Where's the punch line? You need to scale these sorts of jokes back and fin-ish with them, you don't want to get caught out and get in too deep cos then you'll be hooked on them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ive been had in the net hook line and sinker lol

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By *arlock69Man over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Two parrots standing on a pearch...one looks to the other and asks...Can you smell fish?.

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By *ev-PMan over a year ago

Hampshire

What a load of pollacks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ive been reeled in again i think its just shellfish

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By *arlock69Man over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Which fish is imfamous for killing prostitutes??...Jack the Kipper.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

This Forum Fucking Stinks..

Apologies for swearing..

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By *arlock69Man over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

Oh My Cod!!!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

What do ya call a fish with no eye? A fsh!

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

what fish can perform operations a sturgeon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ive been pondering on it and oh my cod u r so shellfish y did u have to musle in

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By *at2Couple over a year ago

north Down

This isn't the plaice to cod about or have a whale of a time so stop acting the clown and talking cobblers .

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

God... This is bleak....

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

never ask a loan shark to lend you sick squid

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Over and trout goodnight codbless x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God... This is bleak...."

Cod this is bleak you mean.

Make an effort

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"God... This is bleak....

Cod this is bleak you mean.

Make an effort

You tell him !! - Dont Just Clam up on us .....

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By *ossnsecretaryCouple over a year ago

Epsom

I don't want to mussel in but you seem to be floundering. We can all share there's no need to be shellfish. Don't be shy everyone can join on even those on the back roe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Eeal come aroud its not what u roe its who u roe

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By *eerobCouple over a year ago

solihull

You are so shark you will cut yourself.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man over a year ago

the vale

what did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

dam