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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To destroy a mans ego . . .

"Is it in yet?"

"Don't worry, that's normal with men your age"

"Really? Was that it?"

"Can we just use my dildo?"

"Ha, cute - You have boobs too"

"Seriously, are you sure it's in?"

"You know what, I'm starting to think I may be gay"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You look a total prick in that onesie!"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I like your new tupe or however you spell it

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Sorry not for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your cock's not as big as your brother's..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Your cock's not as big as your brother's...""

Your cock's not as big as your sisters!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dad was so much better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your dad was so much better.

but not as good as your grandad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your dad was so much better.

but not as good as your grandad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your dad was so much better.

but not as good as your grandad

but your son was phenomenal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm pregnant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you mean where is it?

I just came.

Of course it's not small.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

That reminds me... Where did i put them cocktail sticks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you mind moving along to the next seat please - it's just that I find body odour offensive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your dad was so much better.

but not as good as your grandad

but your son was phenomenal

HA HA rofpmsl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Youre Wife was right you ARE quick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow I didn't know they did XS condoms

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Soooo...your profile pictures aren't recent, are they.

Interesting outfit.

Its not me, its you.

That was my daughter on the phone. My house is on fire so I'd better go.

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Wake me up when youve finished Im just having a quick nap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my strap on is in the top drawer if it helps

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By *eeBee67Man over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Ohhh.

You mean that wasnt your finger.

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