how you cooked a lovely meal for your mum and even ironed the flowery dress and finally gave it back
Shona
x x x "
Lies all Lies...I aint giving back me frock...Need that for an up comming function... |
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"Now Snoggy I am very disappointed in you
I heard all about how you cooked a lovely meal for your mum and even ironed the flowery dress and finally gave it back
Shona
x x x "
lol - he told me he kept the frock! Z |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Bought Mum extension for the ladder so should be watching Sat TV tomorrow...
Is she up thre now sorting it ou? Z
Not on her own...Got dog up there as well with torch lashed to his tail...
Wish she would hurry up i want to watch the sport
Im banging on the guttering with a broom every 5 minutes to get her to go faster...You have a go....
Hearing aid might be playing up - have you got a flare gun or sometning? Z"
She has a funnel thing Bri made its dead good so it is and cheep too.
Anyway best give her a bang seeing his banging had had little effect
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I GOT A COOK BOOK!!!!!! I THINK SOMONE IS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMTHING!!! BUT IN A NICE WAY XOXOXO "
didna have glasses on i thought you said COCK book not cook book, was gonna sk to borrow it lol |
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"Bought Mum extension for the ladder so should be watching Sat TV tomorrow...
Is she up thre now sorting it ou? Z
Not on her own...Got dog up there as well with torch lashed to his tail...
Wish she would hurry up i want to watch the sport
Im banging on the guttering with a broom every 5 minutes to get her to go faster...You have a go....
Hearing aid might be playing up - have you got a flare gun or sometning? Z
She has a funnel thing Bri made its dead good so it is and cheep too.
Anyway best give her a bang seeing his banging had had little effect
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You're just a little bit sick - Z xx |
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"Now Snoggy I am very disappointed in you
I heard all about how you cooked a lovely meal for your mum and even ironed the flowery dress and finally gave it back
Shona
x x x
lol - he told me he kept the frock! Z"
No Zoe his mum told me she got it back but he ironed out all the boob bits something about too much starch
Shona
x x x |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Bought Mum extension for the ladder so should be watching Sat TV tomorrow...
Is she up thre now sorting it ou? Z
Not on her own...Got dog up there as well with torch lashed to his tail...
Wish she would hurry up i want to watch the sport
Im banging on the guttering with a broom every 5 minutes to get her to go faster...You have a go....
Hearing aid might be playing up - have you got a flare gun or sometning? Z
She has a funnel thing Bri made its dead good so it is and cheep too.
Anyway best give her a bang seeing his banging had had little effect
You're just a little bit sick - Z xx"
Trust you to read it the wrong way! Banging on the wall to get her to hurry up! The football highlights are on in a min |
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"Bought Mum extension for the ladder so should be watching Sat TV tomorrow...
Is she up thre now sorting it ou? Z
Not on her own...Got dog up there as well with torch lashed to his tail...
Wish she would hurry up i want to watch the sport
Im banging on the guttering with a broom every 5 minutes to get her to go faster...You have a go....
Hearing aid might be playing up - have you got a flare gun or sometning? Z
She has a funnel thing Bri made its dead good so it is and cheep too.
Anyway best give her a bang seeing his banging had had little effect
You're just a little bit sick - Z xx"
Ewwwwwwww BB you sick puppy you know where shes been as well... |
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"Now Snoggy I am very disappointed in you
I heard all about how you cooked a lovely meal for your mum and even ironed the flowery dress and finally gave it back
Shona
x x x
lol - he told me he kept the frock! Z
No Zoe his mum told me she got it back but he ironed out all the boob bits something about too much starch
Shona
x x x "
lol - just spit out my wine! stop it! Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now Snoggy I am very disappointed in you
I heard all about how you cooked a lovely meal for your mum and even ironed the flowery dress and finally gave it back
Shona
x x x
lol - he told me he kept the frock! Z
No Zoe his mum told me she got it back but he ironed out all the boob bits something about too much starch
Shona
x x x
lol - just spit out my wine! stop it! Z"
That was ice cream besides I use a wok to iron the front.... |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
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Hearing aid might be playing up - have you got a flare gun or sometning? Z
She has a funnel thing Bri made its dead good so it is and cheep too.
Anyway best give her a bang seeing his banging had had little effect
You're just a little bit sick - Z xx
Ewwwwwwww BB you sick puppy you know where shes been as well... "
Bingo and a quart of brown ale she didn't go to you know where tonight! |
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"Now Snoggy I am very disappointed in you
I heard all about how you cooked a lovely meal for your mum and even ironed the flowery dress and finally gave it back
Shona
x x x
lol - he told me he kept the frock! Z
No Zoe his mum told me she got it back but he ironed out all the boob bits something about too much starch
Shona
x x x
lol - just spit out my wine! stop it! Z
That was ice cream besides I use a wok to iron the front.... "
lol - you iron - it doesn't realy matter what you use!!! I still love you! Z XX |
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"Now Snoggy I am very disappointed in you
I heard all about how you cooked a lovely meal for your mum and even ironed the flowery dress and finally gave it back
Shona
x x x
lol - he told me he kept the frock! Z
No Zoe his mum told me she got it back but he ironed out all the boob bits something about too much starch
Shona
x x x
lol - just spit out my wine! stop it! Z
That was ice cream besides I use a wok to iron the front.... "
You absolutely sure that was ice cream Snoggy?? 
And who cares if it was a wok if prob weighed more than an iron anyway
Shona
x x x |
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"Now Snoggy I am very disappointed in you
I heard all about how you cooked a lovely meal for your mum and even ironed the flowery dress and finally gave it back
Shona
x x x
lol - he told me he kept the frock! Z
No Zoe his mum told me she got it back but he ironed out all the boob bits something about too much starch
Shona
x x x
lol - just spit out my wine! stop it! Z
That was ice cream besides I use a wok to iron the front....
You absolutely sure that was ice cream Snoggy??
And who cares if it was a wok if prob weighed more than an iron anyway
Shona
x x x "
Its a Ken Hom.... |
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"Now Snoggy I am very disappointed in you
I heard all about how you cooked a lovely meal for your mum and even ironed the flowery dress and finally gave it back
Shona
x x x
lol - he told me he kept the frock! Z
No Zoe his mum told me she got it back but he ironed out all the boob bits something about too much starch
Shona
x x x
lol - just spit out my wine! stop it! Z
That was ice cream besides I use a wok to iron the front....
lol - you iron - it doesn't realy matter what you use!!! I still love you! Z XX"
I love you too Steve...I mean Z xx |
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"Its a Ken Hom....
My god Snoggy ice cream and Ken Hom
Now I know all your secrets
Shona
x x x
Did you know I can dance in 6inch heels?? "
you hum it I'll play it
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"Its a Ken Hom....
My god Snoggy ice cream and Ken Hom
Now I know all your secrets
Shona
x x x
Did you know I can dance in 6inch heels?? "
wearing nothing but basque, stockings and said heels YUP your mum told me she has pics to show us
Shona
x x x |
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"Its a Ken Hom....
My god Snoggy ice cream and Ken Hom
Now I know all your secrets
Shona
x x x
Did you know I can dance in 6inch heels??
wearing nothing but basque, stockings and said heels YUP your mum told me she has pics to show us
Shona
x x x "
Thats it Mum can stay out in the coal shed tonight...Bloody Woman... |
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"Its a Ken Hom....
My god Snoggy ice cream and Ken Hom
Now I know all your secrets
Shona
x x x
Did you know I can dance in 6inch heels??
wearing nothing but basque, stockings and said heels YUP your mum told me she has pics to show us
Shona
x x x
Thats it Mum can stay out in the coal shed tonight...Bloody Woman... "
Listen Snoggy can you hear that faint squeeking of floorboards thats you mum hiding upstairs mwhahahaha (where the hell is the evil laugh smilie??)
She climbed in the window when you were busy raiding the rest of her wardrobe
Shona
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"Im a single mum and my daughter who is 8 got me chocolates then promptly ate them all!!!"
Thats a daughter of that age group thing my youngest refused to help her dad cook my bacon and eggs but wanted to help eat them and almost got speared by the fork in her haste to swipe a slice of bacon
Shona
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